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by wizzy » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:29 pm

Kenny wrote:
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black wizard wrote:Q) Where did Rock's Cool...Not Cold thread go?
mods ki koi saazish hai kya?


rock nahi, Scorpion's Sting ya TSS :evil:

hau, thread delete ho gaya :roll:


kaisa bhai..... mods?


hau :evil:
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by azazel » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:37 pm

Q) ye Teja Teja kya hai?
nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem
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by azazel » Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:06 pm

well, noone answered the last one..



Q)ye achanak garmi kyun bad gayi bhaaai?
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:56 am

azazel wrote:Q)ye achanak garmi kyun bad gayi bhaaai?
A)kyoonki Beyonce Knowles just walked by.....:P *drooool....*
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by akhilis2cool » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:46 am

azazel wrote:Q) ye Teja Teja kya hai?
teja...naya telugu news channel.
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by azazel » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:57 pm

Q) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:38 pm

azazel wrote:Q) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
A) neither...he's ready to be eaten....:P
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by Scorpion's Sting » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:10 pm

Q.)Why has life become so boring?? *sigh*
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:18 pm

Scorpion's Sting wrote:Q.)Why has life become so boring?? *sigh*
A) coz this DB's down.....*sigh...*
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by azazel » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:37 pm

Q) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation??
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by The Crackednut » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:44 pm

How do i go through 11 chapters on Micro Processers and then find time to read 10 chapters on Operating Systems for tomorrow morning's internal?? :cry:



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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:40 pm

azazel wrote:Q) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation??
....or, if one of the personalities of that 'someone' is suicidal shud the other personalities try to stop him, lest they be booked for abetting suicide?
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:43 pm

The Crackednut wrote:How do i go through 11 chapters on Micro Processers and then find time to read 10 chapters on Operating Systems for tomorrow morning's internal?? :cry:

Hint 1 :: i don't buy text-books!
u dont go thru them. tomorrow, sit next to a poor sod who did....
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by Scorpion's Sting » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:23 am

Q.)If sunflower oil comes from sun flowers, where does baby oil come from? Babies?? :? :?
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by azazel » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:11 pm

Q)When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs??
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by Kenny » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:15 pm

You are near a river. You have one 5-litre can and one 3-litre can. You need to take four litres home. How do you manage this?



PS: You live in a hut. :twisted: Heh heh.
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Re: Good kottchen

by asli_badmash » Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:38 pm

Kenny wrote:You are near a river. You have one 5-litre can and one 3-litre can. You need to take four litres home. How do you manage this?
My Q) Is Kenny after the gold in Wall Street?
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Re: Good kottchen

by Habitual Perfectionist » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:54 am

Kenny wrote:You are near a river. You have one 5-litre can and one 3-litre can. You need to take four litres home. How do you manage this?

PS: You live in a hut. :twisted: Heh heh.




Get a four litre can from the hut and fill it with vaatar.
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by malakpetmasala » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:51 am

why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Re: Good kottchen

by Kenny » Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:07 am

Habitual Perfectionist wrote:
Kenny wrote:You are near a river. You have one 5-litre can and one 3-litre can. You need to take four litres home. How do you manage this?

PS: You live in a hut. :twisted: Heh heh.


Get a four litre can from the hut and fill it with vaatar.




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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:13 pm

Q) How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
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by Imran Khan » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:00 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?




Good kotchen :lol: :lol:
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by Kenny » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:05 pm

Baby stammers? :lol:
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by black wizard » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:50 pm

Imran Khan wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?


Good kotchen :lol: :lol:




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by asli_badmash » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:05 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Q) How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
Baby is born with a perpetual HARD-ON! :twisted:
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