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by vivek » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:45 pm

Who does the term a Metro-Sexual mean? Is it one of those new age craps like " Live-in relationships" where we just try to fixate reasons for odd doings?.



According to me, the so called metro-sexual is a person suffering with some sort of identity crisis. He does not know of the kind of person he should shape himself as.May be is compelled to be so by the growing breed of 'demaning women' who go for that right blend of Dandruff free smooth hair ( like in the Clinic + Ad) coupled with below avg to avg IQ and cash to burn. He becomes metro-sexual, a new sub-species lost in the metropolitan life style with pseudo accents and car keys.Knows a lot about 'true love', condoms,' what women want and nothing about Gandhi. He may know a lot about the west, but then thats a different type of bug that has got into our system



Its not merely the usage of feminine beauty products, its the state of mind. Its the state of mind where, we get are scared of a harmless snake, but would not mind demonstrating our bike-riding skills to a babe ( with psuedo everything).



HAd it been using fairness creams, then the state of mind would have collapsed because i know a person who has been using Fair and Lovely and he has neither become fair nor turned lovely.
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by The Jackal » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:49 pm

Sure you got the definition right? :?
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by vivek » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:52 pm

bingo! :D
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by Alexis » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:27 pm

A Metrosexual man grooms himself more than necessary. Gets his eye-brows waxed, his chest waxed, manicures, pedicures, uses several hair products and facial products such as :Astringent, toner, moisturizer, etc. He doesnt move away from the mirror till each strand of hair is perfectly gelled into place. Metrosexuals are extremely narcissistic.



He isnt homosexual, but he cares too much about the way he looks and presents himself.



Do we have any metrosexuals here?
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by Whoz This » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:37 pm

yeah u can count me as one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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maybe the p3 regulars are metrosexual males
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by The Jackal » Thu Nov 11, 2004 9:47 pm

Whoz This wrote:yeah u can count me as one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jus kiddin

maybe the p3 regulars are metrosexual males
p3......? :?
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by san » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:08 pm

Shahrukh Khan is a good example. Called himself that in an interview.
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by vivek » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:14 pm

The Jackal wrote:
Whoz This wrote:yeah u can count me as one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jus kiddin

maybe the p3 regulars are metrosexual males
p3......? :?




P3s are the Page 3 regulars. As in those who are seen in all the ' happening' parties in all the ' happening' pubs and discs in happening towns. They are usually featued in news and gossip hungry media that feature on page # 3. Wonder what is so ' happening' in such places. And what is happening in all these ' happening' places nowadays?



I am sure some metrosexual would have coined this term. They usually do this kinda rubbish.



Talkin of Page 3s, TOI everyday carries a news item on these so called party animals. Some big colour photo with a caption that says " Sanjana and Priya having a ball.." Who are these people and what do they for a living. Why are they seen in pubs on week day evenings with an atire that reflects elaborate pre and post make-up activities?



Who is a socialite and what does he/he do? Is socialite a metro sexual?
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by Whoz This » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:37 pm

vivek wrote:
The Jackal wrote:
Whoz This wrote:yeah u can count me as one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jus kiddin

maybe the p3 regulars are metrosexual males
p3......? :?


P3s are the Page 3 regulars. As in those who are seen in all the ' happening' parties in all the ' happening' pubs and discs in happening towns. They are usually featued in news and gossip hungry media that feature on page # 3. Wonder what is so ' happening' in such places. And what is happening in all these ' happening' places nowadays?

I am sure some metrosexual would have coined this term. They usually do this kinda rubbish.

Talkin of Page 3s, TOI everyday carries a news item on these so called party animals. Some big colour photo with a caption that says " Sanjana and Priya having a ball.." Who are these people and what do they for a living. Why are they seen in pubs on week day evenings with an atire that reflects elaborate pre and post make-up activities?

Who is a socialite and what does he/he do? Is socialite a metro sexual?




tats a lotta questions vivek.

lets see wat everybody thinka abt thm??????

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by malakpetmasala » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:47 am

Alexis wrote:A Metrosexual man grooms himself more than necessary. Gets his eye-brows waxed, his chest waxed, manicures, pedicures, uses several hair products and facial products such as :Astringent, toner, moisturizer, etc. He doesnt move away from the mirror till each strand of hair is perfectly gelled into place. Metrosexuals are extremely narcissistic.

He isnt homosexual, but he cares too much about the way he looks and presents himself.

Do we have any metrosexuals here?




thats not all about a metrosexual person. i am sure there much more to it than just that.

But yeah.... one thing for sure is that u need to have more than 3 pairs of shoes to be metrosexual.
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by lonewolf » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:18 am

malakpetmasala wrote:thats not all about a metrosexual person. i am sure there much more to it than just that.
But yeah.... one thing for sure is that u need to have more than 3 pairs of shoes to be metrosexual.




Actually a metrosexual person is a male who is more on the effiminate side... someone who has as many things in his wardrobe as his wife/gf has, and probably share many things in the wardrobe too...
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by malakpetmasala » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:21 am

lonewolf wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:thats not all about a metrosexual person. i am sure there much more to it than just that.
But yeah.... one thing for sure is that u need to have more than 3 pairs of shoes to be metrosexual.


Actually a metrosexual person is a male who is more on the effiminate side... someone who has as many things in his wardrobe as his wife/gf has, and probably share many things in the wardrobe too...




and what would the opposite of a metro sexual be? a bloke or a hippie.
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by lonewolf » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:23 am

malakpetmasala wrote:
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malakpetmasala wrote:thats not all about a metrosexual person. i am sure there much more to it than just that.
But yeah.... one thing for sure is that u need to have more than 3 pairs of shoes to be metrosexual.


Actually a metrosexual person is a male who is more on the effiminate side... someone who has as many things in his wardrobe as his wife/gf has, and probably share many things in the wardrobe too...


and what would the opposite of a metro sexual be? a bloke or a hippie.




Yes I guess so. Thats the closest word.
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by lonewolf » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:24 am

lonewolf wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:thats not all about a metrosexual person. i am sure there much more to it than just that.
But yeah.... one thing for sure is that u need to have more than 3 pairs of shoes to be metrosexual.


Actually a metrosexual person is a male who is more on the effiminate side... someone who has as many things in his wardrobe as his wife/gf has, and probably share many things in the wardrobe too...


and what would the opposite of a metro sexual be? a bloke or a hippie.


Yes I guess so. Thats the closest word.




Clarification - By "Thats the closest word", I meant "hippie" is the closest word to the opposite of a metrosexual, not bloke.
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by malakpetmasala » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:27 am

lonewolf wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:thats not all about a metrosexual person. i am sure there much more to it than just that.
But yeah.... one thing for sure is that u need to have more than 3 pairs of shoes to be metrosexual.


Actually a metrosexual person is a male who is more on the effiminate side... someone who has as many things in his wardrobe as his wife/gf has, and probably share many things in the wardrobe too...


and what would the opposite of a metro sexual be? a bloke or a hippie.


Yes I guess so. Thats the closest word.


Clarification - By "Thats the closest word", I meant "hippie" is the closest word to the opposite of a metrosexual, not bloke.




yeah....
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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:43 pm

well...i have a different take on this issue...-ve or +ve i dunno....u decide! :)



AFAIK from google and magazines, a metrosexual is a man who cares a lot abt himself and does not flinch from trying out all possible means to improve his looks n personality. he is a user of cosmetics like skin lotions, gells, expensive colognes, perfumes etc. he has a fine taste in clothes and has a well groomed look.



he is usually a straight male. he is generally monogamous n cares for his family. he respects his wife's independence and career and does not think twice abt helping her in housework. he takes time out for his family and is also a successful professional. and they do endup on Page 3 since they love having a good life and party a lot.



he does not believe in hiding his feelings and emotions. he might shed tears unashamedly if situation demands....and horrors of horrors, he might enjoy SRK films... :shock:



this is the typical profile of an urban metrosexual!



abt me being a metrosexual...i dont know...

i do care abt my family and clothes, but i dont spend too much time getting a makeover as Lexi says! and i dont show my emotions and I HATE SRK FILMS....so there....:D
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by malakpetmasala » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:05 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:well...i have a different take on this issue...-ve or +ve i dunno....u decide! :)

AFAIK from google and magazines, a metrosexual is a man who cares a lot abt himself and does not flinch from trying out all possible means to improve his looks n personality. he is a user of cosmetics like skin lotions, gells, expensive colognes, perfumes etc. he has a fine taste in clothes and has a well groomed look.

he is usually a straight male. he is generally monogamous n cares for his family. he respects his wife's independence and career and does not think twice abt helping her in housework. he takes time out for his family and is also a successful professional. and they do endup on Page 3 since they love having a good life and party a lot.

he does not believe in hiding his feelings and emotions. he might shed tears unashamedly if situation demands....and horrors of horrors, he might enjoy SRK films... :shock:

this is the typical profile of an urban metrosexual!

abt me being a metrosexual...i dont know...
i do care abt my family and clothes, but i dont spend too much time getting a makeover as Lexi says! and i dont show my emotions and I HATE SRK FILMS....so there....:D




i dont really think metrosexual would be a right thing term to use in the Indian context, we have a whole cultural difference thing when we compare our selves to the western society where the man is just hard working and is supposed to look tough, but our society lefft it to the caste system to look after the damn thing about who has to be physically tough, who has to be gentle and who has to do what.



on the contrary, in the western socisety, a typical metrosexual would be a person who would be very senssitive to small isssues, makes sure he dresses up very well, grooms himself, is well behaved in public, uses cosmetics and other supplements, makes sure he has a nice butt (optional).

and yeah...... one more thing... well... i might say.. the most important.... does nt really enjoy sports, either doing or watching.
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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:24 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:i might say.. the most important.... does nt really enjoy sports, either doing or watching.
i dont think thats always true...David Beckham is considered to be among the first Metrosexuals in the world....
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by malakpetmasala » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:26 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:i might say.. the most important.... does nt really enjoy sports, either doing or watching.
i dont think thats always true...David Beckham is considered to be among the first Metrosexuals in the world....






he is not metro sexual.... he is just a millionare.
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by The Jackal » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:31 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:i might say.. the most important.... does nt really enjoy sports, either doing or watching.
i dont think thats always true...David Beckham is considered to be among the first Metrosexuals in the world....



he is not metro sexual.... he is just a millionare.
No he is a metrosexual,one of the first along with Arnold-The governor.We did this topic in english class once. :D
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by marko » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:24 pm

i reckon the opposite of a metrosexual is a caveman.

i'd rather be a caveman than a metrosexual.

best film of the ninties will be Schindlers list for a metrosexual,

something by QT or maybe Fight Club for the caveman. Actually Fight Club is the caveman bible (tht'd be quite odd wouldnt it, if thousands of years from now new religons were formed that based their teachings on a media other than books, like a holy film, or sacred website);
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by Alexis » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:56 pm

David Bekham is hot. And he does look metrosexual and so does SRK.



I dont think there are metrosexual here.
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by The Jackal » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:57 pm

marko wrote:best film of the ninties will be Schindlers list for a metrosexual,
How is that film metrosexual? :?
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by igiveadamn » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:26 pm

san wrote:Shahrukh Khan is a good example. Called himself that in an interview.
Damn man, I always doubted him to be a faggot. Thanks for proving it.
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