Whats the difference

[DQ]

Whats the difference between men and pigs ?



Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.



Whats the difference between Men and Porcupines ?



Porcupines have pricks on the outside



What's the difference between your paycheck and your _?



You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.





What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?



A guy will actually search for a golfball.



Desis and Hot Dogs.



Santosh and Raju land in Sydney,

Santosh says " I hyave, heared tat ppl here eat dogs"

Raju " irealliy"

Santosh "Let us be parat of the kultuore,"

Raju "Wokai"

They go to a Hot dog stand and order two Hot dogs.

Raju unwraps his Hot dog, and



Santosh "What part did you get ?"

[DQ]

Whats the difference between corrupt officials and bucket of shit ?



Bucket.



"Grown up kids pliss dont take offence"

[Scorpion's Sting]

Whats the difference between Men and Porcupines ?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Where's yours??

[DQ]

Whats the difference between Men and Porcupines ?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Where's yours??

If you are a guy ... I am not Gay.

If you are a girl , PM and will let you know

[Scorpion's Sting]

Whats the difference between Men and Porcupines ?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Where's yours??

If you are a guy ... I am not Gay.
If you are a girl , PM and will let you know

u say porcupines have pricks on the outside, does it mean ure prick is on the inside???



P.S.:I am a guy and im not gay.

[DQ]

Whats the difference between Men and Porcupines ?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Where's yours??

If you are a guy ... I am not Gay.
If you are a girl , PM and will let you know

u say porcupines have pricks on the outside, does it mean ure prick is on the inside???

P.S.:I am a guy and im not gay.

Hmm.. then why do you wanna find out?



If not Gay do I take it as Trans ?



Don't you have?

[DQ]

**********tick tick tickWaited for long.*************

Conclusion

Presume Scorpion sting is trans or still searching whether he has one or no ?



What do you guys say ?

[Scorpion's Sting]

Hmm.. then why do you wanna find out?

im wondering over the statement u made in the first post.

If not Gay do I take it as Trans ?

i was wondering the same thing abt u

Don't you have?

Yes, i have

[DQ]

Hmm.. then why do you wanna find out?

im wondering over the statement u made in the first post.

If not Gay do I take it as Trans ?

i was wondering the same thing abt u

Don't you have?

Yes, i have

See if you had been clearer then wouldn't have forced me to arrive at conclusions.



Taking Scorpions word he is not one. And he has one



Was I not clear early on.. Scroll up.

[Kenny]

Y'kno DQ, if you take a li'l care with the way you type your posts, your arguments might at least look good.

[DQ]

Y'kno DQ, if you take a li'l care with the way you type your posts, your arguments might at least look good.

Too late Kenny : I was declared the undisposed "Wanker"



What are you taking offence of ?

[Kenny]

NO offence, DQ, just a genuine thought. Seriously.

[DQ]

NO offence, DQ, just a genuine thought. Seriously.

Cool Dude / Duddette whatever? What insitgated you to lash out, are you a re incarnation of Scorpion ?

[Kenny]

Ok.



1. Dude, not dudette.

2. Reincarnation, but not of scorpion.

3. Cool, yeah.

[DQ]

Ok.

1. Dude, not dudette.
2. Reincarnation, but not of scorpion.
3. Cool, yeah.

Good on you.

Malakie insists you are a duddete, seconded by Scorpion who says that asli found that out yesterday.



Thought you wanted to find out about prick to. Now that you say you are a dude scroll up.

[DQ]

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.



The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.



Whose funeral is it?"



"My husband's."



"What happened to him?"



The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."



She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"



The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."



A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.



"Can I borrow the dog?"



"Get in line."

[DQ]

Hear about the woman who married three different IT (read call centre) employees and still died a virgin.?



The first one was in training and kept teachin her how to do it herself.



The next was in sales and kept telling her how good it was going to be in the next release.



The third was in support and kept telling her "Don't worry it will be up any moment..... "

[azazel]

er.. why was a separate topic started for this?

[CtrlAltDel]

er.. why was a separate topic started for this?

ppl need outlets for their frustrations y'see....

[azazel]

damn, y not join the Fight Club then?



btw, im thinkin of starting one.. the rules remain the same

1. DO NOT talk about Fight Club, ok?

2. ----ditto----

3. ----ditto----

4. will frame this later..[depending on who all join]

5. -do-

6. -do-

[malakpetmasala]

damn, y not join the Fight Club then?

btw, im thinkin of starting one.. the rules remain the same
1. DO NOT talk about Fight Club, ok?
2. ----ditto----
3. ----ditto----
4. will frame this later..[depending on who all join]
5. -do-
6. -do-

can we talk about production, economics problems and physics??????

[DQ]

? ? ?

[Kenny]

? ? ?

sarcasm directed towards the various directions other threads on the DBs seem to be taking

[DQ]

? ? ?

sarcasm directed towards the various directions other threads on the DBs seem to be taking

Oh cmon Kenny dont come defending yourself here tooo.

[Kenny]

what?



man..... this dude has serious understanding problems





lemme explain..... I was trying to tell you in my last post here that malakpetmasala is being sarcastic towards the OTHER posts in these DBs by saying "can we talk about production, economics problems and physics??????"



phew!!



have a kitkat, DQ.