A Rendezvous With Jaszalcatraz

[Black Wizard]

We've known him as Jaszalcatraz, Pritam Akkineni, Hellspawn and now as Jawzalcatraz. Excerpts from an interview with the one and only Jaszalcatraz who got his arse kicked by the mods a couple of days ago for Vulgarity and obscenity.





BW- Black Wizard (the interviewer)

Jasz- Jaszalcatraz.







BW: so tell me...how does it feel to be banned?



Jasz: well.....at first I was kinda proud. I did not regret what I had done and still do not. But I feel that I should have exercised restraint. Whatever reasons I have for disliking the three sisters are mine and mine only. There was no need for me to shout out my opinions about people especially when those people were in the vicinity. For that I apologise to the sisters.







BW: kehte hai ki Mods ke haath bohot lambey hote hain...koi comment



Jasz: The Mods did what they had to do. They did good by deleting the posts before the real traffic hit







BW: it looks like you are repenting...are u?



Jasz: I am not sorry for what I said, although I am sorry that I chose to say it. I should've kept quiet







BW: how does it feel to have a differen identity every other day...u know, like jaszalcatraz, hellspawn,pritam akkineni and now jawzalcatraz? is it like living in denial?



Jasz: Its a pain in the ass to sign up everyday since all the questions in the sign-up process are compulsory. Living in denial? No. Living in acceptance of my wrong doings......yes







BW: so u admit u made a mistake and that u are paying dearly for it?



Jasz: I made a mistake in expressing my views out loud. Although the idea is kinda communist.....its what this site needs.







BW: is that what u want? a change in the attitude of the mods?





Jasz: no....like I said.....the site needs this kinda moderation to maintain decorum. Unlike most forums where its usually something specific that binds people, like music, movies, sport, the binding factor on this site is Hyderabad. So flash-points will be common. This kinda moderation is important













BW: do u think the mods took a very harsh decision by banning you (for life- pun intended at the jaszman hehehe)?





CAD: kya interview chal raha hai idhar



*nahi, yahaan hum log cricket khel rahe hain…wtf does it look like?*





BW: yes, i am interviewing the jaszman...*kaise kaise log kaise kaise sawaal poochhte hain yaar…sheesh!*





Jasz: Not at all. Their decision was right. It was even more justified after my blog entry. But I think they should consider my posts as Jawzalcatraz as stand-alone and shouldnt ban this ID too.





CAD: hey welcome back Jasz!







Jasz: ah yes.....having a smaaall interview.....do not interrupt *oye yeh kahan se aagaya?!*





CAD: why do u hate them so much...the 3 sisters







BW: but the mods blocked your previous ids too...what makes u think they wont ban this one?







Jasz: as an answer to CAD question......i shall point him to my blog.....as an answer to BW's here it comes







Aquarian81: Hi Wizard





Jasz: I'm pretty sure they'll ban this ID too......but i request them to not do so







*an infuriated Aqua gets into offensive mode as soon as she sees Jasz!!! This is gonna be fun!*

Aquarian81: why do we have to face all this drama? can we finally hear the end of Jazs' hate?







*A very indifferent Wizzy carries on with the interview*

BW: but you were nasty, outright nasty the other day on SiO...isnt that a little too much to ask for keeping this in mind?







*very rudely interrupting the interview…Wizzy struggles to keep his cool...grrrrrrrr…he succeeds in doing so*

Aquarian81: we dont really care that you dislike us Jaz, but you need to simmer down now.....finally



*A very bluddy pissed off Wizzy*

BW: hey aqua read jasz's shouts...







Jasz: er.....yes......i guess it IS too much to ask for.



*CAD zeroes in on his target*

CAD: hey Aqua dear!







BW: are u going to apologize to the 3 sisters?





Aquarian81: wow Jaz, what a big chore huh?

*abbey yaar…ine phir aagayi! Hopes Aqua will fate away into oblivion!*







*Aquarian being very very judgemental. (KEYWORD: JUDGEMENTAL)

Aquarian81: you are a typical desi man, let me rephrase that: A typical chauvinistic, backward, egotistical man

*that souded like a typical ABCD dialogue. Allah rehem karey*









Jasz: For being obnoxious..... yes......for using nasty words....yes.......but not for choosing to do so





Jasz: thanx aquarian.....now who's passing judgements without knwing the other person.....THAT was the very reason I got banned





Jasz: THIS is why I hate em CADbhai











BW: are u ashamed to go to the FH meet, jasz?



*Jasz starts judging Aquarian too. Yeh kya hai yaro? Clash of civilizations suna tha…yahaan to clash of egos hai…maaki!!!*



Jasz: they have their noses in the air just because they're NRI's







Jasz: No way BW.......if I'm in town I will surely come







Aquarian81: well you were the one who pre-judged us, we all know your true colors and fellings, so thats not called pre-judging

*Hmmm…she does have a point*





Aquarian81: Noses in the air???????????? were freakin dying to get out of this hell hole, I am not an NRI by choice

*Arey will u stop it! Abb gussa aara mereku!!!*



BW: do u think the mods were unfair with Johnny??





*Interrupts yet again…*

Aquarian81: Once Im done with my education, I might even move back to Hyderabad where I belong





*Jasz turn red with fury*

Jasz: uh-oh......i'm slowly getting into CurseFest mode





*Arey I don’t wanna get banned again! Gotta stop the fat bum!*

BW: noooooooooo!!! jasz dont! just keep yer cool!







Aquarian81: BW, Im sure you wouldnt sit back and listen to people hating on you with out a legit reason



*err…no comments madame*



Jasz: They were extremely unfair in banning you and Johnny. Also CrackedNut was completely ignored. His offenses were as bad as yours





*Abey sale Jasz…yeh kya kar diya tune?!?! Yap yap yap*

Aquarian81: Cursefest mood? oooh Im shivering now..............





BW: tell me jasz...once and for all...Y the hell did u do it?







BW: what are your thoughts about CtrlAltDel?







Jasz: simble answer.....I hadnt seen the "nude" movies in a long time....I tried recreating them in my brain.....but stuff got too outta hand. CAD bhai is a tru FullHyderabdi.......he has opinions on everything....knows all the best restaurants and talks to all the nice chicks







Azazel: *bow to me faithfully*



*yeah raaaaaaayt. Morbid Angel ke gaaney ki libne churaakar apni banaaliya…plagiarist dedh hushaar saala!*



BW: ok jasz: what do u have to say about Az,PSD and The Black Wizard?





Jasz: dudes....it stopped raining....me hungry

*Bluddy glutton!*





Jasz: the three are Righteous Dudes.....smart people all of them and each has his own area of specification (music, serial killers and occult)





BW: any opinon on Happy Hyderabadi ?

*eh? Kya? Ho hum…*









Azazel: yahan aap dono yeediots ke alaava aur koi hai??

*arey oh akhalmand! Tu hai na re gadhey!!! Haula saala. Hushaari backfired…bwaahahaha!*





BW: teesre idiot aap hai na Az







*Saala phasaadiya!!! Kya karoon?*

Azazel: main to hoon..







Jasz: HH saar is like the wise man who watches over us all. He gives us pearls so pregnant with meaning and makes our life seem colourful again.









Azazel: there's tears in my eyes after readin tht !

*yeah…raaaaaayt!*





BW: colorful or tooooo friggin' loud?





*Gotta be careful Jaszboi!*

Jasz: since i'm trying to win over the members of FH....i'll say "colourful"







BW:last question...everyone is dying to know, will the Jaszman ever give up?





*With absolute conviction*

Jasz: Hell No





ok....now can meet and goto prince pleez *Arey, BW bhook lagri re!!!*





BW: Thats it jaszalcatraz a.k.a. hellspawn a.k.a. pritam akkineni... hope u dont get yer arse by the mods again…

[Jaszalcatraz]

Sniff sniff......what great honest answers.



Now if only other reporters were so faithful and did not distort the facts.

[SimarikSmokin]

Well i don't forgive you johnny, black wizard, or Jaz so now what you will start rumours about us?? or start crap about us??? if you do i wouldn't care because that shows how low you really are.

[Jaszalcatraz]

I ask you......nay BEG you......to get outta my face. I shall never tread on your territory and expect the same from you.

And it seems to me that you are begging for me to start a rumor so that I get banned again...

[Jaszalcatraz]

Being totally and completely smitten by you SS, I hope you forgive me and we could be friends.

[black wizard]

ho boy

[SimarikSmokin]

let me sleep on it ok?

[Habitual Perfectionist]

your sig

and I was wondering why you're moving around FH with stones in your hands.

[Aquarian81]

*abbey yaar…ine phir aagayi! Hopes Aqua will fate away into oblivion!*



What on earth is that supposed to mean?? Can I just let it be known that I BARELY ever come on this board, I have a job and I am a full-time student. I maybe come on 2-3 times a week, so why am I being hated on left and right by people I never even knew?? Maybe if a reason for all this drama was given, it wouldve saved a lot of time and anger.

[SimarikSmokin]

Whats going on ????whos picking on my sister???

[Stingrae]

**stingrae walks into to see BW the sissy still whining that jasz got banned**



ppls...meaning...bw,jasz n johnny...GROW UP!!!

man...you sound so immature, jus coz u got BANNED from a friggin public forum...haven't ever been part of a DB before?

Bannings are commonplace....the mods here are some of the most laidback mods i've ever come across....geez.

stop crying...n stop bloggin...n stop boastin 'bout it...



"look at me! i got BANNED! ain't i the coolest?"



kya hain kii...ditch...sorry for bein d uncle around here....

[black wizard]

*abbey yaar…ine phir aagayi! Hopes Aqua will fate away into oblivion!*

What on earth is that supposed to mean?? Can I just let it be known that I BARELY ever come on this board, I have a job and I am a full-time student. I maybe come on 2-3 times a week, so why am I being hated on left and right by people I never even knew?? Maybe if a reason for all this drama was given, it wouldve saved a lot of time and anger.

fades *

[black wizard]

**stingrae walks into to see BW the sissy still whining that jasz got banned**

ppls...meaning...bw,jasz n johnny...GROW UP!!!
man...you sound so immature, jus coz u got BANNED from a friggin public forum...haven't ever been part of a DB before?
Bannings are commonplace....the mods here are some of the most laidback mods i've ever come across....geez.
stop crying...n stop bloggin...n stop boastin 'bout it...

"look at me! i got BANNED! ain't i the coolest?"

kya hain kii...ditch...sorry for bein d uncle around here....

In case u havent read the intrview thingy...Jaszboy did apologise to the sisters. no one is boasting about being banned here, it aint something that we can boast about.



this thread was started to clear things out. who did it and who got blamed for doing it are two different things.

[CtrlAltDel]

ok....purpose served. point made...everythingz back to normal...cud we stop this squabble.......???

[akhilis2cool]

ok....purpose served. point made...everythingz back to normal...cud we stop this squabble.......???

i second dat.....

[cooljack]

ok....purpose served. point made...everythingz back to normal...cud we stop this squabble.......???

do u want me to help u boyy

[SimarikSmokin]

Stingy? do you eat Pork????/ i read somewhere that u are muslim, but u eat eggas stuffed with pork?

[CtrlAltDel]

Stingy? do you eat Pork????/ i read somewhere that u are muslim, but u eat eggas stuffed with pork?

he eats them rare n juicy...remmeber how they eat it in Asterix comix...thats how sting eats it...

why did u bring up his dietary habits here?

[Aquarian81]

CAD, consider yourself lucky, to be alive after consuming Rare Pork. It is so dangerours that America has made it illegal to serve any Pork dish that has been cooked under a 190 degrees. Don't stop eating what you like just be careful, it causes severe Nerve Damage, and usually Death.

[CtrlAltDel]

CAD, consider yourself lucky, to be alive after consuming Rare Pork.

i dont eat pork...whatever gave u the idea...

It is so dangerours that America has made it illegal to serve any Pork dish that has been cooked under a 190 degrees. Don't stop eating what you like just be careful, it causes severe Nerve Damage, and usually Death.

i know...Tape Worm

[The Rainmaker]

But there have been deaths due to eating Chicken (bird flu) and Beef (mad cow disease) as well....

[Alexis]

Eating undercooked chicken is just as bad. And beef products from cows stricken with Mad Cow disease will definitely prove fatal, if consumed.



SS, CAD didnt say he ate pork. That was Stingrae.

[Lucifer]

Do people here have a problem wih pork?

[Alexis]

I dont know, Lucy

But do you eat pork?

[Lucifer]

I dont know, Lucy
But do you eat pork?

Would it be a problem if I did?