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by malakpetmasala » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:16 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:then u will just massage me and then.......?


:arrow: calls the dethslut to take over
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Re: f

by CtrlAltDel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:06 am

malakpetmasala wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:then u will just massage me and then.......?
:arrow: calls the dethslut to take over
*boots dethslut outta the room....:evil:*
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by SimarikSmokin » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:02 pm

and then..........?
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Re: f

by dethslut » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:10 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:and then..........?




:arrow: n then pleads with dethslut to understand his situation with the chick.
dethslut gives him the magic potion and leave the place with the reciever to the spy cam.
tapes it all and calls the cops on CAD for paedophilia
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:21 am

shows cops SS's birth certificate and convinces them that massaging is legal....and sends them behind dethslut for registering a false complaint...:evil:
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:23 pm

so now, Dethslut's in jail n CAD's arrested on suspicion of paedophilia. n u knw wht they do to paedophiles in the jail? they cut off their ba**s n flush 'em down the loo. :twisted:



*takes SS in his arms n walks off*
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:27 pm

but y'see i've proved my innocence.......and take a closer look at the girl u r walking away with :twisted:
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:31 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:but y'see i've proved my innocence....


oh, i forgot to mention.. i planted evidence n framed ur ass..

and take a closer look at the girl u r walking away with :twisted:




its my cuddly-wuddly SS alrite :D
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by Sharjeel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:23 pm

Wrong mah bunny...



It's me! *kiss kiss kiss* *cuddle cuddle cuddle*



Lol! This reminds me of a scene from Nutty Professor involving the granny. Laffed meself to half death that time...
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by dethslut » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:01 pm

azazel wrote:so now, Dethslut's in jail n CAD's arrested on suspicion of paedophilia. n u knw wht they do to paedophiles in the jail? they cut off their ba**s n flush 'em down the loo. :twisted:

*takes SS in his arms n walks off*




puts the hot tapes on the DB, CAD and SS in the best of massages... ans the rest cummin soon.....................
buit CAD, i did nt know u d be done so soon. i expected the god to do much better
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by SimarikSmokin » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:28 pm

Yes i am ok, what happened? exactly all i remember was cad was going to fix my back.
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:22 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:Yes i am ok, what happened? exactly all i remember was cad was going to fix my back.




i gave u a soothing massage dear which relaxed u into a deep sleep.. CAD is gettin beaten up by Mrs.CAD :P
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by SimarikSmokin » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:24 pm

Hey guys i am back, now what happening here.?
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you pleased to meet me?
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:37 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey guys i am back, now what happening here.?




u be Aqua??
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Re: f

by dethslut » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:53 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey guys i am back, now what happening here.?




nothing except for CAD giving SS a good massage and the post massage activities captured on tape. Az having his revenge by massaging an unknown creature supposed to be either CAD s donkey or Raj( even Az is a bit confused. i guess he was drugged)



and dethslut on a rampage.
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Re: f

by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:24 am

dethslut wrote:...CAD giving SS a good massage....
ohh yeeeeahhhh.....:twisted:
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by SimarikSmokin » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:28 pm

thank goodness cad is back
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:39 pm

:D sorry for the absence dearie....something came up that required my attention....
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by Sharjeel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:01 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote::D sorry for the absence dearie....something came up that required my attention....
Mrs. CAD?
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:02 pm

Sharjeel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote::D sorry for the absence dearie....something came up that required my attention....
Mrs. CAD?
CAD Jr. :D
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by azazel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:03 am

go back to nursin the kid then.. hmpf
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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:03 am

I AM MRS AZCAD!
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Re: F

by Habitual Perfectionist » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:07 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:I AM MRS AZCAD!




Kalyug ki draupadi?
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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:10 am

what is that?
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by Habitual Perfectionist » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:12 am

In un foro nella terra, viva un hobbit
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