Who said that ? .. name the Movie

[Lp]

What about these:

1.We have a f**ked up barometer of sucess,don't we?



2.Battle is a highly fluid situation. You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiatives, and I will. One thing you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea.



3.I don't need you to tell me how _ good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.



4.I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's _ up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f**ks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to f**king type, cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f**king surprise.



5.Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?



Pretty easy stuff,all are from famous films.

[asli_badmash]

2. John Travolta in Broken Arrow says this when the financier badgers him about the plan after their chopper goes down in the canyon.

[Scorpion's Sting]

4.I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's _ up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f**ks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to f**king type, cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f**king surprise.

Reservoir Dogs

5.Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?

SwordFish

[marko]

3.I don't need you to tell me how _ good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Pulp fiction

[asli_badmash]

Guys.. you also have to mention who/why/when of the dialog ?



This gives a way of understanding why this particular dialog is important for the Movie.

[azazel]

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? "

whrz tht from??



er.. i remember askin this : "A favour'll kill u faster than a bullet!"

[devilstrings]

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? "

whrz tht from??

er.. i remember askin this : "A favour'll kill u faster than a bullet!"

U asked that a long time ago....now the answer pliss....

[akhilis2cool]

try answering this...



....mein khushi ke maare pagal ho gaya hoon aur khambe pe chad gaya hoon....

[Sharjeel]

Seems to be a dialogue of a dubbed movie.

[akhilis2cool]

Seems to be a dialogue of a dubbed movie.

clue 1: it is a govinda movie...but the dialogue is made by someone else

[Sharjeel]

Can't think of any right now. Perhaps this dialogue is of Shakti Kapoor!

[CtrlAltDel]

i think its Johnny Lever

[akhilis2cool]

i think its Johnny Lever

u r rite...but which movie?

[CtrlAltDel]

i think its Johnny Lever

u r rite...but which movie?

i have seen it but dont remember the name...all Govinda movies look alike,,,:roll:

[akhilis2cool]

i think its Johnny Lever

u r rite...but which movie?

i have seen it but dont remember the name...all Govinda movies look alike,,,:roll:

ok ok...its from Dulhe Raja. Johnny lever says that when he is trying to fool Mohnish Behl..and co.

[azazel]

i remember askin this : "A favour'll kill u faster than a bullet!"

U asked that a long time ago....now the answer pliss....

Al Pacino sez tht to Sean Penn in Carlito's Way

[devilstrings]

Al Pacino sez tht to Sean Penn in Carlito's Way

haha....shud've remembered that....(actually watched...it was on Star Movies the other day nah?)....anymore pliss....(gud ones...?)

[azazel]

"aag, paani aur bhaaiji ke saath nahee khelna. aag jalaata hai, paani dubota hai aur bhaaiji tadpaata hai!"

[devilstrings]

"aag, paani aur bhaaiji ke saath nahee khelna. aag jalaata hai, paani dubota hai aur bhaaiji tadpaata hai!"

Whoa...kahain se leke aaya rey...?!!....Sounds like a Raajkumar dialogue!...No idea...

[Scorpion's Sting]

OK, i got one:

_ me? _ you! _ you and this whole city and everyone in it.
_ the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
_ squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a _ job!
_ the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in _ training. Slow the _ down!
_ the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their _ on my Channel 35.
_ the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
_ the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you _ came from!
_ the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
_ the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother _, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron _ to jail for _ life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a _ break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
_ the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst _' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
_ the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
_ the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
_ the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the _ on!
_ the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
_ the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. _ the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, _ JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in _ Otisville, Jay!
_ Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist _ everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
_ Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
_ Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
_ Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. _ bitch.
_ my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
_ this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to _ ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.

Which movie?

[azazel]

can u imagine the number of times the bleep came whn it was shown on Star Movies the other day?



Ed Norton in 25th Hour.. good movie, great dialogues n the above monologue takes the cake!

[akhilis2cool]

there was a similar dialogue in austin powers 1

[azazel]

hey Scorpion's Sting, u missed the last part of tht monologue: " No.....No, _ you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and you threw it away, you dumb _!"

there was a similar dialogue in austin powers 1

elaborate plz

[akhilis2cool]

hey Scorpion's Sting, u missed the last part of tht monologue: " No.....No, _ you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and you threw it away, you dumb _!"

there was a similar dialogue in austin powers 1

elaborate plz

I dont remember whether it was AP 1 or (the one with mini me)

in that....theres a talk show going on tv..the topic being "my father wants to destroy the world"....after some talking they start fighting

there they use a lot of the beep soud.....it was hillarious.

[azazel]

I dont remember whether it was AP 1 or (the one with mini me) in that....theres a talk show going on tv..the topic being "my father wants to destroy the world"....after some talking they start fighting
there they use a lot of the beep soud.....it was hillarious.

arey that one thats from AP2, its the infamous Jerry Springer show in which the fighting takes place n its not just in the movie, it happens all the time.