by marko » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:51 pm
here we go, if these have been already posted then sorry, but i'm too lazy to go through every page. If they have, then kick my ass! I'm not askin, i'm telling! (bonus point for that paraphrased one)
1. "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
2. "Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a c**t, ain't she Doc?"
3. "Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. "
4. "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? "
5. "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. "
and the cheeziest film moment ever,
6. "I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p**y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."