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Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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rock_26iin - Level 1 Deity
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Adonis wrote:^^lol
life is a bitch and the you die
^^^^^??
??People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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akhilis2cool - God!
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akhilis2cool wrote:Adonis wrote:^^lol
life is a bitch and the you die
^^^^^??
^^i second that
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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rock_26iin - Level 1 Deity
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reminds me of an old joke:rock_26iin wrote:^^i second thatakhilis2cool wrote:^^^^^??Adonis wrote:^^lol
life is a bitch and the you die
Q) whats the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A) a whore sleeps with everyone in the party,
a bitch sleeps with everyone in the party, except you...
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings 
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel wrote:reminds me of an old joke:rock_26iin wrote:^^i second thatakhilis2cool wrote:^^^^^??Adonis wrote:^^lol
life is a bitch and the you die
Q) whats the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A) a whore sleeps with everyone in the party,
a bitch sleeps with everyone in the party, except you...
^^yea mes heard that one
reminds me of Luci's sig : Life's a bitch and I'm the luckiest dog around
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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rock_26iin - Level 1 Deity
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CtrlAltDel wrote:reminds me of an old joke:rock_26iin wrote:^^i second thatakhilis2cool wrote:^^^^^??Adonis wrote:^^lol
life is a bitch and the you die
Q) whats the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A) a whore sleeps with everyone in the party,
a bitch sleeps with everyone in the party, except you...
Whenever you can't sleep
May you be treated to a song
And heaven cracks
A song falls softly from the light of heaven.
May you be treated to a song
And heaven cracks
A song falls softly from the light of heaven.
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Alexis - Level 2 Lord
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arre arre CAD bhai....DQ anna ku gussa aa jayingaCtrlAltDel wrote:reminds me of an old joke:rock_26iin wrote:^^i second thatakhilis2cool wrote:^^^^^??Adonis wrote:^^lol
life is a bitch and the you die
Q) whats the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A) a whore sleeps with everyone in the party,
a bitch sleeps with everyone in the party, except you...
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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akhilis2cool - God!
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CtrlAltDel wrote:reminds me of an old joke:rock_26iin wrote:^^i second thatakhilis2cool wrote:^^^^^??Adonis wrote:^^lol
life is a bitch and the you die
Q) whats the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A) a whore sleeps with everyone in the party,
a bitch sleeps with everyone in the party, except you...
"Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!" - Daffy Duck.
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Sharjeel - Level 2 Lord
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n whats the difference between a horny biach and a slut?
(n hey DQ, u have 2 options here, u can either accept this or start another hate malakpetmasala campaign)
(n hey DQ, u have 2 options here, u can either accept this or start another hate malakpetmasala campaign)
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malakpetmasala - Level 2 Lord
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Kenny wrote:Achcha... meanwhile, I got one...
Whats the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
Pata nahin,
i got one too, what's the difference between a Thief and a Church Bell?
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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rock_26iin - Level 1 Deity
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Kenny wrote:azazel wrote:malakpetmasala wrote:n whats the difference between a horny biach and a slut?
wht? wht?
jaldi kar!
u might have to pay the S***
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malakpetmasala - Level 2 Lord
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rock_26iin wrote:Kenny wrote:Achcha... meanwhile, I got one...
Whats the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
Pata nahin,
i got one too, what's the difference between a Thief and a Church Bell?
No idea.....
anyway i have one too.......
whats the difference between a clever midget and a veneral disease?
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malakpetmasala - Level 2 Lord
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malakpetmasala wrote:rock_26iin wrote:Kenny wrote:Achcha... meanwhile, I got one...
Whats the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
Pata nahin,
i got one too, what's the difference between a Thief and a Church Bell?
No idea.....
anyway i have one too.......
whats the difference between a clever midget and a veneral disease?
Ppl.. can we have some answers pliss? I'm DYING with curiosity!
I'll go first:-
Q. What's the diff between a bad marskman and a constipated owl?
A. The marksman shoots and shoots but doesn't hit.
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Kenny - Level 1 Star User
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Kenny wrote:malakpetmasala wrote:No idea.....
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whats the difference between a clever midget and a veneral disease?
Ppl.. can we have some answers pliss? I'm DYING with curiosity!
I'll go first:-
Q. What's the diff between a bad marskman and a constipated owl?
A. The marksman shoots and shoots but doesn't hit.
whats the difference between a clever midget and a veneral disease?
Ans: one is a cunning runt and the other is a running c**t
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malakpetmasala - Level 2 Lord
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malakpetmasala wrote:Kenny wrote:malakpetmasala wrote:No idea.....
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whats the difference between a clever midget and a veneral disease?
Ppl.. can we have some answers pliss? I'm DYING with curiosity!
I'll go first:-
Q. What's the diff between a bad marskman and a constipated owl?
A. The marksman shoots and shoots but doesn't hit.
whats the difference between a clever midget and a veneral disease?
Ans: one is a cunning runt and the other is a running c**t
Q.)Whts the diff between a Church Bell and a Thief?
A.)One peels from the steeple while the other steals from the ppl
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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rock_26iin - Level 1 Deity
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Kenny wrote:Q) What's the difference between a search for a golf ball and a princess learning to ride a horse?
A) One's a hunt on a course.
how come u dont mention the second part of the answer...... what does the owl do and what is the princess ?
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malakpetmasala - Level 2 Lord
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malakpetmasala wrote:Kenny wrote:Q) What's the difference between a search for a golf ball and a princess learning to ride a horse?
A) One's a hunt on a course.
how come u dont mention the second part of the answer...... what does the owl do and what is the princess ?
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its all wordplay man, you're supposed to mirror image it
that's the whole beauty of it... no need to use $@#%%
ok anyway
1. The owl hoots and hoots but doesn't shit.
2. One's a hunt on a course, the other's a _ on a horse.
kinda lost the effect
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Kenny - Level 1 Star User
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Kenny wrote:malakpetmasala wrote:Kenny wrote:Q) What's the difference between a search for a golf ball and a princess learning to ride a horse?
A) One's a hunt on a course.
how come u dont mention the second part of the answer...... what does the owl do and what is the princess ?
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its all wordplay man, you're supposed to mirror image it
that's the whole beauty of it... no need to use $@#%%
ok anyway
1. The owl hoots and hoots but doesn't shit.
2. One's a hunt on a course, the other's a _ on a horse.
kinda lost the effect
na, i think i d prefer to see/read/ hear the whole thing together. its fun to have it rhyming. well, anyway i got the horse thing at rthe first go ... but with the owl.... i could ne get it right.
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