Thin is in, or is it?

[Alexis]

No shes not anymore! Christina gained weight because of birth control pills and she likes the way she looks now. On the Ellen Degeneres Show not too long ago, she was on. She looked gorgeous. Shes not fat by any means now, she healthy looking. She said she wants to keep her new look because so many fans idolize celebs and ape everything they do, eat, go, how they look, etc.



Christina is keeping it real. I love her music and her un-hypocritical-ness.

[asli_badmash]

Christina gained weight because of birth control pills and she likes the way she looks now.

Christina is keeping it real. I love her music and her un-hypocritical-ness.

Keeping it REAL! By using birth control pills to gain weight. I seem to have missed something !



She uses birth control pills to have unprotected sex and prevent pregnancy. And as a side effect she becomes HEALTHY. So whats the message.. "Its OK to have birth control pills.. you not only dont become pregnant.. you become healty too"... Wow



Whatever happened to simple MILK shake and Bananna routine.



I become fat on AIR too... All tha calories air has. Sheesh..



~badmash~

[CtrlAltDel]

Whatever happened to simple MILK shake and Bananna routine.

:lol: 'Milk Shake' n 'Banana' are still used Badmash, except its no longer the same 'Milk Shake' or 'Banana' our parents introduced us to...

[asli_badmash]

Whatever happened to simple MILK shake and Bananna routine.

:lol: 'Milk Shake' n 'Banana' are still used Badmash, except its no longer the same 'Milk Shake' or 'Banana' our parents introduced us to...

Alexis: I digress... Basically I hate Christina. I dont know why?



Katreena Kaif is not hot... and I speak the truth.



I dont like it when woman tend to accumulate fat on the outer portion of the thigh.. just where the ass meets the thigh. I mean damn. Changes everything. Did you see Rani Mukharjee in jeans ... she should never wear jeans.



Woman is a thing of beauty. The curves, the structure.. mmm.. mmmm.. God spent all his time making her.. and man was made from spare parts.



36-24-36.. is the combination to my lock. Opens everything...



CAD: dude.. There are kids on the board. I knew that was coming though..



~badmash~

[Johnny]

Alexis: I digress... Basically I hate Christina. I dont know why?

Katreena Kaif is not hot... and I speak the truth.

Exactly Katrina kaif is not HOT... i second u asli...

And christina's music sucks..

[asli_badmash]

I like the two dimples that form on a woman's back.



Just above the ass. That happens only when the woman has a nice round bootyliscious ass. Sweet!



~badmash~

[Alexis]

Christina gained weight because of birth control pills and she likes the way she looks now.

Christina is keeping it real. I love her music and her un-hypocritical-ness.

Keeping it REAL! By using birth control pills to gain weight. I seem to have missed something !

She uses birth control pills to have unprotected sex and prevent pregnancy. And as a side effect she becomes HEALTHY. So whats the message.. "Its OK to have birth control pills.. you not only dont become pregnant.. you become healty too"... Wow

Whatever happened to simple MILK shake and Bananna routine.

I become fat on AIR too... All tha calories air has. Sheesh..

~badmash~

Ok, first of all---She didnt say she took those pills to gain weight. She uses those pills for the obvious reasons. Whats good about that is, shes encouraging safe sex. And by safe sex, I mean, the way to do it so you dont get pregnant.

Face it, girls all over are having sex before marriage, and getting pregnant and also giving birth to the unexpected kids. Whats better than practicing and preaching safe sex?



Then shes gained this weight on account of the pills, and instead of starving herself, shes decided to accept it and show her fans its ok to look less than perfect.



I love her music and I think she has an amazing voice. Her lyrics actually have meaning.

As an aside, Im a true Britney-hater.

[asli_badmash]

Then shes gained this weight on account of the pills, and instead of starving herself, shes decided to accept it and show her fans its ok to look less than perfect.

As an aside, Im a true Britney-hater.

Got your point!



True dat.. Britney sucks-ass (Not literally!). But she has the stage presence that none command. Christina should not resort to gimmicks. Her voice is good enough for her to survive any Britany-oops-I-am-married-again-Spears or Jessica-Tuna-is-sea-chicken-Leche.



~badmash~

[Alexis]

I agree, Badmash. Her voice alone can keep her in the news and on the top. But you know that she works under people, I mean her label and her manager, and stylists, etc. Its not like she decides everything for herself. True, shes the star. But she has to follow certain rules too, set by her label.

And in America, you can sell anything with sex. Cars, toothpaste, yogurt, kitchen utensils, and definitely MUSIC!!!

So if its gimmicks that her label wants to rely on, she'll have to comply.



But I think shes matured a lot. You can tell by the lyrics of her songs and the fact that she isnt always embroiled in some controversy or a 15-second love affair.



And Britney and Jessica Simpson----If I NEVER see or hear them again, it'll be too soon. I despise them.

[Johnny]

What a CACOPHONY Arghhhhhhhhhhh

Britney, chirstina?? and to top it all Jessica simpson too..Grrrrr...



Where r the metal heads.. Wizzy, Azzy? where ru all? Missin u..

[asli_badmash]

And in America, you can sell anything with sex. Cars, toothpaste, yogurt, kitchen utensils, and definitely MUSIC!!!

Sure you can sell everything with sex. Let me try some catch phrases...



Cars - Who needs a Room for sex.

Toothapaste - Makes teeth and mouth clean for ______.

Yogurt - Keeps you fed before, during and after.

Kitchen Utensils - Cant think of any!



But how would you sell a coffin and funeral home, a vaccum cleaner with sex. let me see..



Coffin and funeral home - If you buy from us.. we will get your mom 6-feet under ... so you can get down and under yourself! Wow...



Vaccume cleaner - Get it clean as a Virgin!



Wow.. you sure can sell anything with Sex! [Badmash throws up his hands in air and thinks how he is going to convice mom to buy a new Car.]



~badmash~

[Adonis]

Vaccume cleaner - Get it clean as a Virgin!

u missed the good one think about Vaccum-> Suction -> Man

[CtrlAltDel]

i think Christina A looks sexier n better than Brittney S....she even got genuine boobs for heaven's sake....Britt's is artificial....

About their songs...i dont like most of either, but few numbers/videos featuring CA are smashing....

[Adonis]

errr ...i dont think christina has got genuine boobs...its all silicon valley



but hey i am not complaining !!!>...i dont give a damn if they are genuine or not ....they do their job!!!

[CtrlAltDel]

errr ...i dont think christina has got genuine boobs...its all silicon valley

i dont think so....they dont seem stiff n plastic like...

i am not complaining !!!>...i dont give a damn if they are genuine or not ....they do their job!!!

yeeeeahh...dats the bottom-line...

[ZC]

who cares...lets be practical...........all u need is love, love, love is all u need

[asli_badmash]

who cares...lets be practical...........all u need is love, love, love is all u need

Practical... and love.



Love is the most misunderstood emotion of humans. You think you are in love but you are not. You just want to get into her pants.



One relationship cannot satisfy all your love needs...



That is why I am going to marry four (Islam permits that) women.



1 wife. Love - Pure love no lust.



2 wife. Lust - Like... shut the F up and give me my LOVING types. This wife would be a bombshell.



3 wife. S&M - Leathers.. chains... whips. Exotic types.



4 wife. Just to complete the count. Also so that I keep the others on a tight leash.







~badmash~

[CtrlAltDel]

That is why I am going to marry four (Islam permits that) women.
1 wife. Love - Pure love no lust.
2 wife. Lust - Like... shut the F up and give me my LOVING types. This wife would be a bombshell.
3 wife. S&M - Leathers.. chains... whips. Exotic types.
4 wife. Just to complete the count. Also so that I keep the others on a tight leash.

make sure one of them is a good cook too...esp #1 or #4...n yr made for life maan...!

[CtrlAltDel]

That is why I am going to marry four (Islam permits that) women.
1 wife. Love - Pure love no lust.
2 wife. Lust - Like... shut the F up and give me my LOVING types. This wife would be a bombshell.
3 wife. S&M - Leathers.. chains... whips. Exotic types.
4 wife. Just to complete the count. Also so that I keep the others on a tight leash.

make sure one of them is a good cook too...esp #1 or #4...n yr made for life maan...!

forgot another thing: it wud help if #2 n #3 are BIs........maan a daily orgy....!

[asli_badmash]

That is why I am going to marry four (Islam permits that) women.
1 wife. Love - Pure love no lust.
2 wife. Lust - Like... shut the F up and give me my LOVING types. This wife would be a bombshell.
3 wife. S&M - Leathers.. chains... whips. Exotic types.
4 wife. Just to complete the count. Also so that I keep the others on a tight leash.

make sure one of them is a good cook too...esp #1 or #4...n yr made for life maan...!

forgot another thing: it wud help if #2 n #3 are BIs........maan a daily orgy....!

Orgies are good... Adds spice to life and keeps you healthy...



Men are such dogs...



~badmash~

[CtrlAltDel]

Men are such dogs...

as Lucifer says :Life is a bitch, and u r the luckiest dog around...

[ZC]

who cares...lets be practical...........all u need is love, love, love is all u need

Practical... and love.

Love is the most misunderstood emotion of humans. You think you are in love but you are not. You just want to get into her pants.

One relationship cannot satisfy all your love needs...

That is why I am going to marry four (Islam permits that) women.

1 wife. Love - Pure love no lust.

2 wife. Lust - Like... shut the F up and give me my LOVING types. This wife would be a bombshell.

3 wife. S&M - Leathers.. chains... whips. Exotic types.

4 wife. Just to complete the count. Also so that I keep the others on a tight leash.



~badmash~

Practical:



Love as Sex



not



Love as emotions or feelings

[azazel]

ye kidhar se kidhar chale gaye yaaro???



Celina Jaitley's got a hot bod

[Lucifer]

I shall finally open my account on page 2 of this thread. Since this is about women, and someone mention that God made man with spare parts, being the strict chauvinist that I am I could not let up on the chance to say this:



God made man, he made him out of string

He ran a little over, so he gave him the thing



God made woman, he made her out of lace

He ran a little short, so he left her a little space

[Lucifer]

:lol: 'Milk Shake' n 'Banana' are still used Badmash, except its no longer the same 'Milk Shake' or 'Banana' our parents introduced us to...

Milkshake... Hmm... Reminds me of that Kelis song that scarred me for life. It is called Milkshake and here is how it goes:



My milkshake brings the boys to the bar

And they're like it's better that y'all

Damn right, it's better than y'all

I could teach you but I'd have to charge



That was the day I heard R&B for the first and the last time in my life.