In the Name of Satan, Lucifer and the Devil...

[Jaan]

For all those who are fascinated by the other side. Their rules:
[Special shoutout to all the FH lords and the "other" lords]

Jaan





The TEN Commandments:



1) You shall forsake God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit and kneel and worship at my altars of:

False Religion, Religious Indifference, Pride, Power, Atheism, Socialism, Greed, Materialism, Moral Relativism, Political Correctness, Secular Humanism, Envy, Darwinism, Superstition, Narcissism, Tolerance, Racism, Idolatry, Radical Feminism, Apostasy, Heresy, Hedonism, Perversion, Despair, Sloth, Anger, Presumption, and of course my personal favorite - Death.





2) You shall blaspheme Christ, deny his divinity, and denounce his One Holy Roman Catholic Church, but you shall never condemn my advocates such as:

Playboy and those that traffic in pornography.

MTV and those who influence the youth to follow me.

National Organization of Women and radical feminism.

Hollywood's promotion of immorality and the culture of death.

Catholic politicians that have sold out and vote for my agenda.

The homosexual movement and my minions that advance it.

The ACLU's unrelenting crusade against decency and God.

Planned Parenthood and those who murder the unborn.

The mass media and it's bias toward my sentiments.

All who abandon, pervert, or fight against Catholicism



3) You shall remember that the Sabbath is not for attending the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass but is for pleasure, work, and consumerism.





4) You shall despise, defy, and ignore your parents and when they get aged and sick you shall abandon or euthanize them. Mary, the Virgin Mother of God and Spiritual Mother of Christ's followers, shall be ridiculed, reviled, repudiated, and neglected.





5) You shall make a culture of death. Warfare, suicide, genocide, and homicide shall be perpetrated. New life shall be devalued and seen as a pestilence upon mankind that must be prevented or slain by any means possible. The aged, the sick, the physically handicapped, and the mentally ill shall be eliminated.





6) You shall approve and extol every abomination that blasphemes the sacrament of marriage.

Adultery, Divorce and Remarriage, Fornication, Cohabitation, Contraception, Sterilization, In Vitro Fertilization, Surrogate Motherhood, Sodomy, Same Sex Marriage, Homosexuality, Incest, Pornography, Prostitution, Bestiality, and Masturbation.





7) Stealing shall become epidemic. The Catholic faith shall be stolen from you and your family by my advocates that twist and distort Christ's teachings. You shall allow your children's innocence to be taken from them as they are instructed in schools infected with moral relativism, seduced in sex education classes that accept my convictions, or just as they sit mindlessly before my pulpit, the television.





8 ) Lying shall become a way of life. You shall slander your fellow man and gossip about his sins. You shall flatter people insincerely and judge others rashly.





9) You shall covet your neighbors wife and see every woman as a mere object of pleasure. You shall entertain impure thoughts and desires. X-rated and immodest entertainment shall consume you. Adultery shall become your fantasy and eventually your reality.





10) You shall covet what belongs to another. You shall refuse to be content with what you have and will use every means at your disposal to obtain the wealth, power, and material goods of another.

[CtrlAltDel]

For all those who are fascinated by the other side. Their rules:
[Special shoutout to all the FH lords and the "other" lords]

Jaan

9) You shall covet your neighbors wife and see every woman as a mere object of pleasure. You shall entertain impure thoughts and desires. X-rated and immodest entertainment shall consume you. Adultery shall become your fantasy and eventually your reality.


10) You shall covet what belongs to another. You shall refuse to be content with what you have and will use every means at your disposal to obtain the wealth, power, and material goods of another.

thanQ Jaan....cud i pick just the above two points to follow....

[Jaan]

thanQ Jaan....cud i pick just the above two points to follow....

Of course, its not my call though...I am sure you can do no good



Jaan

[azazel]

aaah.. these idiotic satanists.. wannabes i tell ya.. whrz the Lucifer??

wanna knw from Him, is this sh*t what u go arnd preaching??

[Lucifer]

No Azazel. I do not go around preaching what Jaan said. These are strictly her, and only her, commandments. I have only one:



Thou shalt do whatever it takes to make thyself happy.



That about encompasses all those ten that Jaan mentioned plus a few others that she did not. Why complicate things when just one commandment suffices?

[asli_badmash]

Thou shalt do whatever it takes to make thyself happy.

TRUE.. TRUE...

~badmash~

[Lucifer]

TRUE.. TRUE...
~badmash~

Of course... The devil only speaketh the truth - when he is not lying.

[LOJ]

Thou shalt do whatever it takes to make thyself happy.

Good to see the devil talking about HAPPINESS

[CtrlAltDel]

Thou shalt do whatever it takes to make thyself happy.

hail the TRUE LORD....

[Jaan]

These are strictly her, and only her, commandments.

You show your true colors, pinning all this on me...what is that they say, "the greatest trick the devil did was make everyone believe that he doesnt exist."



uh, from usual suspects?



Jaan

[Lucifer]

You are wrong about that one, Jaan. The devil never made people think that he does not exist. God did that. He is so insecure, you know - always thinks that the devil can usurp him at any time.

[azazel]

Thou shalt do whatever it takes to make thyself happy.

*amen*



n Jaan, the quote from Usual Suspects is : The greatest trick the devil pulled off was convincing the world he doesnt exist[i think..]