10 myths women have about men

[Alexis]

This is a little something I found on msn.
Do you guys agree?







As perceptive as women can be, they have yet to figure out the male psyche — an interesting and sometimes frightening place from which men forge their own unique approach to life.



To gain a little perspective on man and his muse, we approached a variety of men with some of the more common female perceptions of them. Not surprisingly, we found out that a lot of those beliefs are, in fact, misperceptions, and the guys we spoke with were more than eager to clear them up.



Though a highly subjective survey, here are some of the more interesting truths revealed from the mouths of men:



1. Men are not interested in what women have to say

"Men are interested in what women have to say," countered Chris, 27, "as long as it involves one of the following: Our favorite sport, our favorite activity or your naked body. For example, many men would find it extremely interesting if a woman said, 'A couple of years ago, I got so drunk that I showed up nude to a football game.'"



2. Men want somebody who is just like their mother

"Men do want somebody who will love them like dear old Mom," admits Eric, 42. "But sometimes Mom also annoys us; we don't want you to be like that. So love, nurture and spoil like her — just don't be her."



3. Men only think about sex

"Well, yeah," says Paul, 34. "Thinking about sex takes up a good portion of our brain power, but we don't spend all of our free time pondering when we'll make our next move." Paul also adds, "There are actually plenty of women who are more interested in sex than we are."



4. He's spoiling me, so he must have plenty of money

"No, I don't," assures Brady, 49. "I'm going a little outside my comfort level to woo you, but plan to return gradually to my normal level as you fall, hopefully, madly in love with me."



5. If I sleep with him on the first date, he won't respect me

"Not necessarily," suggests Juan, 21. "My impression of you is based more on how you treat me and how we connect than whether or not we're intimate on the first date."



6. I can change him

"No, you can't," replies Jacques, 30. "Oh, you might get us to behave differently for a while. We might wear some newer shirts or clean up after ourselves for a few weeks, but I'm only doing it because I want to do — at least that is what I'm telling myself."



7. Men are interested in my dating history

"I couldn't care less about your sexual history," says Thomas, 19. "I don't care if you've had one or 20 partners; just don't tell me about any of them."



8. Men don't like women who make the first move.

"Sure we do," returns Romero, 39. "It's less work for us and shows us you have good taste."



9. Men prefer inexperienced women

"That's one of the great myths," admits Chuck, 52. "In reality, we'd rather be with someone who knows what they're doing."



10. Men are strong

"No," assures Michael, who just turned 40. "We're babies, especially when we've got a cold or you break our hearts.

[oneminutecooler]

Lololol that is cute! And I agree with a lot of it! But then again, all men are different (thank God they are not all like that!)

[azazel]

Alexis, we all know u love SS, but u dun have to prove anything to anybody



most of it is just Amercanised craaaap thrown at the world to make sense of. on-topic: i DONT agree

[Alexis]

Alexis, we all know u love SS, but u dun have to prove anything to anybody

most of it is just Amercanised craaaap thrown at the world to make sense of. on-topic: i DONT agree

Youre entitled to your opinion, Az. Do tell the board how guys, or atleast you, think about the points the Americans decided on.

[asli_badmash]

1. Men are not interested in what women have to say

Men are interested in what women have to say as long as they have not gotten into your pants or want to get into your pants again.



2. Men want somebody who is just like their mother

No. God knows I love my mum but I cant see myself living with someone like my mum.



3. Men only think about sex

Yes. Apart from sports, cars, bikes, Music, work, other women and more Sex.



4. He's spoiling me, so he must have plenty of money

No we only want to get into your pants. And we know it costs. The question is how much are we willing to invest.



5. If I sleep with him on the first date, he won't respect me

Sex is always on the Menu. But dont bet on going home to see his parents.



6. I can change him

No you cannot. But we give you a hope so you have somethign to do while we are busy raiding your pants.



7. Men are interested in my dating history

Sometimes... I would like to know beforehand; If you have dated more than half my buddies.



8. Men don't like women who make the first move.

No we do like women who make the first move.



9. Men prefer inexperienced women

Heck no.. We prefer someone who knows what she is doing.



10. Men are strong

If Men were strong why would they need women. Women are a Man's strength. The more he has the more stronger he is.



But seriously.. Women are a Mans strength; Its where we derive our strenght from.

[Alexis]

But seriously.. Women are a Mans strength; Its where we derive our strenght from.

Wow! Love that theory of yours, AB!

[asli_badmash]

But seriously.. Women are a Mans strength; Its where we derive our strenght from.

Wow! Love that theory of yours, AB!

True..



It is also said that.. " Happiness doesnt visit the house where women are not happy." So guys keep your women happy and the rest will all work itself out.

[Alexis]

But seriously.. Women are a Mans strength; Its where we derive our strenght from.

Wow! Love that theory of yours, AB!

True..

It is also said that.. " Happiness doesnt visit the house where women are not happy." So guys keep your women happy and the rest will all work itself out.

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

[asli_badmash]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

[Scorpion's Sting]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*



Now wht?

[black wizard]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*

Now wht?

wipe your arse with it

[Scorpion's Sting]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*

Now wht?

wipe your arse with it

My arse is clean................if there is anyone who needs to do wht u said, it is you

[black wizard]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*

Now wht?

wipe your arse with it

My arse is clean................if there is anyone who needs to do wht u said, it is you

I dont need to wipse my arse...since you have the paper, you wipe it!!!

[Scorpion's Sting]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*

Now wht?

wipe your arse with it

My arse is clean................if there is anyone who needs to do wht u said, it is you

I dont need to wipse my arse...since you have the paper, you wipe it!!!

*hands all old newspapers to wizzy & the leaf outta AB's book too*



There you go, your month's quota....enjoy ure ass-wiping (whipping? )

[black wizard]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*

Now wht?

wipe your arse with it

My arse is clean................if there is anyone who needs to do wht u said, it is you

I dont need to wipse my arse...since you have the paper, you wipe it!!!

*hands all old newspapers to wizzy & the leaf outta AB's book too*

There you go, your month's quota....enjoy ure ass-wiping (whipping? )

dude, ass-wiping is gross...ass-washing is more hygenic and since ur more into ass wiping... ur grosss

[Scorpion's Sting]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*

Now wht?

wipe your arse with it

My arse is clean................if there is anyone who needs to do wht u said, it is you

I dont need to wipse my arse...since you have the paper, you wipe it!!!

*hands all old newspapers to wizzy & the leaf outta AB's book too*

There you go, your month's quota....enjoy ure ass-wiping (whipping? )

dude, ass-wiping is gross...ass-washing is more hygenic and since ur more into ass wiping... ur grosss

tch tch......



have you forgotten that the ass-wiping discussion was started by you and not me......therefore the clear indication is that:



ure gross

[black wizard]

Yeah! Men, take a page outta AB's book.

Thanks. Hard lessons learnt from life.

*snatches AB's book*

*pulls a leaf out*

Now wht?

wipe your arse with it

My arse is clean................if there is anyone who needs to do wht u said, it is you

I dont need to wipse my arse...since you have the paper, you wipe it!!!

*hands all old newspapers to wizzy & the leaf outta AB's book too*

There you go, your month's quota....enjoy ure ass-wiping (whipping? )

dude, ass-wiping is gross...ass-washing is more hygenic and since ur more into ass wiping... ur grosss

tch tch......

have you forgotten that the ass-wiping discussion was started by you and not me......therefore the clear indication is that:

ure gross

and since u are prolonging this discussion about ass wiping...ur grosser

[Sharjeel]

Some of the points are BS according to the Indian perspective, as Azzy noted. but anyway, here is my opinion, not valid for every man.



1. Men are not interested in what women have to say

What can we do when all women can talk about is how her colleague is jealous of her, or what said to her friend? half of the women come under this cateogr. Some of them are very nice at conversation though.



2. Men want somebody who is just like their mother

And Women want men who are just like their Fahters. Whats wrong with that?



3. Men only think about sex

Does'nt matter. So long as we dont speak about it all the time.



4. He's spoiling me, so he must have plenty of money

Men like to give gifts. if they find it makes women happy, be it their sisters, mothers, firends, lovers...



5. If I sleep with him on the first date, he won't respect me

No comments.



6. I can change him

No. maybe some things. If I find someone who is too interfering, I will have as much fondness for her as a runny nose during Taraweeh prayers.



7. Men are interested in my dating history

Well, I would want to know, but wouldnt worry about it. Men are generally far more possessive, but they are also trusiting.



8. Men don't like women who make the first move.

it does seem out of place for a woman to do that.



9. Men prefer inexperienced women

no comments.



10. Men are strong

No. Men are only strong when we have women around. AB said it all. By ourselves we are shy, timid and weak.

[black wizard]

shit! how do people have the patience to write [b]all[b] that!!!!^^^^

[CtrlAltDel]

How To Impress A Woman:



Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Encourage her, Believe in her, Pray with her, Pray for her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.



How to impress a man:



Show up naked, Bring beer, Don't block the TV.





see....its easy to please us men....





a parting shot:



There are at least EIGHT types of ORGASM of a WOMAN.



1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes..................

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No............

4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.............

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.........................

6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.....................

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH...Deeper...Go DEEPER !!

[sharjeel]

shit! how do people have the patience to write [b]all[b] that!!!!^^^^

yer talkin 'bout me? well, i jes 'quote'd ol' Alexis over there an' fulled in the blanks.

[The Jackal;]

a parting shot:

CAD you always post good jokes.

[CtrlAltDel]

a parting shot:

CAD you always post good jokes.

thats an old bad habit i cultivated since childhood...

[malakpetmasala]

a parting shot:

CAD you always post good jokes.

thats an old bad habit i cultivated since childhood...

so u ve been posting since childhood.

[CtrlAltDel]

a parting shot:

CAD you always post good jokes.

thats an old bad habit i cultivated since childhood...

so u ve been posting since childhood.

well..since as far as i can remember...