Bloppers

[rock_26iin]

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.



Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well, well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways. Since when did they start flying to the US?



Raja Hindustani: Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. After tying the knot, she acquires waist-length hair overnight. What a hair-raising experience!

[asli_badmash]

In the movie Raaz when the guy has an accident the board at the hospital says 'Department Of Neurology' but in the OT he is being operated on the stomach!! I didnt know those two departments were interchangable!!

His Nerves were in his GUTS! Zimple!

~badmash~

[rock_26iin]

In the movie Raaz when the guy has an accident the board at the hospital says 'Department Of Neurology' but in the OT he is being operated on the stomach!! I didnt know those two departments were interchangable!!

His Nerves were in his GUTS! Zimple!
~badmash~

u mean his neurons. There are already nerves in the guts but not neurons!!!



I paid attention 1nce in Bio class

[SimarikSmokin]

i want to be a special user or cool hyderabadi! wahhhhhh not fair! anyhow i finally scanned my pic

[Major TP]

In hum tum they go back 9 yrs ago before the sept 11th thing how come they didn't show twin cities.

Twin cities boleto apna Hyderabad-Secundrabad nahin?! ... Why they lived here kay 9 years pehle .... i'm not getting cnnection



Oh wait its a blooper right ..you meant to type 'twin towers' ... koi baat naihin galtiyan insaan se hoti hain

[SimarikSmokin]

that was a good one! i am trying to find some more! Oh in kal ho na ho saif ali khan is a cheap skate, and won't buy this girl a ring for 10,000 but he can afford a Louis Vuitton Suitcase?

[Alexis]

Such irony, dontcha think Reshma? You made a thread about Bloopers, but you made a blooper yourself with the "twin cities" thing!!!



You make me laugh.

[Adonis]

i want to be a special user or cool hyderabadi! wahhhhhh not fair! anyhow i finally scanned my pic

is that pic for me !!!!

[azazel]

i dun see how one can actually see these movies with their brain switched on.. bloopers r fun to point out in good movies man.. the movies under discussion so far are huge bloopers themselves..

[SimarikSmokin]

Hey azazel is that you pic as ur avatar???? and yes to who asked me if my pic was theirs. Ummmm here is another blopper actually i am just asking How come whenever a guy in a movie supposedly goes to london, or new york to study they don't have an accent??

[SimarikSmokin]

whenever my sisters need something from me they call me "RESHU" which i hate i like resh, resham, but not RESHU!

[romu]

They are MOVIES for god's sake!!!!





They are supposed to be blooperfull!Go watch documentaries or something,if ye wannt facts.

[Alexis]

They are MOVIES for god's sake!!!!


They are supposed to be blooperfull!Go watch documentaries or something,if ye wannt facts.

Hollywood movies are quite blooper-free. Indians need to learn to make realistic movies.



And what I hate about Indian movies is that whenever the hero or heroine go abroad, its either New York, London, New Zealand, or Switzerland.

[romu]

They are MOVIES for god's sake!!!!


They are supposed to be blooperfull!Go watch documentaries or something,if ye wannt facts.

Hollywood movies are quite blooper-free. Indians need to learn to make realistic movies.

And what I hate about Indian movies is that whenever the hero or heroine go abroad, its either New York, London, New Zealand, or Switzerland.

That is what sells in india.!The Local junta loves to see their "hero", frolic around with his girl in exotic locations..!!!!

[Habitual Perfectionist]

Hollywood movies are quite blooper-free. Indians need to learn to make realistic movies.

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.



2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.



3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.



4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.



5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.



6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.



7. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.



8. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.



9. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.



11. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.



12. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.



13. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.)



14. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.



15. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.



16. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.



17. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.



18. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.



19. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.



20. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

[romu]

OTFLMAO!!









HP ji has a point there!

[CtrlAltDel]

And what I hate about Indian movies is that whenever the hero or heroine go abroad, its either New York, London, New Zealand, or Switzerland.

....and almost always, Hindi film heros/heroines are Punjabis...and always do a sick bhangra number that sounds like n-other bhangra numbers...

[rock_26iin]

And what I hate about Indian movies is that whenever the hero or heroine go abroad, its either New York, London, New Zealand, or Switzerland.

....and almost always, Hindi film heros/heroines are Punjabis...and always do a sick bhangra number that sounds like n-other bhangra numbers...

true true.



1 thing with bollywood : if sum1 starts sumthin diff every1 jumps onto the bandwagon. No creativity!!

[Aquarian81]

In Charlie's Angels, When the Angels are fighting the "Creepy Thin Man," right before Drew Barrymore lifts up Lucy Liu to spin her around and kick the thin man, to get Lucy's attention, Drew hollers out "Lucy!" even though Lucy Liu's character's name is "Alex."

[SimarikSmokin]

When Aish and Ajay are robbed, Aish gets shot on her neck...in the next scene in teh hospital, there is no sign of any bandage on her neck!



in Josh The movie is set in the early 80's. So how come the person who comes to buy the property is driving a 90's Mercedes Benz



In the movie Aishwarya Rai came into the cake shop and ordered a Rainbow cake with 7 colors. So how come she only said only 6 colors



Just after 'Shava Shava', Amitabh starts to sing 'Aati Kya Khandala' to Jaya, but this is set ten years before the present, so that would make it some years before Ghulam was even made!



Hrithik is in red Ferarri car when he's behind Kareena and her friends at their college. Then, he's shown driving a Mercedes convertible. How come SRK & Kajol aren't suspicious of him having two costly cars (he sure has to park his car at SRK's house if he's staying there as guest). Also, no one's is bothered to know about his wealthy family back in India.



When Hrithik calls home to speak to his parents for the first time from SRK's house in London. SRK then redicules saying 'long distance call'. How come SRK doesn't check for the 'long distance call' on the mothly phone bill to see that the call was made to India at their own parent's house. OR did the phone number changed for a big palacial house over the years.

[Stingrae]

that is some weird sh!t....

[Alexis]

Those are Indian movies for ya. Oh well.