Parental Advisory : Explicit Content

[Kenny]

Screw you guys... I'm goin' home.

[malakpetmasala]

Screw you guys... I'm goin' home.

go back to mama cry boy

[asli_badmash]

*Farts, then feels a hard lump at the back of his parka**Seems to be some kind of seed... with a start he realizes that Badmash's assistants must be gay**Plants the seed in Badmash's ear and waters it with the real thing**Chuckles softly to himself as he zips up his fly, imagining Badmash squirting brains on his assistants as he orgasms**Perverted Kenny laughter*

You wish Kenny..



Wake up... thats just a dream. You still are a DEAD GIRL in the ORANGE PARKA.



Halucinationsside are a effect of the Penis Seed ... they will subside. Dont forget to water the seed.

[Kenny]

Screw you guys... I'm goin' home.

go back to mama cry boy

no mmasala, that was in reply to your previous post (suggestion for sig)





badmash? was looking forward to an innovative response....... not the same old dream situation

[Kenny]

forgot to congratulate malakie on his star status



here ya go.....

[malakpetmasala]

Screw you guys... I'm goin' home.

go back to mama cry boy

no mmasala, that was in reply to your previous post (suggestion for sig)


badmash? was looking forward to an innovative response....... not the same old dream situation

alrite... actually, i was thinking bout the song about stan s mum. but then thought agaainst it. u know....song, then warning below the song.... man.... it would take a hell lotta sspace

[malakpetmasala]

forgot to congratulate malakie on his star status

here ya go.....

keep trying.... u ll get there too.

[azazel]

[asli_badmash]

Screw you guys... I'm goin' home.

go back to mama cry boy

no mmasala, that was in reply to your previous post (suggestion for sig)
badmash? was looking forward to an innovative response....... not the same old dream situation

Ran out of JUICE... Will think of something better next time.

[azazel]

Ran out of JUICE...

*feeds AB a Mug of milk+badam+pista*

better luck next time..

[Kenny]

*slips a few laxatives into Az's mixture to ensure badmash's juicelessness*



Annnnnnnnnd, on topic...



There was a young fellow named Dave

Who kept a dead whore in a cave.

He said, "I admit

I'm a bit of a shit,

But think of the money I save!"

[azazel]

The Monty Python gang presents the Penis Song :



Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's divine to own a _,

From the tiniest little tadger,

To the world's biggest prick.



So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork,

Your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.