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by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:47 am

Hi question. I thought i was the only one on this board

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:50 am

Im the only one here. :roll:

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:50 am

and i am bored

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:50 am

and i am still bored

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:51 am

5 consecutive posts

by **Question** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:52 am

I am here tooooo

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:52 am

Mere pass definitely insomnia hai :roll:

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:53 am

Man Overboard

Finally some1 to pull me out of the water

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:53 am

My 290th post worth nothing

by **Question** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:55 am

hahah make u r 300 post here it selffff

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:56 am

That is what i am trying 2 do but i dont want 2 hurt the feelings of my fellow spammers again. I bored them enuff 1nce :lol:

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:00 am

How do i make myself funny?? I am a very seriously cynical person. How can i b funny??

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:00 am

My fellow spammers help me out

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:01 am

HELP ME!!!

by **Question** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:01 am

How do YOU make YOUR self funny?

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:01 am

5 posts away. 4 with this one

by **Question** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:02 am

Post soemthing FUNNY for your 300th post

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:04 am

That'll make me funny??

by **Question** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:05 am

maybe...

u have 2 more posts left

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:06 am

Question wrote:maybe... u have 2 more posts left

I'll need 2 think abt my nxt post. Im not very good at thinking. I have 2 come up with something good yaar.

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:08 am

OK here goes :

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"

12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!

by **Question** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:09 am

yahhhhhhhh Rocklin u have reached 300 posts now go open a thread saying u have reached 300

by **rock_26iin** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:10 am

i think i will do that

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