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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:02 am

AWWWWWWWWWWW
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by Aquarian81 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:13 pm

Hell yeah, I get away with a alot for being a girl. I was pulled over 3 times for minor (but still worthy of a ticket) violations, however, a sweet smile an innocent look got me away scot free all three times :wink:

Once this guy at an expensive clothes store didnt charge me for my (pricey) scarf, and when I alerted him, he just winked.

I get my car checked for free, free drinks and coffee are always a treat.



I guess it is nice to be a girl :)
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:51 pm

Aquarian81 wrote:free drinks and coffee
...thats the best part of being a girl....:D.....guys wud be ever ready to open their wallets for u ppl...
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:43 pm

one time i had to park on those parking lots where you have to pay so me stupid me only carry cards, so when i got to the exit sign i started talking to him and then he ssaid i could go.
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:51 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:when i got to the exit sign i started talking to him and then he ssaid i could go.
cool! did u talk dirty to him or something....? :twisted: :mrgreen:
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by black wizard » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:59 pm

free loaders cha! :roll:
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by Alexis » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:54 pm

black wizard wrote:free loaders cha! :roll:


LOL! Jealous just cuz you cant get away with things like that, BW?!! :lol:

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by SimarikSmokin » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:44 am

dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!
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Re: f

by dethslut » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:09 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!




and how would u know men cant be sluts?

or that i am a he?



oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.
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Re: f

by oneminutecooler » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:12 am

dethslut wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!


and how would u know men cant be sluts?
or that i am a he?

oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.






:shock: :? :shock: Wow... :!:
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Re: f

by dethslut » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:30 am

oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!


and how would u know men cant be sluts?
or that i am a he?

oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.



:shock: :? :shock: Wow... :!:




but its only for SS. i dont want u to be stalking me now.
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Re: f

by oneminutecooler » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:34 am

dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!


and how would u know men cant be sluts?
or that i am a he?

oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.



:shock: :? :shock: Wow... :!:


but its only for SS. i dont want u to be stalking me now.






If one of us is stalking......it certainly would NEVER be me.... :roll:
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Re: f

by dethslut » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:42 am

oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!


and how would u know men cant be sluts?
or that i am a he?

oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.



:shock: :? :shock: Wow... :!:


but its only for SS. i dont want u to be stalking me now.



If one of us is stalking......it certainly would NEVER be me.... :roll:




now that u are nt stalking me........ i ll take ur job and as such SS is not around.
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Re: f

by oneminutecooler » Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:47 am

dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!


and how would u know men cant be sluts?
or that i am a he?

oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.



:shock: :? :shock: Wow... :!:


but its only for SS. i dont want u to be stalking me now.



If one of us is stalking......it certainly would NEVER be me.... :roll:


now that u are nt stalking me........ i ll take ur job and as such SS is not around.




First, Lets get this clear.....I never stalked you.....I dont do the stalking... :wink:
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Re: f

by oneminutecooler » Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:50 am

oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!


and how would u know men cant be sluts?
or that i am a he?

oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.



:shock: :? :shock: Wow... :!:


but its only for SS. i dont want u to be stalking me now.



If one of us is stalking......it certainly would NEVER be me.... :roll:


now that u are nt stalking me........ i ll take ur job and as such SS is not around.


First, Lets get this clear.....I never stalked you.....I dont do the stalking... :wink:




Lolol :oops:
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Re: f

by Scorpion's Sting » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:47 am

oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
oneminutecooler wrote:
dethslut wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:dethslut is a drag queen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he wants to be a girl!!!!!!


and how would u know men cant be sluts?
or that i am a he?

oh well.... if u are referring me to as a dragdqeen, i am offended., i d rather be called a gender illusionist.



:shock: :? :shock: Wow... :!:


but its only for SS. i dont want u to be stalking me now.



If one of us is stalking......it certainly would NEVER be me.... :roll:


now that u are nt stalking me........ i ll take ur job and as such SS is not around.


First, Lets get this clear.....I never stalked you.....I dont do the stalking... :wink:




wht do u do then? ;)
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Re: f

by dethslut » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:52 am

oneminutecooler wrote:I dont do the stalking... :wink:




u just wear it with a different spelling, Is it?
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Re: f

by CtrlAltDel » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:45 pm

oneminutecooler wrote:I dont do the stalking... :wink:
u can stalk me if u want...i wont mind it...;) :D
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
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by SimarikSmokin » Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:44 pm

lol what is that you guys are talking about?
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Re: f

by CtrlAltDel » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:42 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:lol what is that you guys are talking about?
abt OMC's stalking habit :D
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by SimarikSmokin » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:34 am

i could'nt be a stalker if i was i probably be a neurotic typo wow i sound so smart!
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Re: f

by dethslut » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:59 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:i could'nt be a stalker if i was i probably be a neurotic typo wow i sound so smart!




are nt u one already?
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Re: f

by CtrlAltDel » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:58 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:i could'nt be a stalker if i was i probably be a neurotic typo wow i sound so smart!
no comments :roll:
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
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Re: f

by Alexis » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:56 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:i could'nt be a stalker if i was i probably be a neurotic typo wow i sound so smart!
no comments :roll:


*sigh* I wanna proof-read all her posts before she sends them! :x
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Re: f

by CtrlAltDel » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:03 am

Alexis wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:i could'nt be a stalker if i was i probably be a neurotic typo wow i sound so smart!
no comments :roll:
*sigh* I wanna proof-read all her posts before she sends them! :x
better still...why dont u type all her posts too?
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