What Happens in Bollywood, Comes to Hollywood??? Huh???

[black wizard]

Hey SS...i'm sure u look like Mahima Chowdhary...I loooooove Mahima Chowdhary

[SimarikSmokin]

Ne Pas.



No way i don't want to look like anyone but me i want to be different and beautiful in my own way though i am pretty! in my own way i don't want anyones face, anyones body i am happy with what allah gave to me.

[oneminutecooler]

OMC ko gussa kyun aata hai

Because everyone's being mean to me now

[oneminutecooler]

Just kidding! I am sure you Wax..

and hey your get dad gets to look like Big B and your mom like Jaya. Isnt that awesome! You by the way must look absolutely awesome. Do you ??

OFCOURSE I WAX! who in their right minds dont!









ok enough of my life info!

[oneminutecooler]

Just kidding! I am sure you Wax..

and hey your get dad gets to look like Big B and your mom like Jaya. Isnt that awesome! You by the way must look absolutely awesome. Do you ??

OFCOURSE I WAX! who in their right minds dont!




ok enough of my life info!

CORRECTION: "who in their right MIND DOESN'T"



sry bout that

[Alexis]

Hey

All you haters of mine and Spammer! Grrrr!!!

anyhow new topic but doesn't make sense oh well!!!

Anyways this topic deals with your family and you. Who is Bollywood reminds of your family??? as in who resembles them?

Well in my Fa,mily My siblings would be:

Alexis-Aishwariya Rai!!!
Nazima- ummm Sushmita sen, how caring she is about her family. well no one in bollywood is as caring about their family, everyone is always suing over each other.!
Salman- probably Salman Khan himself how cocky he is but he is sweet and good looking.
And Me- Well probably Preity Zinta how hyper and always laughing so she resembles me.

So you guys know how to do it right

Have fun!!

My traits match Aishwarya's? Since when? Im not self-obsessed or conceited, and definitely not fake.

[Habitual Perfectionist]

My traits match Aishwarya's? Since when? Im not self-obsessed or conceited, and definitely not fake.

You preempted me to that. In no way would I ever compare Alexis with Aishwarya. They're as different as Paav-bhaji & Roshogolla.



Anyways....my family would be something like this.



Me : Mehmood

Wifey : TunTun

[Alexis]

My traits match Aishwarya's? Since when? Im not self-obsessed or conceited, and definitely not fake.

You preempted me to that. In no way would I ever compare Alexis with Aishwarya. They're as different as Paav-bhaji & Roshogolla.

Thanks Sameer! Of all the members here, youre one I was sure that'd recognize that. (ahem CAD, BW)

[SimarikSmokin]

Aww sam! that was sweet what u said u are!!!



That why i Wuv you and Azzy the only two people who i can take seriously and omc and alexis and thats it really because i hate everyone else on this board! and My apologies to azzy!

[oneminutecooler]

Aww sam! that was sweet what u said u are!!!

That why i Wuv you and Azzy the only two people who i can take seriously and omc and alexis and thats it really because i hate everyone else on this board! and My apologies to azzy!

Ohhh, Thanks SS!



and atleast HP actually ANSWERED the thread question and took it seriously.......**cough cough**BW** cough cough**

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Aww sam! that was sweet what u said u are!!!

That why i Wuv you and Azzy the only two people who i can take seriously and omc and alexis and thats it really because i hate everyone else on this board! and My apologies to azzy!

Resh! u hate me too?!!

[malakpetmasala]

My traits match Aishwarya's? Since when? Im not self-obsessed or con\0\0
?n??\0\0\0\0n??\0~tely not fake.

You preempted me to that. In no way would I ever compare Alexis with Aishwarya. They're as different as Paav-bhaji & Roshogolla.

so who si the rossgulla and who is the pav bhaji?

n by the way... what would SS be?

[malakpetmasala]

My traits match Aishwarya's? Since when? Im not self-obsessed or con\0\0
?n??\0\0\0\0n??\0~tely not fake.

You preempted me to that. In no way would I ever compare Alexis with Aishwarya. They're as different as Paav-bhaji & Roshogolla.

so who si the rossgulla and who is the pav bhaji?

n by the way... what would SS be?

[azazel]

Me : Mehmood
Wifey : TunTun

kya yaar? bhabhiji ko TunTun bana diye? Shoba Khote wud've been better, dunya think? '



Alexis -->



SS --> apology accepted.. chill n thx ofkorz

[SimarikSmokin]

Well i still like Morphues! where have u been? u are totally ignoring me!=(



Man i have eaten since last night and i am bound on starving!

[SimarikSmokin]

Well i still like Morphues! where have u been? u are totally ignoring me!=(



Man i have eaten since last night and i am bound on starving!

[black wizard]

i hate everyone else on this board!

i thot u BLOW ppl u hate...u said it so urself in one of yer post:roll:

**cough cough**BW** cough cough**

Vicks ki goli lo khich khich duur karo

[azazel]

Man i have eaten since last night and i am bound on starving!

to all those with a " " look, ill translate the above:



"Man, i havent eaten since last night and im bound to be starving" , got tht? now.. scram

[Habitual Perfectionist]

Az.....Shubha Khote doesn't have the shock value of a TunTun...does she? And then, TunTun was way too cute when compared to Shubha Khote.





Malakpet Masala :

The Paav Bhaji is Aishwarya Rai....never liked it you see.



And the roshogolla is our own Alexis....my fave sweet.

[SimarikSmokin]

HELLO I WAS BEING SARCASTIC I DID EAT I ATE UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WATER ACTUALLY I DRANK IT! YUMMY I WANT STEAK AND SHAKES FAMOUS 2 MILKSHAKES UMMMM I WANT STRAWNILLA!



SO ANYWAYS TODAY I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY AND THEN I CAME BACK HOME AND I MARINATED CATFISH AND WATCHED KING OF QUEENS AND THEN HERE I AM I HAVE NO LIFE WHEN I AM OFF FROM WORK AND SCHOOL!

[malakpetmasala]

Az.....Shubha Khote doesn't have the shock value of a TunTun...does she? And then, TunTun was way too cute when compared to Shubha Khote.


Malakpet Masala :
The Paav Bhaji is Aishwarya Rai....never liked it you see.

And the roshogolla is our own Alexis....my fave sweet.

ya, i know roshogolla tastes really good, but have nt really had it for a while now!

but i would nt mind pav either.



but eating them together....its a different world..... hard to describe.

[Habitual Perfectionist]

ya, i know roshogolla tastes really good, but have nt really had it for a while now!
but i would nt mind pav either.

but eating them together....its a different world..... hard to describe.

Reminds me of a story I used to tell ppl like you. Last time I quoted it was a few years back when a gujjubhai, Neeteen (spelt Nitin) mixed a besan ka laddoo with some fantabulous Rajmah I'd cooked.



Here goes......



There was once a kingdom that was ravaged by mice. The king announced a prize for anyone who could rid the kingdom of the menace. Many ppl, including the famed pied piper of Hamlin tried their luck, but came out unsuccessful. Finally, a smartass bargained on the prize with the king. Nothing less than half the kingdom and the princess' hand. The king agreed with his own rider. If you come out unsuccessful, you lose your head. And the challenge was taken.



The guy traced out all mouseholes and placed Cashews on one side and Almonds on the other side of the hole entrance. Right in the middle lay a sharp blade. The mice would come out and look at the luscious nuts. And then they would keep turning their heads both ways saying..."Kaju Khaaoon ya badaam khaaoon? Kaju Khaaoon ya badaam khaaoon?". And the blade would do its work. Slowly, the mouse population started dwindling and the king started getting nervous.



The mice were down but not out. The truth finally dawned upon them and they turned out to be bigger smartasses. They would come out; turn to the left, eat all almonds; turn to the right; eat all cashews and get back in. And then their population started increasing again. The king gave an ultimatum to our man that if he couldn't manage to outwit the mice in a week, he loses his head.



The guy did nothing but removed all cashews and almonds. The mice came out and started...."Kaju bhi naheen...Badaam bhi naheen...Kaju bhi naheen....Badaam bhi naheen". And that did the trick.



Moral : Teekha aur meetha mix mat karo...Naheen to gala kat jayega.

[malakpetmasala]

ya, i know roshogolla tastes really good, but have nt really had it for a while now!
but i would nt mind pav either.

but eating them together....its a different world..... hard to describe.

Reminds me of a story I used to tell ppl like you. Last time I quoted it was a few years back when a gujjubhai, Neeteen (spelt Nitin) mixed a besan ka laddoo with some fantabulous Rajmah I'd cooked.

Here goes......

There was once a kingdom that was ravaged by mice. The king announced a prize for anyone who could rid the kingdom of the menace. Many ppl, including the famed pied piper of Hamlin tried their luck, but came out unsuccessful. Finally, a smartass bargained on the prize with the king. Nothing less than half the kingdom and the princess' hand. The king agreed with his own rider. If you come out unsuccessful, you lose your head. And the challenge was taken.

The guy traced out all mouseholes and placed Cashews on one side and Almonds on the other side of the hole entrance. Right in the middle lay a sharp blade. The mice would come out and look at the luscious nuts. And then they would keep turning their heads both ways saying..."Kaju Khaaoon ya badaam khaaoon? Kaju Khaaoon ya badaam khaaoon?". And the blade would do its work. Slowly, the mouse population started dwindling and the king started getting nervous.

The mice were down but not out. The truth finally dawned upon them and they turned out to be bigger smartasses. They would come out; turn to the left, eat all almonds; turn to the right; eat all cashews and get back in. And then their population started increasing again. The king gave an ultimatum to our man that if he couldn't manage to outwit the mice in a week, he loses his head.

The guy did nothing but removed all cashews and almonds. The mice came out and started...."Kaju bhi naheen...Badaam bhi naheen...Kaju bhi naheen....Badaam bhi naheen". And that did the trick.

Moral : Teekha aur meetha mix mat karo...Naheen to gala kat jayega.

story was mast.... but the moral did nt go with the story.... better luck next time.

biryaani aur kubbani ka meeta

pav aur rasgulle

chai aur samose

and the list continues.......dude.... ur story goes against everything established.

u deem u heresy!

[Habitual Perfectionist]

story was mast.... but the moral did nt go with the story.... better luck next time.
biryaani aur kubbani ka meeta
pav aur rasgulle
chai aur samose
and the list continues.......dude.... ur story goes against everything established.
u deem u heresy!

Hmm....Well tried...but...think again.

but eating them together....its a different world..... hard to describe.

Biryani aur Khubani ka meetha....nobody orders them together. Khubani ka meetha always comes at the end...for that matter, any dessert.



The very thought of being another Neeteen gives me the creeps. Aap ko hi mubarak paav aur rasgulle saath saath.



***thinks of Malakie's paav dripping with the rashogolla syrup...and him having it with the hot-n-spicy bhaji***



Yuck!!!

[malakpetmasala]

story was mast.... but the moral did nt go with the story.... better luck next time.
biryaani aur kubbani ka meeta
pav aur rasgulle
chai aur samose
and the list continues.......dude.... ur story goes against everything established.
u deem u heresy!

Hmm....Well tried...but...think again.

but eating them together....its a different world..... hard to describe.

Biryani aur Khubani ka meetha....nobody orders them together. Khubani ka meetha always comes at the end...for that matter, any dessert.

The very thought of being another Neeteen gives me the creeps. Aap ko hi mubarak paav aur rasgulle saath saath.

***thinks of Malakie's paav dripping with the rashogolla syrup...and him having it with the hot-n-spicy bhaji***

Yuck!!!

different people like different things in a different way my friend. n hey thanks for the wishes, i appreciate your effort.

n by the way... if u have more of the funny nitin stories... please do paste.....the morals seem awesome!