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by azazel » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:02 pm

Kenny wrote:What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bathtub?




er... dunno
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by asli_badmash » Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:15 am

Kenny wrote:What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bathtub?


Pope comes before the Nun in the church (rank wise)

Nun comes before the pope in the bathtub. :lol:
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by oneminutecooler » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:06 am

:lol: THese posts are cracking me uP! :lol:
Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:29 am

wats the difference between a Bird (the feathered kind) and a Man...?
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
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by Kenny » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:12 pm

Kenny wrote:What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bathtub?


The nun in church has hope in her soul.

CtrlAltDel wrote:wats the difference between a Bird (the feathered kind) and a Man...?




What!? What!?
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:01 pm

Kenny wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:wats the difference between a Bird (the feathered kind) and a Man...?
What!? What!?
well...a Bird keeps his Nuts on a Rock n Cracks them...:lol:
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by Kenny » Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:05 pm

:D :D :D
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by black wizard » Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:02 pm

what is common between iodex and sex?
I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day... I backed up and ran into her again... I miss her sometimes...
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by Kenny » Sun Aug 29, 2004 6:37 pm

black wizard wrote:what is common between iodex and sex?




'ex'
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:28 pm

black wizard wrote:what is common between iodex and sex?
no no no no no...the correct question is:



whats the difference between Iodex and a Virgin girl...?
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by Kenny » Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:42 pm

What!? What!?
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:41 pm

Iodex- Ooh Aah Ouch......(remember the ad?)



Virgin Girl- Ouch Aah Ooh.....!



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by azazel » Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:44 pm

wht if im sensitive n i read ur post n my feelings get hurt? the Disclaimer should be b4 the post!



:P
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by malakpetmasala » Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:13 am

azazel wrote:wht if im sensitive n i read ur post n my feelings get hurt? the Disclaimer should be b4 the post!

:P




Then i guess u might be better off starting a hate CAD campaign
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by Kenny » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:34 am

azazel wrote:wht if im sensitive n i read ur post n my feelings get hurt? the Disclaimer should be b4 the post!

:P




I think that's CAD's subtle humour!! (Now DQ will have to categorize it, study it and note down its salient points.) :twisted:
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by rabbithole » Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:03 am

azazel wrote:wht if im sensitive n i read ur post n my feelings get hurt? the Disclaimer should be b4 the post!

:P




true true :lol: :lol:
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:18 am

Kenny wrote:
black wizard wrote:what is common between iodex and sex?


'ex'
ooh aah ouch....bahut purana hai yeh to...how come ppl dint know abt it?
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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by Scorpion's Sting » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:45 am

What's similar between men and tape-recorders???
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by malakpetmasala » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:49 am

Scorpion's Sting wrote:What's similar between men and tape-recorders???




tum icch bolo na yaaro.
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by Scorpion's Sting » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:51 am

malakpetmasala wrote:
Scorpion's Sting wrote:What's similar between men and tape-recorders???


tum icch bolo na yaaro.




Both can go frwd, bckwrd, stop and eject :lol:



Now, another one, wht's similar between a girl n a cassette??
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by DQ » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:51 am

malakpetmasala wrote:n whats the difference between a horny biach and a slut?
(n hey DQ, u have 2 options here, u can either accept this or start another hate malakpetmasala campaign)




There you show your FWIT again :-)
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by malakpetmasala » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:54 am

Scorpion's Sting wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
Scorpion's Sting wrote:What's similar between men and tape-recorders???


tum icch bolo na yaaro.


Both can go frwd, bckwrd, stop and eject :lol:

Now, another one, wht's similar between a girl n a cassette??




a cassette is tape-able and a girl is rape-able...

well, thats the only thing i can think of
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by black wizard » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:07 am

malakpetmasala wrote: a cassette is tape-able and a girl isrape-able...




:shock: tch tch...arent we going a little overboard with this?
I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day... I backed up and ran into her again... I miss her sometimes...
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:10 am

black wizard wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote: a cassette is tape-able and a girl isrape-able...


:shock: tch tch...arent we going a little overboard with this?
hmmmm
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
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by malakpetmasala » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:20 am

black wizard wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote: a cassette is tape-able and a girl isrape-able...


:shock: tch tch...arent we going a little overboard with this?






as long as we have our life jackets on.
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