Too Dirrrty in Hyd

[SimarikSmokin]

Hi i just have a couple of questions i know alot of people would agree too. I don't know why but guys always start spamming with Dirty topics. They are one male and one female one who is a kin to me, always spamming with dirrrty topics ( dirty talk i mean wayyy dirty talk). I mean i come on this board for some entertainment but leave feeling like i viewed a Porno Flick. This board is for people to have fun and meet their unknown relatives or make friends. I start one funny topics but they end up with gross i -don't- wanna -know -topics till i am happily married topics. If you guys want to talk about your secret fantasies or how many girls you were with please talk it on yahoo. I am positive alot of people will agree with me.



Peace

[-:-PhAT-:-]

soooo tru...

m w/ya...



***Deeper than the ocean..And wider than any sea..You make me feel high like heaven..its more than a dream come true..To me your like the sun brightin my day..Happy ending of any story***

[SimarikSmokin]

See i knew alot some one would agree, because i am 19 and will be 20 in 3 months! yay! but anyhow the point is stop spamming with dirty thongs topics, or just plain nonsense

[Bimbette]

Hey SS, I know what you mean.



The DBs give people the license to post anything and get away with it. For people like us who come back every now and then for some laughs/to contribute our 2 pence/to learn to look at things from another person's perspective, it sure does irk sometimes. But remember, it takes all kinds to make the world. Ignoring topics such as those will give them a silent burial.

[SimarikSmokin]

I know what you mean, but you also have to think that they are some young people for me for example i am still young i don't want to know certain things that married do, if i ignore i would still be thinking and would want to check it out, but howver i don't but some how its still ends up somewhere where you might put a funny post. But i am just letting everyone know i don't apprectiate topics like that. i might not be the Mods here but if i were i would take that out, if you want to talk about that talk when you meet, or on chat.

[asli_badmash]

So true.. I mean.. all that stuff is so immature..



There is a time and place for everything! Kahin bhi...Kahin bhi.. shuru ho jate hain...



Ask my Catholic soul. It already feels dirty. GOD save me from the sin! I shall go to church and say 5000 hail Mary's.. do 99 rakat special namaz.. take 100 Ganaga dip's before I feel like myself again.



~badmash~

[Aquarian81]

For some on the board, its entertainment. If you dont like it, or get it, ignore it.

[The Rainmaker]

i think some amount of fun is alright. playing with words.. puns.. anything which isnt directly suggestive or offensive to people. but not Explicit words and not in serious threads where we discuss issues.

[Lucifer]

*phew*

Never been rogered as badly as this! People, I haven't even been making regular posts for the last four-five days now. Anyway, got your message, though a little subtlety would have been nice.

[CtrlAltDel]

hey...my $0.02 here:

what SS ranting abt is some bit of naughty banter...no vulgar or "dirty" words were used. it all depended on how the reader understood things that were posted. if SS really didnt know about Bird, Bees n their activities (dont-wanna-know-till-i am-happily-married stuff), she wudn't have understood what was going on.

i understand SS and many others were embarassed by the innuendo-loaded talk, but it was more like harmless "non-veg" play of words than any explicitly vulgar porn....dont u guys ever talk dirty with friends?

most probably, at least in my case, we wudn't talk such stuff on meeting personally for the first time....

[Lucifer]

You know, CAD, I did not know how to react to this thread the first time I went through it. I mean, when all this was in full swing (a few days ago when we went really berserk), no one batted an eyelid until MM. Then all was quiet. What I fail to understand is why now when we don't even do it?



It is not like we only spoke of such things. Mostly we restricted ourselves to threads that were miles long - there really is not much discussion left on those anyway.



There will always be issues that please some and displease some. A lot of members on the boards did not find them offensive. Some even saw the humour in it. A few were offended. Does that mean we should only discuss stuff that offends none? Is that really possible?



For instance, SS has a problem with people who eat pork. Does that mean all of us who do should not mention it at all or even claim to not eat it? How does one decide where to draw the line? At any rate, of the issue she raised, haven't we already drawn the line there?



Neither am I justifying anything nor is this meant as a scathing personal attack. I believe we all live in lands where free speech is our constitutional right. And, we are all adults enough to realise that we should not abuse that right.



I do not see why anything apeared pornographic or lewd. It was just simple adult humour. Did we ever in our talks mention anyone else who was not a part of that discussion? We just used a public forum thinking that it will all be taken in good spirit.



May be we were wrong. May be we were not. But, we had no intent of offending anyone.

[SimarikSmokin]

Ok now i am being hated it doesn't matter to me because you can't see me or know me personally. However i wrote what i felt, i don't want to hear gross disgusting post so if you say don't come on this site i simply won't.

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

Awwww, take it easy, Simarak! If every person here who ever had anyone differ with him on something on these forums left, there'd be no one left on these forums . Plus, why should YOU leave if someone says you should? Will anyone else here leave if YOU tell them to?

[Alexis]

SS, I'd take you seriously here if only I was unaware of your shenanigans in real life. Dont act like a prude here on the board cuz you and the rest of those who know you know you are not one, especially yours sisters who know the nitty-gritty of the stuff youve actually done.

Taking offence to stuff said here on the board? Its being said, not done. It all in good humor and in the name of fun.



If the board has become too explicit and vulgar for your all-of-a-sudden Puritan way of thinking, then coming on this site would be blasphemous for you.



And by the way, SS, I wish you'd act and think the same way in real life too. Give that a thought.

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"



I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat

embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"



And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"



What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"



At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"



Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them, "No... I'm a little busy right now!!!"



Then I hear the person say nervously...



"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.



This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.



The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"



The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.



The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."



The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."



That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"



The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"



The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"



The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"



The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!"

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

"In retrospect, I admit it was unwise to try to gain access to my house via the cat flap," Gunther Burpus admitted to reporters in Bremen, Germany. "I suppose that the reason they're called cat flaps, rather than

human flaps, is because they're too small for people, and perhaps I should have realized that."



Burpus, a forty-one year old gardener from Bremen, was relating how he had become trapped in his own front door for two days, after losing his house keys. "I got my head and shoulders through the flap, but became

trapped fast around the waist. At first, it all seemed rather amusing. I sang songs and told myself jokes. But then I wanted to go to the lavatory. I began shouting for help, but my head was in the hallway so my screams were muffled.



"After a few hours, a group of students approached me but, instead of helping, they removed my trousers and pants, painted my buttocks bright blue, and stuck a daffodil between my cheeks. Then they placed a sign

next to me which said 'Germany resurgent, an essay in street art. Please give generously' and left me there.



"People were passing by and, when I asked for help, they just said 'very good! Very clever!' and threw coins into my trousers. No one tried to free me. In fact, I only got free after two days because a dog started licking my private parts and an old woman complained to the police. They came and cut me out, but arrested me as soon as I was freed. Luckily

they've now dropped the charges, and I collected over DM300 in my underpants, so the time wasn't entirely wasted."

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

What retired people do...



Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.



I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out there was an Oak Forest

city cop was writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving an old guy a break?"



He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.



I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse poop.



He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.



This went on for about ten minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.



I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same

result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when other monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.



Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.



Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs an d is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.



After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they

know that's the way it's always been done around here. And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.

[Lucifer]

Ok now i am being hated it doesn't matter to me because you can't see me or know me personally. However i wrote what i felt, i don't want to hear gross disgusting post so if you say don't come on this site i simply won't.

SS, I think you quite misunderstood me. I made it clear that I was not making any scathing attacks. I do not hate you, either. Like you, I also wrote what I felt. I thought of all people you would appreciate that everyone has a right to write what they feel.



You found certain things offensive. You mentioned those. I guess even I can mention what I do not approve of. I am not passing judgement on what you should or should not be offended at. It is your choice. If you do not like what we were discussing, so be it. But, then is it not a little unfair to jump to conclusions that people hate you just because they have expressed an opinion contrary to yours or because they tried to put their point of view across?

[asli_badmash]

whao... I am staying of this one. I could have said what I wanted to. But I dont see a point.

~badmash~

[Alexis]

whao... I am staying of this one. I could have said what I wanted to. But I dont see a point.
~badmash~

No, AB, a penny for your thoughts. Let yourself be heard! I wanna know what you wanted to say.

[Alexis]

whao... I am staying of this one. I could have said what I wanted to. But I dont see a point.
~badmash~

No, AB, a penny for your thoughts. Let yourself be heard! I wanna know what you wanted to say.

I wanna know what you wanna say even if its something against me.

[SimarikSmokin]

Well i won't be coming on this site anymore, since everyone is having a controversy over my "Topics" all the time. But i was makaing a stand for myself and other who might feel the same way, i live in america so i hear and see things that are written here, and when i come on here i expect to hear about something funny or cute. But i mean we are indians i nevr expected this from indians except from the movies. but anyhow Good Luck to ALL.



Peace



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[Alexis]

Umm, ok.....GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!



SS, you know you'll be back *sigh* Why all this drama?