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by akhilis2cool » Sun Aug 22, 2004 6:32 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:don't mean to be stupid but what is Bihari?
e kya bak rahi hai aain...tumko bihaari nahi malum....che che che...lalu ji ka ijjat pura mitti mein milai diye
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by azazel » Sun Aug 22, 2004 10:33 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:azzy please change ur avartar is scaring me * hides under my lucky Blankie!*




it finally worked.. was just a ploy to get u closer, u can hold my arm if tht scares u.. :twisted:



*gives the pink blanket to CAD n throws him out of the room*



*cuddles and calms SS down*



p.s: Bihar is one of the states in India, Bihari is the language spoken in tht state; also the ppl living thr r called Biharis .. most famous citizen: Laloo Prasad Yadav ..samjh gayi ya naaahee?
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:02 pm

azazel wrote:*gives the pink blanket to CAD n throws him out of the room*
*Az doesnt realize that he's thrown SS out along with the pink blanket*
azazel wrote:*cuddles and calms SS down*
*Az also doesnt realize that the one he's cuddling in the darkness is....RAJ..:twisted:*
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by azazel » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:40 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:*Az doesnt realize that he's thrown SS out along with the pink blanket*

:shock: lagta hai mud-fight me kuch zyada hi lag gayi thi.. tch tch

*Az also doesnt realize that the one he's cuddling in the darkness is....RAJ..:twisted:*




:shock: :shock: *convinced tht his theory is right*
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by SimarikSmokin » Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:47 am

Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!! i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!
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Weiche Teile und auch harte
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by akhilis2cool » Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:33 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!! i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!
why just two of them? :twisted:
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Re: t

by malakpetmasala » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:04 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!! i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!






you have a choice of oils -rosemary, lavender, primrose, jasmine or human musk. which one do u prefer?
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Re: t

by DQ » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:23 am

malakpetmasala wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!! i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!



you have a choice of oils -rosemary, lavender, primrose, jasmine or human musk. which one do u prefer?




Are you a Jarra ?



or



Malish wala ?
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Re: t

by malakpetmasala » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:26 am

DQ wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!! i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!



you have a choice of oils -rosemary, lavender, primrose, jasmine or human musk. which one do u prefer?


Are you a Jarra ?

or

Malish wala ?




i dont know what a Jarra is, but for SS, i could be a maalish wala. Hey dude, Azazel... no offence
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Re: t

by DQ » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:31 am

malakpetmasala wrote:
DQ wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!! i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!



you have a choice of oils -rosemary, lavender, primrose, jasmine or human musk. which one do u prefer?


Are you a Jarra ?

or

Malish wala ?


i dont know what a Jarra is, but for SS, i could be a maalish wala. Hey dude, Azazel... no offence






HYDERABADI HO AUR JARRA NAHI PATA......Add a NON HYDERABADI to your Signature....
Tu jo sachchi hai larazti kyun hai aye zaban bol de darti kyun hai

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Re: t

by malakpetmasala » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:34 am

DQ wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
DQ wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!! i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!



you have a choice of oils -rosemary, lavender, primrose, jasmine or human musk. which one do u prefer?


Are you a Jarra ?

or

Malish wala ?


i dont know what a Jarra is, but for SS, i could be a maalish wala. Hey dude, Azazel... no offence


Oh DQ, the enlighted one..... please spread the light of ur knowledge to us ignorant ones!


HYDERABADI HO AUR JARRA NAHI PATA......Add a NON HYDERABADI to your Signature....
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by Kenny » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:37 am

yeh Jarra kya hai
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by DQ » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:08 pm

Kenny wrote:yeh Jarra kya hai






kaise apne aap ko hyderabadi kehte ho...jarra nahi pata ?
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Re: t

by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:13 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!
sure...will be glad to....i love to help ladies...i very chivalrous (sp?) y'see...:twisted:
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Re: Another

by DQ » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:18 pm

DQ wrote:
Kenny wrote:yeh Jarra kya hai



kaise apne aap ko hyderabadi kehte ho...jarra nahi pata ?




CAD bhai thoda inko samjhan jarra kya hain.
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by azazel » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:53 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hey I can cuddle with both of u!!!!


arey yaar, CAD ne kya jadoo-wadoo karvadiya kya??
*locks CAD up in the closet*

i have the worst headaches! please some one massage it with oil!




awww.. come here.. im an expert at this..

*massages SS's scalp with olive oil*





p.s: Jarra nahee pata kya yaar? ever seen small places with drawings of skeletons/bones-in-plasters? they're the professional bone-setters, haddi-waddi toot gayi ya moch khaa gayi to inke paas jao.. 3-4 sessions me sab theek hojayega..
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:32 pm

azazel wrote:arey yaar, CAD ne kya jadoo-wadoo karvadiya kya??
8) mera jadoooo chal gayaaaa.......
azazel wrote:*locks CAD up in the closet*
*with the help of his jadoo CAD is instantly outside the closet*
azazel wrote:*massages SS's scalp with olive oil*
olive oil? :shock: uske sar ka Pasta banara kya? :lol:

*disdainfuly throws the bottle of olive oil outta the 10th floor window, not caring that Az is still holding on to the bottle*
*takes out his bottle of 'special' oil that wud work jadoo on SS's headache*
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by azazel » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:48 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:8) mera jadoooo chal gayaaaa.......


ya knw ppl indulging in witch-craft are burned at the stake to this day..

*with the help of his jadoo CAD is instantly outside the closet*

forgot to mention, it was Raj's closet i put u in..

olive oil? :shock: uske sar ka Pasta banara kya? :lol:


actually, Olive oil is quite an effective pain-reliever.. i'd knw, im a specialist!

*disdainfuly throws the bottle of olive oil outta the 10th floor window, not caring that Az is still holding on to the bottle*
*takes out his bottle of 'special' oil that wud work jadoo on SS's headache*




CAD's dream ^^ is shattered as Raj wakes up CAD in the closet n ..



maine to SS ka sar-dard bhagaa diya :twisted:

*goes off into the sunset with a revitalised SS*
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by rock_26iin » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:59 pm

^^why don't ull just clone SS n stop fighting :roll: :?
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 24, 2004 6:13 pm

azazel wrote:forgot to mention, it was Raj's closet i put u in..
...*and with a snap of his fingers CAD turns Raj into a roach that quickly crawls into Az's closet and creeps into his inner wear, waiting for him...*
azazel wrote:... i'd knw, im a specialist!
ya...in causing pain...:twisted:
azazel wrote:CAD's dream ^^ is shattered as Raj wakes up CAD in the closet n ..
...n complains that his experience in Az's inner wear has traumatized him...CAD now sends him under the covers of Az's bed...
azazel wrote:maine to SS ka sar-dard bhagaa diya :twisted:
*goes off into the sunset with a revitalised SS*
SNAP...*now its Az's turn to wake up...*
*with a start Az sits up on his cot as he feel something funny on his.....
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 24, 2004 6:15 pm

rock_26iin wrote:^^why don't ull just clone SS n stop fighting :roll: :?
...n i'll massage the original! :twisted:
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by Kenny » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:57 pm

azazel wrote:p.s: Jarra nahee pata kya yaar? ever seen small places with drawings of skeletons/bones-in-plasters? they're the professional bone-setters, haddi-waddi toot gayi ya moch khaa gayi to inke paas jao.. 3-4 sessions me sab theek hojayega..






achcha... waisa.......





seen some signs trimulgherry side for "accident fracture clinics" ; cud this be what u r talking about?
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by rock_26iin » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:00 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:^^why don't ull just clone SS n stop fighting :roll: :?
...n i'll massage the original! :twisted:




make two clones n each of ull take one.



Give the original to BW, im sure he wont mind :lol: :lol:
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by Kenny » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:01 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:forgot to mention, it was Raj's closet i put u in..
...*and with a snap of his fingers CAD turns Raj into a roach that quickly crawls into Az's closet and creeps into his inner wear, waiting for him...*
azazel wrote:... i'd knw, im a specialist!
ya...in causing pain...:twisted:
azazel wrote:CAD's dream ^^ is shattered as Raj wakes up CAD in the closet n ..
...n complains that his experience in Az's inner wear has traumatized him...CAD now sends him under the covers of Az's bed...
azazel wrote:maine to SS ka sar-dard bhagaa diya :twisted:
*goes off into the sunset with a revitalised SS*
SNAP...*now its Az's turn to wake up...*
*with a start Az sits up on his cot as he feel something funny on his.....
*




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LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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*Gets the popcorn out of the microwave*
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by Habitual Perfectionist » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:56 pm

AB....I think you got me all wrong. I didn't mean celebrating the Independence day when I said that people suddenly become patriotic on Independence day and forget all about the country the rest of the times. I meant having respect for the country.



This thread is a case in point. A week past Independence day, I open the thread only to see discussions about olive oil, pasta, cuddling & Raj. Whatever happened to people's respect for the motherland now?



I hope you get the drift of what I meant now.



:)
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