Parental Advisory : Explicit Content

by **azazel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:18 pm

check this out:

Fragment: I Need You
My thumb finds your hood and gently pins it back. My tongue flicks at you, teasing, bringing you out. My other hand closes around your slim thigh, holds your leg open. I need you. Need you to feel this. I begin to suck, slow and relentless. You convulse a little under my lips. Electricity sparks across your heart. I breathe through my nose in time with the whirr and thump of the pump's motor, exchanging fresh blood for the scabby mess that lays prone in your veins. A muscle in your leg jumps as the cardiac pads spill voltage across your chest again. Your soft lips fall open as the electrodes I screwed into your head, under your beautiful hair, shoot current into your brain.

Weeping, I press my mouth to you, fooling myself that I'm not tasting a dead girl. - (c)Warren Ellis

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:52 pm

necrophilia.....sheesh...maamujaan...i thot u had better tastes..... :roll:

by **Scorpion's Sting** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:08 pm

Sounds like Gein

by **azazel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:16 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:necrophilia.....sheesh...maamujaan...i thot u had better tastes

just posted tht for the humongous KLPD quotient

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:26 pm

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:necrophilia.....sheesh...maamujaan...i thot u had better tastes
just posted tht for the humongous KLPD quotient

...u were this close to getting banned...

...the KLPD saved u!

by **Kenny** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:05 pm

azazel wrote:just posted tht for the humongous KLPD quotient

what's KLPD

by **akhilis2cool** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:13 pm

Kenny wrote:
azazel wrote:just posted tht for the humongous KLPD quotient

what's KLPD

kya tum KLPD nai jaante....?

arey yeh KLPD nai jaanta (PSPO Style) :lol:

sari

by **Kenny** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:17 pm

akhilis2cool wrote::shock: kya tum KLPD nai jaante....?

nahin........ bol!!

nahin bol sakta to PM kar de na

by **Kenny** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:34 pm

by **azazel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:09 pm

^^^ have u been enlightened?

by **asli_badmash** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:22 pm

azazel wrote:^^^ have u been enlightened?

Kids learn this mantra, repeat this mantra 30 times a day and someday it will come in handy.

KLPD is used when you can almost taste the sweet success(at whatever) but at the last minute you are denied.

Do you know what is KLPR? :lol:

by **azazel** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:07 am

asli_badmash wrote:Do you know what is KLPR?

no saaar.. kindly elucidate

by **Kenny** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:16 am

azazel wrote:^^^ have u been enlightened?

no!!

Is this something I should have known from before or is it an inside joke?

by **asli_badmash** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:28 am

azazel wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:Do you know what is KLPR?
no saaar.. kindly elucidate

R stands for Rakhee...

This is used when you try to patao a girl, she gives you line and everything and at the last minute she calls you "Bhaiya". Hence the Rakhee reference! :lol:

Do you remeber somebody was called "Bhaiya" on the board. :wink:

That is an example of classic KLPR. :lol:

by **asli_badmash** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:37 am

Kenny wrote:what's KLPD

Dude.. every hyderabadi has to know this... I see your hyderbadi gurus havent done their job. Its a shame you have been kept from this for so long. Fikar not.. we are here. In the next FHDB meet dont forget to ask me this...

KLPD can only be passed to you verbally. It has never been written down.. never will be written down ever. And when you know what it means you will never write it down too.

For now know this.. KLPD is one of the word from the Brotherhood of Hyderabad Street Lafoots. And D stands for "Dhoka".

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:18 am

Kenny wrote:
azazel wrote:^^^ have u been enlightened?

no!!

Is this something I should have known from before or is it an inside joke?

tch tch... yeh bhi nahi jaanta! :roll:

KLPD mane K**** L*** P* D****

lo! u have been enlightened!

For further information and english translation please to watch Monsoon Wedding onlee.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:14 am

asli_badmash wrote:
azazel wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:Do you know what is KLPR?
no saaar.. kindly elucidate
R stands for Rakhee...

:lol:

ROTFLOL... :lol:

maan that was hilarious...me itching to use that term at next opportunity!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:16 am

Kenny wrote:what's KLPD

D - dhoka

K - Khade

P - Pey

baaki tu khud derive karle...

by **Kenny** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:32 pm

enlightenment ho gaya.........

Anyway, here's something slightly on topic

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks like in the films. I ran over, cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short I scored big time. We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno," replied the man. "Never found the head!"

by **asli_badmash** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:42 pm

Kenny wrote:..."Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno," replied the man. "Never found the head!"[/i]

That is sick Kenny. *throws up all over the computer* Gawd Damn it..

Kenny... I was just about to go eat my lunch.

Dont poor people have anything better to do. Kenny your family is already on Welfare and you are wasting my food too.

BTW; Say hello to Mrs and Mr.McCormik.

by **azazel** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:32 pm

asli_badmash wrote:
Kenny wrote:..."Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?""Dunno," replied the man. "[/i]Never found the head!"[/i]
That is sick Kenny. *throws up all over the computer* Gawd Damn it.. Kenny... I was just about to go eat my lunch.

wht boss? he's sticking to the topic, aint he? besides, i wanna ask tht man if it was the body of a woman or Kenny :!:

Say hello to Mrs and Mr.McCormik.

yea, from me too.

by **Kenny** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:41 pm

asli_badmash wrote:That is sick Kenny. *throws up all over the computer* Gawd Damn it.. Kenny... I was just about to go eat my lunch.

*evil smothered laughter*

by **Kenny** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:43 pm

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years, doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After these two years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took its inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing.

So they bury her.

by **asli_badmash** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:28 pm

Kenny wrote:
A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

There goes my Ship sinking and getting stuck on an Islan fantasy.

Kenny I swear to god..

if you ruin my Airplane Bathroom fantasy.. i will rip your nuts off with my bare hands....umm on second thought... maybe I will put on my surgical gloves first.

by **Kenny** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:38 pm

I don't think there are many jokes about airplane bathrooms...... we shall see.

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