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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:04 am

Imran Khan wrote:mera Q:
8) Itna sanata kyoun hain bhai ?
mera A: kyonki u r the only member logged in at that time.....



*smirks at the astonished gasps of the other members*
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by Lucifer » Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:40 pm

People, rise! For all your media-playing needs, go to http://www.cowon.com and download jet audio. Absolutely free. Comes in with all the codecs, and plays anything. Absolutely anything.



Also records, burns CDs, rips CDs, broadcasts music on the internet, plays music from the internet, converts files from one format to another, and lets you code times lyrics - that is only those lines being sung come up on the screen. Rocks!!!
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by Lucifer » Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:42 pm

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Chicken.....

by Kenny » Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:39 pm

CAD wrote:

Capt. James T Kirk- To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.




:D :) :lol: :) :D





......... was hoping for something like this.......

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by rock_26iin » Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:43 pm

mera Q.)If Chinese use chopsticks then wht do Chinese babies use??



Ans : ***tooth-picks*** :lol:
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by azazel » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:19 pm

Q)can women with implants breast-feed infants?
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:27 pm

azazel wrote:Q)can women with implants breast-feed infants?
A) mebbe it wud lead to silicon-ated intelligent eBabies...:roll:
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:34 pm

Q: What wld Spiderman b called if he were a sardar



A: Spidersingh Newyorkwale 8)



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by rainmaker » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:17 am

rock_26iin wrote:mera Q.)If Chinese use chopsticks then wht do Chinese babies use??

Ans : ***tooth-picks*** :lol:




:lol: :lol:



ate with chopsticks at a restaurant the other day... looked challenging... but it was actually Fun!
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by rock_26iin » Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:58 pm

Q.)Why is something shipped actually sent by road n when it is actually shipped it is called cargo?? :? :?
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by azazel » Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:44 am

Q)how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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by black wizard » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:48 am

azazel wrote:Q)how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?


thats a lotta chucking :roll:
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by azazel » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:12 am

Q)why is it tht when ur yawning, the person next to u also yawns??
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by rock_26iin » Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:41 pm

azazel wrote:Q)how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?




the amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :roll:
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by azazel » Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:58 pm

Q)Am I Evil?
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by CtrlAltDel » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:04 pm

azazel wrote:Q)why is it tht when ur yawning, the person next to u also yawns??
A) he's not yawning...he's pretending to yawn so as to not hurt yr feelings when he's trying hard to avoid the gust of bad breath from u...
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by CtrlAltDel » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:05 pm

azazel wrote:Q)Am I Evil?
A)no u r just a harmless serial killer
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by rock_26iin » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:39 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:Q)why is it tht when ur yawning, the person next to u also yawns??
A) he's not yawning...he's pretending to yawn so as to not hurt yr feelings when he's trying hard to avoid the gust of bad breath from u...




or maybe hes showing u tht there are ppl who smell worse than u in order to make u shut up :? :?
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by romu » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:41 pm

rock_26iin wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:Q)why is it tht when ur yawning, the person next to u also yawns??
A) he's not yawning...he's pretending to yawn so as to not hurt yr feelings when he's trying hard to avoid the gust of bad breath from u...


or maybe hes showing u tht there are ppl who smell worse than u in order to make u shut up :? :?






Did the above post make any sense to yanyboody?

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by asli_badmash » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:46 pm

romu wrote:Did the above post make any sense to yanyboody?
:roll:
Does this thread make sense to you Romu?
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Re: ...

by romu » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:47 pm

asli_badmash wrote:
romu wrote:Did the above post make any sense to yanyboody?
:roll:
Does this thread make sense to you Romu?




Why is asli ji asking me this?
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by asli_badmash » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:48 pm

azazel wrote:Q)can women with implants breast-feed infants?
Mera Ans/Q:Do women with implants make babies ?
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by rock_26iin » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:48 pm

romu wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:
romu wrote:Did the above post make any sense to yanyboody?
:roll:
Does this thread make sense to you Romu?


Why is asli ji asking me this?




because this thread is solely for the purpose of asking questions :roll:
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Re: ...

by asli_badmash » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:50 pm

romu wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:
romu wrote:Did the above post make any sense to yanyboody?
:roll:
Does this thread make sense to you Romu?

Why is asli ji asking me this?
Why does romu keep asking the wrong questions?



PS: I think I am having fun answering questions with questions and in turn posing a question. There is a game the guys on "Who's line is it" (Drew Carey et al) play. Its fun.
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by rock_26iin » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:52 pm

asli_badmash wrote:
romu wrote:
asli_badmash wrote:
romu wrote:Did the above post make any sense to yanyboody?
:roll:
Does this thread make sense to you Romu?

Why is asli ji asking me this?
Why does romu keep asking the wrong questions?

PS: I think I am having fun answering questions with questions and in turn posing a question. There is a game the guys on "Who's line is it" (Drew Carey et al) play. Its fun.




u watch who's line too? (joins the crowd :lol:)
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