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by CtrlAltDel » Thu Oct 14, 2004 7:24 am

Q) whats the difference between a Blonde and a Computer????
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by azazel » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:35 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) whats the difference between a Blonde and a Computer????




A)You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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by CtrlAltDel » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:41 pm

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) whats the difference between a Blonde and a Computer????
A)You only have to punch information into a computer once.
naah...i was looking for more "creative" ;) answers....:D
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by azazel » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:03 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:naah...i was looking for more "creative" ;) answers....:D




ahem.. ill let the guy who fwd'd me that list know that :roll:



nonetheless, lameass attempt #1 :arrow: cant re-start the blonde of she's stuck :roll:
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by akhilis2cool » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:13 pm

Why did the elderly man die while drinking milk?
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by azazel » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:53 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:Why did the elderly man die while drinking milk?




gramps died??? naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cry:
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by Scorpion's Sting » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:24 pm

Ever wonder why people wonder why other people are wondering?
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by Sharjeel » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:38 pm

azazel wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:Why did the elderly man die while drinking milk?
gramps died??? naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cry:
Don't ye be worrying yer feeble self, lordie. Gramps be good fer another decade.
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by CtrlAltDel » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:26 am

Scorpion's Sting wrote:Ever wonder why people wonder why other people are wondering?
ya..i too wonder why...:?
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by akhilis2cool » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:50 am

Sharjeel wrote:
azazel wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:Why did the elderly man die while drinking milk?
gramps died??? naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cry:
Don't ye be worrying yer feeble self, lordie. Gramps be good fer another decade.
wasnt talking abt our good old gramps :twisted:



well the old man died while drinking milk b'coz the cow sat down :lol:
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by Scorpion's Sting » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:44 am

Do you have a diary or journal? ;)
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by akhilis2cool » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:55 am

byaad question
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:41 pm

what is a good question?
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:43 pm

what is a good question?
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:43 pm

what is a good question?
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by Scorpion's Sting » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:00 pm

^^^Teen baar kaiku, miya?? So eager to become GOD kya? ;)
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by azazel » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:25 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:^^^Teen baar kaiku, miya?? So eager to become GOD kya? ;)




er.. the site was acting up.. :oops:

btw, answer to bol..
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:36 am

saala, pretender...:evil:
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:20 pm

azazel wrote:what is a good question?
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by azazel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:43 am

ok.



Q) twinkle twinkle little star, kya hai tera karobaar?
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by Habitual Perfectionist » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:45 am

azazel wrote:ok.

Q) twinkle twinkle little star, kya hai tera karobaar?




chaar do ka ek....ek do ka chaar
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by azazel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:27 am

^^^ nice attempt, i was lookin for:



paanch choohe ghar se chale,
karne nikle shikaar..
eh choohe ko billi khaagayi,
baaki reh gaye chaar..
yehi hai mera kaarobaar
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by Habitual Perfectionist » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:28 am

Mine was spontaneous. :D



Anyways....why did Dubya beat up the gujju?
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by azazel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:56 am

Habitual Perfectionist wrote:Anyways....why did Dubya beat up the gujju?




i take offence! dubya cant beat up anyone let alone our gujju brethren!

why did he?
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by Habitual Perfectionist » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:21 am

azazel wrote:
Habitual Perfectionist wrote:Anyways....why did Dubya beat up the gujju?


i take offence! dubya cant beat up anyone let alone our gujju brethren!
why did he?




cuz. neeteenbhai called him an impotent man.
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