Word Game!

by **ycr007** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:28 pm

heart to say NO. Suddenly...

by **Whoz This** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:08 pm

His wife notices him

by **The Jackal** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:33 pm

Doing another girl while..........

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:56 pm

having a drink with

by **Alexis** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:59 pm

Raj and his boyfriend

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:32 pm

and trying to change them

by **Alexis** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:46 pm

into kinky cross-dressers

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:20 am

*too much risque*

...while the bartender waited...

by **akhilis2cool** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:54 pm

with baited breath for her turn ....

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:43 pm

into a nymphomaniac mermaid

by **ycr007** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:15 pm

The Story so far:
It all began when CAD's wife left him. He took to drink of a different source to find a new source of energy for his diminishing libido and purposeless existence in the cesspool that the world turned out to be.
A man in a municipality garbage collection truck doing its daily rounds near the house of CAD saw the new masseuse who lives near the slutty red-light area that’s full of fat chicks; but big girls need love too. So CAD doesn’t disappoint them. In fact, he leaves them begging for more and they start chasing him much to his glee and excitement. But he really wants Mallika or Bipasha. Since it reduced his weight he recommended it to Adnan Sami, who was having problems in lifting himself up so VIOXX was prescribed to help him sleep. But, his wife's passions boiled over just when the neighbor's dog walked by taking a shit on the lawn while reading the newspaper. So engrossed was the dog while shitting n reading that he completely overlooked the hot chick who was also shitting and reading and gazing at the dog, wondering what the **** the dog's master was? Was he a man or a rat? Who else but CAD knows coz CAD's the omnipotent God in the guise of a mere mortal like the rest, with a physique to make the anorexic Mungerilal proud.

It was dark and stormy that night, CAD was driving home when he saw a white-clad ghost in the back seat looking at him with non-existent eyes wide open. He was speechless but was captivated by her spotless sari and wondered what would be underneath-a beating heart or fleshless chest. He turned his eyes away towards the lorry approaching safely on the other lane that almost crushed him but there ain’t other lane so he stopped the car and saw a hot ball of fire in a flying car which was driven by Spielberg with Lucas beside him who bought it from David Dhawan when he was filming AI: Artificial Intelligence in the Robot No. 1 at his studio at film nagar starring Mithun Cruise and Rambha Kidman along with Al Chintamani as the villain with music by Bhappi Goldsmith, action by Veeru Woo, dyaances by Lola Kutty and editing by Mamta Kulkarni. The uncensorship was by CAD n ME but it was viewed by none 'cept CAD n me who were, well, paid to lose there Intelligence but they cheated others but they didn’t get away as the film was a sleeper hit albeit only in the interiors.

Coming back to the white lady, she asked CAD what he was looking at? CAD replied "You...uh, I...I mean...uh...you have a slammin' body! Can I ask, how much do you weigh?” She vehemently said “No”.CAD then had an idea-he told her she weighed the heaviest at her middle floor which was above the ground floor and below the empty top floor.

CAD also praised her for her stamina while dancing at the discotheque wearing a skimpy outfit and running on the slippery dance floor with outfit flying away revealing what ought to be three legs and one arm, but its main charm was the cute tattoo of Raj's face. How could that be wondered CAD but everything is short-lived. Disappointed, he decided to move on and walked into TDS where he saw a model and an actress who was giving away free bottles of beer. But beer didn't interest him, she did; so he decided to ask her if she was Lucifer's sister but he already knew the answer-it was the mental asylum ayah in the disguise of a sexy Ramsey Ghost. So spooked was CAD that he almost took apart the cushion covers one by one so that the stash wouldn’t be exposed to the sleazy world out there in pieces. Shattered and heartbroken the lady's ghost went to take a leak but ended up doing his friends GF because he was hot property because of his dog.

Meanwhile, the club was raided because someone was having pani puri from roadside and nobody expected it but the belly dancer gave CAD a lap-dance and promised more too! If he had more he wud swoon with pure sensual delight that tingled his body from head to toe for hours on end. Finally CAD called it quits and started flirting with some other bimbo at the parking lot because he didn’t have a Heart to say NO. Suddenly his wife notices him doing another girl while having a drink with Raj and his boyfriend and trying to change them into kinky cross-dressers while the bartender waited with baited breath for her turn into a nymphomaniac mermaid.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:54 am

continued:

Then all heard a loud

by **san** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:16 am

bang and she disappeared!

by **malakpetmasala** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:06 am

Is that CADs end?

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:50 am

but thats for the god to decide.

by **black wizard** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:19 pm

...and Morrison is God...

by **malakpetmasala** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:46 pm

singing the ghost song

by **The Jackal** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:57 pm

while taking a shower.....

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:33 pm

and in The End...

by **The Jackal** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:35 pm

something got cut off........

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:56 pm

and then there was total chaos

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:07 pm

when all ran towards the

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:14 pm

door...to avoid the

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:18 pm

smelly french girl who

by **akhilis2cool** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:17 pm

who was geting smelliar by the minute coz....

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