Good Evening from England - Anyone out there?

by **NooNoo** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:31 am

Cold and rainy here, nearly 2am, everyone is in bed, and nothing much going on...except 5 animal rights activists broke into the houses of parliament today during a meeting to protest about fox hunting! comedy comedy! Any interesting news in India?

Oh - and yesterday, a father fighting for his rights to see his children dressed up as batman and broke onto a balcony of Buckingham Palace and stayed there for a good6 or so hours in the rain and wind!

England is NUTS.

:lol:

watch my lip wobble - I can actually do this, eh Lucie!

XxX

by DQ » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:45 am

... --- .... ----Calling calling DQ calling..... --- .... ----

Cloudy day in Melbourne, after three days of Rain.

Forcasted to be a clear day (with clearing showers), the gods thought otherwise.

Not much happening in the most sophesticated place on the globe. Except for the usual drug related shootings. 3 shot in the swanky sub of brighton.

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Haila looks like this is taking over Aaj ki Taaza Khabar. :-P

by **Kenny** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:07 am

Welcome to the DBs, NN!

But what's this supposed to mean??

NN wrote:Location: English Female

by **asli_badmash** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:10 am

Kenny wrote:
NN wrote:Location: English Female

It means she is so huge.. she is a country by herself. :lol:

PS: I didnt mean that!

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:39 am

Hey NoobNoob, welcome to the board.

As for news,

In hyderabad human rights activists are protesting the gruesome killing of 6 mosquitoes. Two men were suspected of swatting the mosquitoes after sedating them with chemical agents.

In charminar a pig has given birth to three piglets, all three female. Pig daddy wants a male child, so he decided to mate again with pig mummy.

This is Mayavi Morpheus reporting from Hyderabad for ding dong news.

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:44 am

heres another imp. news.

the little white female dog that got lost some where in the area of abids today made it back to her place of birth, sultan bazar, much to the delite of the residents and the little white female dog.

by DQ » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:35 am

Breaking News Hyd,

Apparently in a area called Koti in Hyd a cow mated a Redbone coonhound, and now has given birth to sixtuplets,

Whats unique is the calf-puppies have the head of a Hound and the body of a cow,

Due to large crowds thronging to catch this rare glimpse, the sixtuplets have been placed in six different locations of the city, so everybody can have a glimpse of this new breed.

Our correspondent reporting from one of the locations, has been interviewing people.

Lal K reporting from khairtabad

"Good Morning viewers of channel E, millions have thronged to catch this rare glimpse. I have asked a few peple who have seen this of what they feel"

Person 1:

"Aap ne kya dekha"

"Aavishkaar hai ye, uski mahima ananth hain"

Person 2

"Aap ne kya dekha"

"Kalyug hain, kaise kaise janm le rahe hain"

Person 3

"Aap ne kya dekha"

Science ne kya tarraki kar li,

Person 4

"Aap ne kya dekha"

Galat jaga galat cheej gayi to yeich hota.

Thats it for now, will continue reporting.

by **malakpetmasala** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:46 am

Any1 heard of the lilliput sightings close to Necklace road a couple of weeks ago? Or have any1 seen them?

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:50 am

Latest News Coming in.

the cockroaches residing in the office premises of a co. located in begumpet have started fleeing the area after the management took operation "Cockroach par Vijay" yesterday and sprayed HIT all over the office.

The management proudly reveals that it has succeeded in killing at least 100 cockroaches.

The remaining ones, however, have packed there bags and are running for new hideouts.

One survivor said:

"It was a big red thing that sprayed a liquid on us. it was scented so my friends thot it was a perfume and bathed themselves in it, u know our houses stink, but to my shock I found them dead within minutes of applying the 'perfume' ".

the Cockroach Leader said that they will be working on developing an anti-venom for this menacing 'perfume'.

this is a2c reporting live frm. begumpet...for FHnews.

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:51 am

Person 5:

Gol Thackrey of SS party (not to be cofused to german SS of WWII) in mumbai :

Our correspondent: aap ka kya rai hai?

Gol Thackrey: Hum aur hamara party ke karya karta isse gau mata ka ninda

maante hai.... iske peeche jaroor musalmaano ka haath hai.

by **malakpetmasala** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:52 am

akhilis2cool wrote:Latest News Coming in.

the cockroaches residing in the office premises of a co. located in begumpet have started fleeing the area after the management took operation "Cockroach par Vijay" yesterday and sprayed HIT all over the office.

The management proudly reveals that it has succeeded in killing at least 100 cockroaches.

The remaining ones, however, have packed there bags and are running for new hideouts.

One survivor said:
"It was a big red thing that sprayed a liquid on us. it was scented so my friends thot it was a perfume and bathed themselves in it, u know our houses stink, but to my shock I found them dead within minutes of applying the 'perfume' ".

the Cockroach Leader said that they will be working on developing an anti-venom for this menacing 'perfume'.

this is a2c reporting live frm. begumpet...for FHnews.

hey Akhil, i thought u did ferrlance... wen did u sign up for FHnews?

anyway good job..... keep it cumin!

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:05 am

akhilis2cool wrote:The remaining ones, however, have packed there bags and are running for new hideouts.

One survivor said:
"It was a big red thing that sprayed a liquid on us. it was scented so my friends thot it was a perfume and bathed themselves in it, u know our houses stink, but to my shock I found them dead within minutes of applying the 'perfume' ".

the Cockroach Leader said that they will be working on developing an anti-venom for this menacing 'perfume'.

this is a2c reporting live frm. begumpet...for FHnews.

wtf ?

This is biased journalism....

You Mr. Akhil are trying to ignite passions by only reporting one side of story...

Why dont you talk about the terror that the cockroaches are spreading?

Why dont you talk abt the fidayedeen roaches which crawl all over my food making it inedible??

Why dont you talk abt the mess they created in the first place which forced the management to use HIT

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:10 am

^^another DQ (or ZC for tht matter) in the makin???

by **malakpetmasala** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:12 am

Scorpion's Sting wrote:^^another DQ (or ZC for tht matter) in the makin???

DQ, i know, maagar yeh Zc kaun haai?

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:15 am

malakpetmasala wrote:
Scorpion's Sting wrote:^^another DQ (or ZC for tht matter) in the makin???

DQ, i know, maagar yeh Zc kaun haai?

ZC is an old member of teh DBs who isn't posting now. He also had the habit of arguing just for the heck of it. In fact, there was also a thread where we wondered if DQ is ZC

by **malakpetmasala** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:20 am

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
Scorpion's Sting wrote:^^another DQ (or ZC for tht matter) in the makin???

DQ, i know, maagar yeh Zc kaun haai?

ZC is an old member of teh DBs who isn't posting now. He also had the habit of arguing just for the heck of it. In fact, there was also a thread where we wondered if DQ is ZC

alright!

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:25 am

Mayavi Morpheus wrote:wtf ?

This is biased journalism....

You Mr. Akhil are trying to ignite passions by only reporting one side of story...

Why dont you talk about the terror that the cockroaches are spreading?
Why dont you talk abt the fidayedeen roaches which crawl all over my food making it inedible??
Why dont you talk abt the mess they created in the first place which forced the management to use HIT

Just becoz i did not mention the mgmts. side of things u r calling biased? :evil:

Let me tell u dont support either of them. as a reporter i rpeort wht. i see.

by DQ » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:27 am

akhilis2cool wrote:
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:wtf ?

This is biased journalism....

You Mr. Akhil are trying to ignite passions by only reporting one side of story...

Why dont you talk about the terror that the cockroaches are spreading?
Why dont you talk abt the fidayedeen roaches which crawl all over my food making it inedible??
Why dont you talk abt the mess they created in the first place which forced the management to use HIT

Just becoz i did not mention the mgmts. side of things u r calling biased?

Let me tell u dont support either of them. as a reporter i rpeort wht. i see.

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:37 am

Reportedly...

the The Zoo authoriries at the Nehru Zoological park have found the Fox that went missing Y'day nite. They said they found him sleeping below the window of the enclosure of the orangutaan family.

Interrogations have revealed that the fox went there to investigate loud moaning sounds emanating frm. the household. And after what he saw over there he decided to spend his nite watching the two orangutans doing IT.

The Orangutaan family has filed a case with the Zoo Court agnst. the fox for "Invasion of Privacy".

The Fox however refused to comment on this incident when confronted by our reporter.

this is a2c signing off.

by DQ » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:12 pm

On todays Prime time we will interview the Red squirrel and Global Squirrel.

Q - Reporter to RS

"How come your race has come to extinction"

RS --- > "Umm, mum hmm"

Q- Reporter to GS

"How come your population is increasing two fold"

GS ---> looks like we have the right knack to do things :-)

Q- Reporter to GS

"Yes but, RS to is increasing but in a controlled way, whereas your population continues to grow two fold."

GS --- > As far as us I have told you we have the right knack, as far as RS goes, its not their credit thats its controlled.

It shows the infedility rate of their species.

As you have seen the male of the RS Umm, mum and Hmm only. To increase you need the right knack.

We are trying to convice the male of GS not to co habit with the fem of RS so that they can concentrate more on co habition and development rather then planning, scheming and creating disturbances.

RS --- "But but but, you are the ones who plan, loot and plunder"

Leave the discussion we return you to the studio for a next update from a2c news.

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:29 pm

The President of the All Hyderabad Rats Association today has thrown a lavish party for all other rats in town to celibrate his becoming a father time for the 25th time.

The party will b held at his recedence, i.e below the Chadarghat bridge.

The police have made special arrangements to maintain law and order.

Readers mite remember, the last time the Rat President gave a party the invitees got drunk and created a chaos in the near-by bhaji market.

by **Noo Noo** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:03 pm

Right...you're all mental!

At least the news from England was a fact!

Check out the BBC News website to see for yourself - complete with pictures and everything!

Anyone got any news unrelated to animals?

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:06 pm

Noo Noo wrote:Right...you're all mental!

tnx, for reminding.

Noo Noo wrote:At least the news from England was a fact!
Check out the BBC News website to see for yourself - complete with pictures and everything!

oh really. FHDB has become internationally known now!!!

Noo Noo wrote:Anyone got any news unrelated to animals?

u can check the press sense thread for that.

by DQ » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:10 am

akhilis2cool wrote:
Noo Noo wrote:Right...you're all mental!
tnx, for reminding.

Noo Noo wrote:At least the news from England was a fact!
Check out the BBC News website to see for yourself - complete with pictures and everything!
oh really. FHDB has become internationally known now!!!

Noo Noo wrote:Anyone got any news unrelated to animals?
u can check the press sense thread for that.

ROFLUTS

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:09 am

DQ wrote:ROFLUTS

"UTS" kya hai?

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