you're the producer of a new Bond film...

[marko]

There will never be a truely inovative Bond movie made again (if there ever was one), its too constrained by the expectations of the audience. It'll always have a bad guy, a babe, and lots of gadgets. and smart-arse quips from James, of course. and a car/boat/plane/chopper chase.





So how would you go about making a shot at it? I've heard suggestions like have Tarrintino direct it, set it in the 50's, etc. any other ideas?

[CtrlAltDel]

...or a sci-fi Bond, set in the future....?

[CtrlAltDel]

...set it in the 50's...

a period Bond movie wud be a good idea....how abt earlier than 50s...say Bond fighting Nazis?

[Vulcan]

The best way to make Bond seem different without compromising on his trademark image (a wisecracking, aging, but invincible, hero) is to Tollywoodize him. Excusing the crass factor in that word, we really can bring in some serious meat into the movie. Creates room for innumerable permutations and combinations. Here are a few examples:









Example 1:



Voluptous lady, skin-dipping in a two-piece: "So, James, what was that prized family possession of yours that you wanted to show me in private?" *bat**bat**bat*

James: "come closer, but beware, it's sorta large."

Voluptuous lady: "Oh.... James..."

James: "Tassadiyya, here it is!" Quickly removes from under his dhoti a fat yellow thread.

Voluptuous lady: "Oh, kinky devil, you."

James: "What kinky, ni bondha! This is the same sacred thread my grandfather tied to my grandmother. My father then used it to marry my mother. Now I shall tie it to you to marry you."

Voluptuous lady: Now completely covered from head to toe except her lips - it's hard to make out dialogues when lips are also covered, but no lipstick anyway. "Oh, you are my ultimate man, James. I will be your wife for the next 7 lives."







Example 2:



Villain, with a diabolical scheme to takeover the world, after seeing Bond in his hideout: "How dare you enter my den, Mr. Bond? You think you can beat me here?"

James: Thunderously slapping his thigh and fiercely twisting his moustache, thus setting off, accidentally, his moustache tear gas and his thigh sling-shot. Ouch! "I came to your continent. I came to your region. I came to your country. I came to your city. I came to your area. I came to your hideout. I came to your room. Now, if you think I came all this way to french kiss you, wake up and smell my crumpled suit. So many visas, all the jetlag, the passports, the customs, sheeesh! Do you know that I've been sleeping for the past 14 years because I didn't know if it was night or day due to time difference?

Villain: *shiver**shiver*







Example 3:



Voluptuous lady #2: Starts singing and dancing as soon as she sees James. "Day before yesterday an ant bit me. Yesterday an ant bit me. Again it's biting me. As I'm screaming at it, it still keeps biting me, what the hell should I do, dude?"

James: Giggling and feeling proud of his new brand promotions(Chandana Brothers, Parachute Oil etc.) - "If it bit you the day before and yesterday, how much, girl, does it love you? Who knows what sweet stuff you've hidden where..."





Etc.

[Smocking Rock]

Anybody heard this latest news, Eric Bana is our new James Bond for future JB movies...

[azazel]

this maybe a bit too radical but.. what if Bond was black??

Samuel L. Jackson for the role plz.. n its the bluddy new milennium, make it an 'R' rated one plz.. atleast, the corny lines will go

[CtrlAltDel]

.. what if Bond was black??
Samuel L. Jackson for the role plz..

...or

Chinese....Chow Yun Fat ?.......or as discussed b4, Indian....

[azazel]

Chinese....Chow Yun Fat ?.......or as discussed b4, Indian....

the only problem would be the Brit accent in tht case, remember he'll still be on Her Majesty's Secret Service

[akhilis2cool]

how abt a bond movie with bond reincarnation plot.....pichle janam ka badla is janam mein loonga kuuttttteeeee