Good kottchen (question)

by **The Jackal** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:59 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) do u know what i did last summer...?
do u mean other than getting arrested for paedophilia?
naah...i was acquitted for lack of evidence....

Boy some people have all the luck. :twisted:

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:07 pm

azazel wrote:Q)pyaar andha hota hai.. kyun?

Got this in a mail, guess it answers ure Q :roll:

:

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, and vices floated around and were bored, not knowing what to do.

One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered together and were more bored than ever. Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea: "Let's play hide and seek!"

All of them liked the idea and immediately Madness shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek Madness, all the others agreed.

Madness leaned against a tree and started to count: "One, two, three..." As Madness counted, the vices and virtues went hiding.

Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon... Treason hid in a pile of garbage... Fondness curled up between the clouds...and Passion went to the centre of the earth.... Lie said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake... whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking.

And Madness continued to count: .... "seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this time, all the vices and virtues were already hidden - except Love.

For undecided as Love is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide Love.

Madness: "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when Madness got to one hundred.........Love jumped into a rose bush where he hid. And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"

As Madness turned around, Laziness was the first to be found, because Laziness had no energy to hide. Then he spotted Tenderness in the horn of the moon, Lie at the bottom of the lake and Passion at the centre of the earth.

One by one, Madness found them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love. Envious of Love, Envy whispered to Madness: "You only need to find Love and Love is hiding in the rose bush."

Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed wildly at the rosebush. Madness stabbed and stabbed until a heartbreaking cry made him stop.

Love appeared from the rose bush, covering his face with his hands. Between his fingers ran two trickles of blood from his eyes. Madness, so anxious to find Love, had stabbed out Love's eyes with a pitch fork.

"What have I done! What have I done!" Madness shouted. "I have left you blind! How can I repair it?"

And Love answered: "You cannot repair my eyes. But if you want to do something for me, you can be my guide."

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.

Got it? :lol:

by **azazel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:25 pm

Q) Do u think i read ^^^ that?

by **The Jackal** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:25 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
azazel wrote:Q)pyaar andha hota hai.. kyun?
Got this in a mail, guess it answers ure Q :

Nice story.

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:29 pm

azazel wrote:Q) Do u think i read ^^^ that?

read it, re!

by **azazel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:00 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:read it, re!

read it, ra!

by **akhilis2cool** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:07 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
azazel wrote:Q) Do u think i read ^^^ that?

read it, re!

kya kya storiyaan haire bhai

BTW

yeh Hemalatha kaum hai :lol:

by **akhilis2cool** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:07 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
azazel wrote:Q) Do u think i read ^^^ that?

read it, re!

kya kya storiyaan haire bhai

BTW

yeh Hemalatha kaum hai :lol:

by **azazel** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:51 am

akhilis2cool wrote:yeh Hemalatha kaum hai

teri Maa.. ki saheli ki chachi ki mama ke pote ki chauthe bhanji ki phuperi nanand ki padosan

by **asli_badmash** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:47 am

akhilis2cool wrote:yeh Hemalatha kaum hai

teri Maa.. ki saheli ki chachi ki mama ke pote ki chauthe bhanji ki phuperi nanand ki padosan ke kutte ki doctor ki sali ke naukar ki par-dadi ke nana ke chacha ki beti hai. :lol:

Good one AZ.

by **mysterious babe** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:34 pm

azalel that was too good....it reminded me of my fav McDonalds ad...yeh hemlatha koun hai......

by **azazel** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:16 pm

mysterious babe wrote:azalel that was too good....it reminded me of my fav McDonalds ad...yeh hemlatha koun hai......

azaZel plz

thats what boredom can do to someone :lol:

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:19 pm

mysterious babe wrote:yeh hemlatha koun hai......

abhich toh bataya na? :roll:

by **azazel** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:28 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
mysterious babe wrote:yeh hemlatha koun hai......

abhich toh bataya na?

she was referring to the Ad i think.. :roll:

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:31 pm

azazel wrote:
Scorpion's Sting wrote:
mysterious babe wrote:yeh hemlatha koun hai......

abhich toh bataya na?

she was referring to the Ad i think..

Woh ad mein koi hemlatha nahi hai!

by **azazel** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:34 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:Woh ad mein koi hemlatha nahi hai!

beats me, then. mebbe, it has a similar line :roll:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:51 am

Q: Why was there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?

by **azazel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:46 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Q: Why was there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?

A: She was tryin to blow the horn

by **malakpetmasala** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:35 am

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q: Why was there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?

A: She was tryin to blow the horn

did she spit or swallow?

by **azazel** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:32 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:did she spit or swallow?

she doesnt know

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:02 pm

Q. How is a blonde and a light bulb alike?

by **azazel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:33 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Q. How is a blonde and a light bulb alike?

boy, thats a toughie.. sure its alike?

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:33 pm

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q. How is a blonde and a light bulb alike?
boy, thats a toughie.. sure its alike?

yup!

u've to screw both of them to get the desired response...

next Q) wat do u do if your lover walks out?

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:27 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q. How is a blonde and a light bulb alike?
boy, thats a toughie.. sure its alike?
yup!

u've to screw both of them to get the desired response...

next Q) wat do u do if your lover walks out?

You lock the door behind him/her.

Next Q) What do you call a pakistani prostitute in french?

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:56 am

A) La-Whore :wink:

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