Moments when you wished you could kill yourself rather than

by **The Crackednut** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:06 pm

when i realised that a telugu version of Queen\'s \"Bohemian Raphsody\" existed as a song called \"ants\" in \'Chitram\' !!!! Booohoooo... !! My god forgive the evil-dooers for their sins....Amen **sniff** !

by **The Crackednut** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 1:35 am

Or the time when ppl see that fat guy dancing with the chick in \"Road\" manages to start a trend!!!

by **vivek of themavericks... remember!!** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 9:34 pm

I have one now and i promise to give 10 more with in few hours.i felt like killing myslef when 55 year Amitabh bachchan is still at at times addressed at \" angry young man\".More to some...watch this space

by **vivek of themavericks... remember!!** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 12:02 am

Ok i am ready.I have thought of those 10 moments where getting killed is better than have an ice bar put in your..ahem you know where!.Well,lets see what i have--- Option (1)Telugu Super star Krishna\'s super dance - Now who must have thought this one legend as they call was actually a heart throb at one point in time with his Non-movable pelvic movements and that too with apples and oranges being dropped in the herione\'s belly button.(2) Whenever Mushraff or Vajpayee say \" we are ready for Bi-lateral talks to settle cross border terrorism\" - this is something where nothing seems to move and we just have to bear the monotony (3) This movie is different - Uh!,this really is tormenting,they just keep stating such things and at the end of the day you still get the same \" dil deewana ho gaya\" stuff(4) Recession is over,signs of recovery visible - This is what the market analysists and babus in south block say and as far as my knowledge goes we are still underwater.With a GDP growth rate target of 6% .. water will always flow over us!. (5) Miss World 2000 Priyanka Sharma\'s statement - She said this ON THE DAMN STAGE of one of the minor awards\" Ranchi is in west india and Mother teressa is still alive\" and to top it all she won! (6)When winning models say \" world peace is very important to us and also upliftment of the under previledged\".I always wonder what kind of upliftment are they actually having in their thoughts?. (7).Business and corporate guys over using words/phrases like - Strategy,business,supply chain,cost cutting,sustainable growth,restructuring,enterprise and the baap of all.... \"SOLUTIONS\". (8)colour selection of telugu movie posters - what shall i say... L.V.Prasad eye institute would make a killing if the number of telugu movie posters go up even by 10% in this city.
(9)Number bungling in balance sheets - This is actually more challenging then a game of chess..but if its rewarding..it pours..else you go to jail
(10)Me recollecting the nine points mentioned!

by **Ram** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:56 pm

HAHAHAhahahahahah...amazingly funny!!!

by **NRI** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 4:31 am

1)the people who don\'t have a chance to step out of India, questioning the morales of NRIs
2)the losers who can\'t support themselves, producing dozens of kids
3)the stinking POLITICIANS of India
4)the good-for-nothing copycats of enteratainment industry, and their fans

by **little witch** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 6:23 pm

when i saw the ending of Adrushtam!!!!!!! heck! what the hell was that about?

by **badcash** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 9:27 pm

shit man...just being around people makes me wanna kill myself

by **The Crackednut** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:19 pm

Bump!

by **satishgoda** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:35 pm

recently while coding on my website late in the night, I accidentally synchronized the latest version to an earlier version [damn winscp. ok. damn me.] Totally my fault. Wish I had my code on cvs. but hey thats life. after a week I recoded the site.

Golden rule(s) of programming:

1. Design.

2. Keep it Simple and Stupid.

3. Save work.

4. Implement.

5. Save.

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by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:31 pm

The Crackednut wrote:Bump!

2 saal purana kahaan se khod nikaala baap! :lol:

anyways, on topic:

...when SRK's weep-a-thons become boxoffice hits.... :roll:

by **The Crackednut** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:40 pm

yah CAD... bumped it so that others cd add more.

by **akhilis2cool** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:44 pm

when my brother gets the control of the remote and starts changing channels at the speed of lite.

by **The Jackal** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:55 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:when my brother gets the control of the remote and starts changing channels at the speed of lite.

Your brother and I have the same traits.

by **akhilis2cool** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:57 pm

The Jackal wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:when my brother gets the control of the remote and starts changing channels at the speed of lite.
Your brother and I have the same traits.

my dad does the same thing. I like to watch one channel....esp. cricket or movies. but when bored i too do the same thing :lol:

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:02 pm

The Jackal wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:when my brother gets the control of the remote and starts changing channels at the speed of lite.
Your brother and I have the same traits.

So do I

Nobody understands whts happening when the remote is in my hand. Everyone just keeps screaming at me to stick to one channel!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:30 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
The Jackal wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:when my brother gets the control of the remote and starts changing channels at the speed of lite.
Your brother and I have the same traits.
So do I

wow! so do I! :shock:

it appears to be a normal male trait...

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:36 pm

It surely does.

by **akhilis2cool** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:58 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Scorpion's Sting wrote:
The Jackal wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:when my brother gets the control of the remote and starts changing channels at the speed of lite.
Your brother and I have the same traits.
So do I
wow! so do I!

it appears to be a normal male trait...

so do i...even i do it :oops:

by **Alexis** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:56 pm

Im still laughing at the subject of this thread. TCN is one funny dude.

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:55 pm

when cricket "experts" peel a single strand of hair after a match.

esp. if one pf them happens to be mandira bedi

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:11 pm

i hate those expert anaysis during or after a match.....bullshit...whats the use discussing "what ought to have been done"....bah! :evil:

in that way i appreciate Mandira Bedi....at least she makes for a pleasant change

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:18 pm

she only makes pleasent viewing....not listening!!!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:27 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:she only makes pleasent viewing....not listening!!!

ppl actually listen to that drivel??? :shock:

i thot it was an avenue for unemployed cricketers to earn some moolah... :roll:

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:32 pm

there are lotsa ppl. who listen to that rubbish.....

in the last Ind. Pak match....srikanth anna said theres no way pak can chase 292....they got there with 7 wickets in hand.!!

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