Harder to Breathe

[SimarikSmokin]

Now i know some people think " I am Stupid" but i mean my posts are funny and cute.





So Have you ever had a secret Fantay to be beaten up by someone.



Had a Fantasy to Fly away somewhere far away.



Had a Fantasy of someone Hacking into your Computer and Stealing your identity.?



Had a urge to Fart really loud in a public place, and cause people to wrinkle their nose.



Had an urge to walk around with your fly down, and girls do you walk around public without your Bra?



Had the Urge to Jump Rope after stuffing yourself with 4 Pani Puris?



And last but not least Men have you had the urge to Cross Dress??





Now these might sound peculiar but Hey if you answer honestly that makes you a honest hard woking person.!





Peace out

[CtrlAltDel]

So Have you ever had a secret Fantay to be beaten up by someone.

well...that ^^^ is an old fantasy of mine.......to be beaten n whipped by a leather-clad lady

[TheJackal]

Had a urge to Fart really loud in a public place, and cause people to wrinkle their nose.
Had an urge to walk around with your fly down, and girls do you walk around public without your Bra?
And last but not least Men have you had the urge to Cross Dress??

Are you crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

[CtrlAltDel]

Had a urge to Fart really loud in a public place, and cause people to wrinkle their nose.
Had an urge to walk around with your fly down, and girls do you walk around public without your Bra?
And last but not least Men have you had the urge to Cross Dress??

Are you crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: cummon yaar yeh usske fantasies hain....!

[The Jackal]

BTW why is the name of the thread Harder to Breathe.I dont see any relation....

[SimarikSmokin]

if u are like my caddy waddy u could read between the lines! otherwise Bimbo!! i mean a Himbo!

[malakpetmasala]

So Have you ever had a secret Fantay to be beaten up by someone.

do u mean bondage? not really, but i would nt mind trying

Had a Fantasy to Fly away somewhere far away.

i did fulfill it

Had a Fantasy of someone Hacking into your Computer and Stealing your identity.?

Never.

Had a urge to Fart really loud in a public place, and cause people to wrinkle their nose.

not really

Had an urge to walk around with your fly down, and girls do you walk around public without your Bra?

happens to me all the time, i keep forgetting to zip my fly all the time and thankfully, i wear boxers. And about the bra thing, i have known a few non homosexual/non hippie chicks who do that. not that they have small tits or something.

Had the Urge to Jump Rope after stuffing yourself with 4 Pani Puris?

just 4?

And last but not least Men have you had the urge to Cross Dress??

its fun once in a while. melbourne cup s day.

[Alexis]

So Have you ever had a secret Fantay to be beaten up by someone.

Uhh, yeah. Im totally into that. Havent tried it yet though. Isnt this question a bit too graphic for this site though?



Had a Fantasy to Fly away somewhere far away.

Done it, do it....love it.



Had a Fantasy of someone Hacking into your Computer and Stealing your identity?

Uh, NO!



Had a urge to Fart really loud in a public place, and cause people to wrinkle their nose.

*Ahem* Proper ladies dont pass any sort of gases.



Had an urge to walk around with your fly down, and girls do you walk around public without your Bra?

Girls going bra-less is sooo butchy! Only lesbos do that sorta thing, so NO WAY!



Had the Urge to Jump Rope after stuffing yourself with 4 Pani Puris?

I love Pani Puri..mmmm...but I eat only one at a time, and Ive never felt that urge to jump rope.



And last but not least Men have you had the urge to Cross Dress??

Not applicable.

[CtrlAltDel]

Had a urge to Fart really loud in a public place, and cause people to wrinkle their nose.
*Ahem* Proper ladies dont pass any sort of gases.

yeah, right and they pass only sandal wood oil in the loo....

Had an urge to walk around with your fly down, and girls do you walk around public without your Bra?
Girls going bra-less is sooo butchy! Only lesbos do that sorta thing, so NO WAY!

well....i've seen some ladies from the...err...lower strata....walking abt bra-less....

Had the Urge to Jump Rope after stuffing yourself with 4 Pani Puris?
I love Pani Puri..mmmm...but I eat only one at a time, and Ive never felt that urge to jump rope.

4? 1? main tho 20-25 paani puris kha sakhta hoon...

[Caddy Waddy]

if u are like my caddy waddy u could read between the lines!

actually, i read between many other things too...

[Sharjeel]

I do have a fantasy but sadly, it is not X rated .



i do wish that someday i will be able to indulge and indulge in everything I have stopped myself from doin':



Flirt

Eat like a bastard pig

Drink Beer

run around nude

beat up those bloody mischevious children

slap those stupid wannabe Madonna's

And last but not the least: Go crazy in Shoppers Stop with a chainsaw and shotgun.

[dethslut]

I do have a fantasy but sadly, it is not X rated .

i do wish that someday i will be able to indulge and indulge in everything I have stopped myself from doin':

Flirt
Eat like a bastard pig
Drink Beer
run around nude
beat up those bloody mischevious children
slap those stupid wannabe Madonna's
And last but not the least: Go crazy in Shoppers Stop with a chainsaw and shotgun.

way to go dude...... but before that, make sure u go visit ur psychiatrist. U ve got extreme fantacies

[Sharjeel]

i went to one psychi. Last heard he was in Agra mental hospital...

[dethslut]

i went to one psychi. Last heard he was in Agra mental hospital...

_ dude......



but i am not surprised.

[Sharjeel]

I do seem to have that effect on people.



Sorry for spamming, SS .

[SimarikSmokin]

Its ok sharjeel at least you apologize like a gentleman would do!



And Caddy Waddy Laddy what exaclty did you read?

[SimarikSmokin]

Where is Azzy? and sting rae? i miss them!

[CtrlAltDel]

And Caddy Waddy Laddy what exaclty did you read?

wudn't u wanna know?

[SimarikSmokin]

YES! i wanna know

[SimarikSmokin]

Maybe i could be your wife's sautan

[CtrlAltDel]

kya hua yaaron? achanak mere oopar itna attention.....

woh bhi mujhe 'unicorn' kehne ke baad....

[SimarikSmokin]

about ur wife's sautan just a joke! chill chill Now breathe stretch shake let it go!

[CtrlAltDel]

...Now breathe stretch shake let it go!

hey! its not gone to that extent yet...

[Lucifer]

At the outset, let me put all claims to pani puri records at rest by stating that my record stands at 75. Secondly, Alexis, I don't know how else one is supposed to have pani puris except one at a time - though why one would stop at that is something I really do not understand.



Among all the things you mentioned, SS, I guess the only thing I have really wanted to do is fart real loud in public - especially with lots of women around. It is just one of those fantasies of mine.



PS: Alexis and CAD, going bra-less is neither butchy nor something that only the women of the lower strata of society (really CAD, how pervy can you get?) engage in. I think it reeks of attitude and it needs balls to do that!

[Alexis]

PS: Alexis and CAD, going bra-less is neither butchy nor something that only the women of the lower strata of society (really CAD, how pervy can you get?) engage in. I think it reeks of attitude and it needs balls to do that!

Balls to do it? Cha! It just looks gross, you need bad taste to do it.

Women can try to get attention other ways. A charming personality and intelligence beats a tasteless 'jiggle-fest' by a long shot.