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by coolhewk » Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:17 pm

Good kottchen (question)

In one remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the mahabharat katha to a class. he is at the 'krishn janm' part of it.

Masterji: bachcho, Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th

child is goin to kill him. he was furious.so he ordered to put

vasudev n devki behind the bars.

First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning second one is born and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak third one is born...

Now Ramu who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand, masterji

(sounding nervous n confused).... Ramu bete, whole of India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come u have one?

Ramu Beta: masterji, if Kansa knew that devaki's 8th child was

goin to kill him, why the hell did he put vasudev & devaki in same cell??
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:21 pm

u shud've put it in the Humor thread yaar...:roll:
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by azazel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:51 pm

instead of leeting this thread languish in obscurity, looking at the thread name, lets make this a kinda FAQ thread..



ask any question to the FH junta on any topic, mebbe ull get the answers to Qs tht have been troubling u for a long time.. :twisted:



Q) one of the innumerable nuances of the English language. when u refer to ur cousins ur not supposed to say 'cuz bro' , 'cuz sis' .. just cousin.. so, how does the person ur telling this knw if its a guy/girl ur talking about?!?!



kinda dumb.. but, there needs to be a start.. answer or ask away....
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by Red Combat » Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:11 pm

Mera Kochchen : Who let the dogs out ?



PS: There used to be another term - Chota Kochchen - came during the movie Chota Chethan.
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:18 pm

Red Combat wrote:Mera Kochchen : Who let the dogs out ?
Mera Answer: I DID.....:twisted:
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by Red Combat » Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:23 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Red Combat wrote:Mera Kochchen : Who let the dogs out ?
Mera Answer: I DID.....:twisted:
Mera Next Kochchen : Where is the Dog now ?
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by Hitch-hiker » Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:26 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Red Combat wrote:Mera Kochchen : Who let the dogs out ?
Mera Answer: I DID.....:twisted:


bhai-log .. yeh Q to Baha Men bhi kitne saalon se pooch rahein hain....CAD ..since you have taken moral responsibility for this .. it only makes sense to announce that to the world so tht the gang who call themselves BahaMen can call it Quits at last :twisted:
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:37 pm

Hitch-hiker wrote:bhai-log .. yeh Q to Baha Men bhi kitne saalon se pooch rahein hain....CAD ..since you have taken moral responsibility for this .. it only makes sense to announce that to the world so tht the gang who call themselves BahaMen can call it Quits at last :twisted:
no...coz i paid them to take responsibility for it. i wanted to avoid being sued by neighbors who were badly bitten by the dogs...
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by rock_26iin » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:26 pm

mera Q:If u take an Oriental person, spin him round n round, does he become dis-Oriented??
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:41 pm

Red Combat wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
Red Combat wrote:Mera Kochchen : Who let the dogs out ?
Mera Answer: I DID.....:twisted:
Mera Next Kochchen : Where is the Dog now ?
MCH pakadke le gayi....:(
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:44 pm

rock_26iin wrote:mera Q:If u take an Oriental person, spin him round n round, does he become dis-Oriented??
mera A: no, he changes his Orientation and becomes Raj :twisted:
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by rock_26iin » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:45 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:mera Q:If u take an Oriental person, spin him round n round, does he become dis-Oriented??
mera A: no, he changes his Orientation and becomes Raj :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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by Red Combat » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:46 pm

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rock_26iin wrote:mera Q:If u take an Oriental person, spin him round n round, does he become dis-Oriented??
mera A: no, he changes his Orientation and becomes Raj :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

rof :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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by rock_26iin » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:49 pm

lo ek aur Q: anda pehle aaya ya murgi??? (one of the oldest :roll: )
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by Red Combat » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:53 pm

Mera Q: CAD bhai, have you assumed the sole responsibility of responding to all questions on this thread ? 8)
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:04 pm

rock_26iin wrote:lo ek aur Q: anda pehle aaya ya murgi??? (one of the oldest :roll: )
neither of them. the Rooster came first, which is why the hen is really pissed off since last night....
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:04 pm

Red Combat wrote:Mera Q: CAD bhai, have you assumed the sole responsibility of responding to all questions on this thread ? 8)
Mera A: mera wisdom share karna mera kartavya hai... 8)
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by The Crackednut » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:25 pm

Yes... and Mera Q:


WHO HAS MY CELLPHONE???? :evil:
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by Red Combat » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:28 pm

The Crackednut wrote:Yes... and Mera Q:

WHO HAS MY CELLPHONE???? :evil:
Mera $0.02 worth of answer: Whoever found it.



CAD Bhai can enlighten us more on this
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:28 pm

The Crackednut wrote:Yes... and Mera Q:

WHO HAS MY CELLPHONE???? :evil:
Mera A: the guy who stole it...
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by rock_26iin » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:36 pm

The Crackednut wrote:Yes... and Mera Q:

WHO HAS MY CELLPHONE???? :evil:




mera ans: Not me



*quickly hides the numerous cell phones in his possession*
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by Lucifer » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:37 pm

Why would anyone let his cellphone be stolen? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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by Red Combat » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:38 pm

Lucifer wrote:Why would anyone let his cellphone be stolen? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mera A : Cos he is The CrackeNut



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by Jaan » Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:31 pm

Mera [serious] Q: Does anyone have a solution for playing .DAT files? I have this VCD movie in .DAT format, cannot play it because I do not have the program for it. Usually I play the VCDs in Real/Windows/Ace DivX etc. Any helpful ideas?

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by asli_badmash » Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:35 pm

Jaan wrote:Mera [serious] Q: Does anyone have a solution for playing .DAT files? I have this VCD movie in .DAT format, cannot play it because I do not have the program for it. Usually I play the VCDs in Real/Windows/Ace DivX etc. Any helpful ideas?

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Mera Answer: Try using the Window Media Player(WMP). Drag & Drop in WMP and you should be fine. The WMP knows how to parse .DAT VCD files. :D

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