Knuck If you Buck!

[Kenny]

Say no to DRUGS

If you find yourself talking to your drugs then you've had far too many.

[Red Combat]

MALE OR FEMALE?



You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example...



Ziploc Bags --

They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



Copiers --

They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.



Tire --

Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.



Hot Air Balloon --

Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.



Sponges --

Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.



Web Page--

Female, because it's always getting hit on.



Subway --

Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.



Hourglass --

Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.



Hammer --

Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.



Remote Control --

Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.



just hoping that no one yells at me "No Spamming here, not yet"

[marko]

just hoping that no one yells at me "No Spamming here, not yet"

I think you're safe, SS has already spammed her own thread.

whenever i look at the title of this thread i think of Kill Bill - My name is Buck, etcetra

[Red Combat]

just hoping that no one yells at me "No Spamming here, not yet"

I think you're safe, SS has already spammed her own thread.
whenever i look at the title of this thread i think of Kill Bill - My name is Buck, etcetra

Aaaalrighty then!!!!!! Loggin off now. Happy Hr

[Scorpion's Sting]

MALE OR FEMALE?

[Kenny]

More Male/Female Stuff


• Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.
  


• Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.
  


• Windows are male because they're a pane, and because you can see through them.
  


• Shit is male because the older it gets, the easier it is to pick up.
  

[azazel]

whts the name of this thread mean?

[wizzy]

Bw stop the stupid scarsm ok! jeez i am tired of it seriously grow up!

me and sarcastic??? i'm never sarcastic.

[SimarikSmokin]

its a ssing by Crime Mob whihc i love and no one better spam i swear

[wizzy]

its a ssing by Crime Mob whihc i love and no one better spam i swear

[malakpetmasala]

Say no to DRUGS

what about pain killers?

[malakpetmasala]

MALE OR FEMALE?

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example...

Ziploc Bags --
They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers --
They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire --
Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloon --
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges --
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Page--
Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway --
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass --
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer --
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control --
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

just hoping that no one yells at me "No Spamming here, not yet"

Ships: female------------------. Cos men sleep on her

[malakpetmasala]

Say no to DRUGS

what about pain killers?

[CtrlAltDel]

whts the name of this thread mean?

WOW! Az questioning SS...!!!! have they broken up????

[CtrlAltDel]

its a ssing by Crime Mob whihc i love and no one better spam i swear

:roll: cud u plz put that in english for us simple country bumpkins...?

[malakpetmasala]

its a ssing by Crime Mob whihc i love and no one better spam i swear

:roll: cud u plz put that in english for us simple country bumpkins...?

I would nt mind hinglish too

[DQ]

I suggest don't try F**kWITs will not get it anyway

:-D :-D :-D

[azazel]

whts the name of this thread mean?

WOW! Az questioning SS...!!!! have they broken up????

just a simble question.. itta serious kaiku horai guruji

[black wizard]

Say no to DRUGS

Blasphemy!!!

[Alexis]

No ones ever offered me illegal drugs, so saying 'No' was never an option.

Wait a sec, the last time I went to a club, it was actually a Rave. And you know what Raves are all about. Everyone was tripping on X. Even my 2 cousins who I went with! They insisted I do cuz its so much fun, supposedly. He even took 20 bucks from me to buy a pill for me. Did I take it? HELL NO! Thats cuz I know that once I start, I'll probably never quit. Thats how I am you know, I'll get addicted easily.

[azazel]

me almost had a drag of el jointo, saved by curiousity

been offered quite a no. of times.. ab tak to nahee haath lagaya

[Habitual Perfectionist]

me almost had a drag of el jointo, saved by curiousity
been offered quite a no. of times.. ab tak to nahee haath lagaya

Curiousity couldn't kill the goat.

[azazel]

Curiousity couldn't kill the goat.

aaah.. thot u'd remember sire..

but, looks like the Goat wud like to die once

[SimarikSmokin]

Embrassing Drug question happened in 10 grade i asked my teacher what is the difference between weed and Marijuanna and everyone started laughing because weed is marijuanna

[azazel]

if u want i cld get rid of those tht dared to ridicule u