Love Couplets !!!!!!!!!

by **ycr007** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:53 pm

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Let's see if anyone can add more hillarious ones?????

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

by **The Jackal** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:18 am

Yeah I also got this email..... :roll:

by **The Crackednut** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:27 am

Hyuckk...hycuck... hyuckkk !

that was so funnnnnnneee, re !!!!!!!!!

by **Alexis** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:41 am

Very creative! Very funny

by **Sharjeel** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:19 am

Very funny! :lol:

by **azazel** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:39 pm

The Jackal wrote:Yeah I also got this email.....

---ditto---

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:52 pm

azazel wrote:
The Jackal wrote:Yeah I also got this email.....
---ditto---

------didittotto------

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:15 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:
The Jackal wrote:Yeah I also got this email.....
---ditto---
------didittotto------

---------dididittottotto---------

by **ycr007** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:31 pm

Hey Guys,

Thatz not fair.I mean Thanxxx for all the praises and stuff.And i know that this msg has been circulating in mails.But what i had asked for was that can anyone add ane new lines to it??? Seems the readers have misplaced their thinking caps

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:20 pm

Ok this is sorta a lame one but anyway,

You are the love of my life
Thats why I always run away in fright!

by **The Jackal** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:28 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:Ok this is sorta a lame one but anyway

Hey that was pretty good.

by **ycr007** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:05 pm

Hmmm........A good one.Here's mine:

Your Smile is like a bush of roses,
That have wilted since ages.

by **azazel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:45 am

tumko jab se dekhaa hai
khatti dakaare aati hai

by **The Jackal** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:58 am

azazel wrote:tumko jab se dekhaa hai
khatti dakaare aati hai

Didnt you post the same thing yesterday?

by **azazel** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:44 am

The Jackal wrote:Didnt you post the same thing yesterday?

yep, along with a bunch of other posts which mysteriously disappeared! :roll:

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:46 am

azazel wrote:tumko jab se dekhaa hai
khatti dakaare aati hai

wo kya teen din purane dahi jaisi dikhti kya?

by **azazel** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:50 am

Habitual Perfectionist wrote:wo kya teen din purane dahi jaisi dikhti kya?

dikhti to kya, baans bhi vaisi maarti

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