Kis ko GARV hain Salman par .......

[Imran Khan]

With GARV Salman has given another gud performance and i think he has doned with some gud flims in Future , this flim will not stand cos of its weak plot and of Shilpa Shetty ......

But Salman has proved that he shud nt be left in lead of good actors ...well Mujhko Salman par GARV hain

[rabbithole]

[ZC]

salman ki maaaaaaaaaaaaaa







































































































maa ko pranam

[Lucifer]

With GARV Salman has given another gud performance and i think he has doned with some gud flims in Future , this flim will not stand cos of its weak plot and of Shilpa Shetty ......
But Salman has proved that he shud nt be left in lead of good actors ...well Mujhko Salman par GARV hain

Dude, no offence, but you must take a look at your posts before you hit submit. I cannot make out head or tail of what you said.

[rock_26iin]

With GARV Salman has given another gud performance and i think he has doned with some gud flims in Future , this flim will not stand cos of its weak plot and of Shilpa Shetty ......

r u eatukuri's bro by any chance??

[Alexis]

All I gotta say is that Salman is major eye-candy, and whether his movies are hits or flops, I watch them justto drool over him.



Too bad he has such a bad attitude problem though......it would have made him a perfect person without it.

[The Rainmaker]

But Salman has proved that he shud nt be left in lead of good actors ...well Mujhko Salman par GARV hain

salman pe Garv hain? imran, i guess You found him eye-candy as well

[LP]

With GARV Salman has given another gud performance and i think he has doned with some gud flims in Future , this flim will not stand cos of its weak plot and of Shilpa Shetty ......
But Salman has proved that he shud nt be left in lead of good actors ...well Mujhko Salman par GARV hain

Dude, no offence, but you must take a look at your posts before you hit submit. I cannot make out head or tail of what you said.

I second that.

[The Rainmaker]

correction..

But Salman has proved that he shud nt be left in lead of good actors ...well Mujhko Salman par GARV hain

salman pe Garv hain? imran, i guess You also found him to be eye-candy (like alexis)

[asli_badmash]

SALMAN pe GARV sirf salman ko hi hai.



Narcissistic piece of CRAP!



Eye-Candy?? He looks like SHIT.. two day old dried up peice of CRAP floatsam. Dharti par bojh hai SALMAN.



I wonder how these so called ICONS of society get away with MURDER. First salman killed a man and now Bala Krishna shot someone and got away with it. I mean HOW??? If I were to shoot someone. Police would be shoving Bamboos up my ASS! ouch!



~badmash~

[The Rainmaker]

yeah, salman is a sick human being. but thats the way the world works. despite a dozen crimes, now he has what no other man on planet earth has -- katrina kaif.

[asli_badmash]

yeah, salman is a sick human being. but thats the way the world works. despite a dozen crimes, now he has what no other man on planet earth has -- katrina kaif.

Oh....So thats why you are pissed! IS IT ?



Funny thing.. I was talking to my mom about Salman and Katrina Kaif getting togather.... she said the funniest thing... she said "Aiswrya was abused.. its Katrina's trun to get hit now". (In hyderabadi "Aishwraya khub khayi... Aab Katrina ki bari aayi")

[The Rainmaker]

hehehe... such "paagal pottiyaan" they are! why go to a man who's slept with half the film industry... when she could get Anyone!? sheesh.



if salman khan was a woman he'd be labelled wh**e, s**t, pr******, etc. au contraire, he has crores of fans!

[Habitual Perfectionist]

No mention of the black bucks he hunted and got away scotfree?

[The Rainmaker]

i said he's a sick human being and saved myself the trouble of listing out his crimes

[Habitual Perfectionist]

I posed that question to everyone here. One thing that I don't understand is that inspite of everyone I talk to hating Sallu, he still manages hit after hit.

[Alexis]

HP, thats cuz his personal life doesnt effect his histrionics.

He may be a player, an abuser, connected to the Underworld, etc, but that guy can STILL act. And thats all he needs. Plus he looks good. Talent+Looks= a successful career in Bollywood.



His movies pull a good initial too, so everyones happy.

[asli_badmash]

I posed that question to everyone here. One thing that I don't understand is that inspite of everyone I talk to hating Sallu, he still manages hit after hit.

I beg to differ.. The last movie that I think was hit was "Hum apke hain Kaun" by general standards.. thats about it. He sucks in that too!

Yep, the bucks, they are protected species in India. I beleive he still goes to court over that issue. I hope he gets the Chair for that. Or maybe I should be given a GUN and asked to hunt his ASS down in the JUNGLE. Just so he knows what the animal felt like when he shot them in cold blood. I would gladly do it. And I am sure you would too!

~badmash~

[asli_badmash]

but that guy can STILL act. And thats all he needs

et tu brutus!

~badmash~

[The Rainmaker]

LOL@asli_badmash



but alex, salman khans acting is not proportional to the masses he brings to the theatres. its all about the Looks!!



for me, his acting would probably fetch a 4 or 5 on the bollywood scale.



my "bolllywood scale"

amitabh of the 70's and 80's takes a 10/10

om puri, paresh : 9

aamir, ajay : 8

hritik, saif : 7

[Habitual Perfectionist]

AB.....I'd surely love to shoot his balls with a shotgun. But that's besides the point. A small correction in your post. Last year, his Tere Naam was declared a hit too.



Alexis....he looks good. As for talent, all he does is sleepwalk in front of the camera. His face never has any expression (he looks stoned on my specially treated weed); his dialogue delivery is pathetic (even worse than Krishan Kumar - remember that one?) and he bares at teh drop of a broomstraw.

[The Rainmaker]

remember that episode of Friends called "The One with the Butt"? in that episode, Joey gets to play a top celebrity's Butt in a movie. but he fails his audition for the part....



our salman khan.... he acts with his bare chest.

[asli_badmash]

remember that episode of Friends called "The One with the Butt"? in that episode, Joey gets to play a top celebrity's Butt in a movie. but he fails his audition for the part....
our salman khan.... he acts with his bare chest.

I think Joey gets to play the butt of Al Pacino. But he fails the part because he tries to show emotion on his butt, while taking a bath.



Our salman... Even a peice of wood shows or has more emotion than SAMLAM. Did you ever see Salman trying to act SAD; he looks constipated! Like he didnt take a shit for days.



~badmash~

[The Rainmaker]

hheheheheh

i saw the trailor of garv where he says

arjun ranawat naam hai mera. main maut ko takiya, aur vardi ko kafan maankar sota hoon.

there's absolutely no hint of acting while he delivers that dialogue, no punch in the way he says it, and his eyes look like he hasnt slept for weeks. (ironically his dialogue says he sleeps with death as his pillow)

[Alexis]

Ok, I can accept that fact. He may not be the best actor around.......and maybe I got blinded by his beauty and was unable to notice him lacking in the acting dept.



Who cares though, he still looks good! Not better than John though, hes number one! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!