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by Jaszalcatraz » Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:44 pm

Now that's a bad joke............using the "Raj" angle wont make any joke funny.

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by Stingrae » Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:54 pm

The Crackednut wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Mere paas 6 blue underwear hai............
mere red underwear mein 7 ched (holes) hain

Inme se kithne Raj ke hain????? :lol: :lol:




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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Jun 04, 2004 4:28 pm

The Crackednut wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:Mere paas 6 blue underwear hai......mere red underwear mein 7 ched (holes) hain

Inme se kithne Raj ke hain????? :lol: :lol:
:lol: underwear ke baare meir poochra ya ched ke baare mein?.....i think Raj was in a hurry...cudn't stand the 2 week seperation...:lol:
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by stingrae » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:57 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^





:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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by azazel » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:47 am

mere paas Sheerkhorma hai .. :twisted:





p.s: Jasz aate hi phas gaya Raj ke chakkar me?? :lol:
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by akhilis2cool » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:57 am

Jasz bhai yeh sab kya hora aaain





back to topic......

mere paas ninja helmet hai :roll: :? :)
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by Stingrae » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:28 am

akhilis2cool wrote:Jasz bhai yeh sab kya hora aaain


back to topic......
mere paas ninja helmet hai :roll: :? :)




reallly?...nicccce....



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by akhilis2cool » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:41 am

Stingrae wrote:
akhilis2cool wrote:Jasz bhai yeh sab kya hora aaain


back to topic......
mere paas ninja helmet hai :roll: :? :)


reallly?...nicccce....

mere paas 447 hain....


thats my fav helmet.....but its flap ...that gives u shade broke off. :evil:

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that is da one...mera wala black hai
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by Stingrae » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:47 am

niccce.... :shock:



mere paas Swiss Army parfum hain......
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by azazel » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:57 pm

Stingrae wrote:mere paas Swiss Army parfum hain......




y do they make parfum for the men in uniform??? :roll:



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by Mayavi Morpheus » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:24 pm

Switzerland does not have army.
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by azazel » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:31 pm

yea, me too's heard tht.. that ought to make even the Swiss Army Knife an oxymoron.. :roll:
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by Mayavi Morpheus » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:39 pm

Yes, Swiss army knife was invented and manufactured by an american company.
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by akhilis2cool » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm

Mayavi Morpheus wrote:Yes, Swiss army knife was invented and manufactured by an american company.


:? :?

then why is it called swiss army knife......or the companies name swiss :roll:



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by azazel » Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:03 am

im postin this @ 4 AM!!!



mere paas obviously insomnia hai :?
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by rock_26iin » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:34 am

azazel wrote:im postin this @ 4 AM!!!

mere paas obviously insomnia hai :?




im posting this @ 8:30 AM and have been awake all nite in spite of my internet being down :evil: Talk abt insomnia. sheesh :roll:
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by Jaszalcatraz » Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:14 pm

Mere paas 4 rupees hai
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by Lucifer » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:23 pm

Mere paas:



1. 17 GB mp3 songs hain

2. 18 GB 'educational' files hai

3. 2 GB OS files hain

4. 40 GB hard drive hai
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by Lucifer » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:25 pm

Aur, mere paas International Driving Licence hai.
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by romu » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:54 pm

Mere pass abhi bhi meri pyari maa hai...chahe tum log kuch bhi bol lo.....

meri pyari maa maa maaaaaaaaaaaaa :cry: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
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by azazel » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:50 pm

mere paas I Spit On You Grave , the movie hai.. :roll:
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by giftie » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:54 pm

Mere cell mein sirf 10Rs bal hai

*sniff, sniff* :cry:



aur haan mere paas davidoff cool waters hai aur elizabeth arden ka unbound aane wala hai :)
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by Stingrae » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:58 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:Yes, Swiss army knife was invented and manufactured by an american company.

:? :?
then why is it called swiss army knife......or the companies name swiss :roll:

mere paas 'Karma' ka naya T shirt hai 8)






wt does it say?





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by Stingrae » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:59 pm

giftie wrote:Mere cell mein sirf 10Rs bal hai
*sniff, sniff* :cry:

aur haan mere paas davidoff cool waters hai aur elizabeth arden ka unbound aane wala hai :)




mere paas free sms hain.... :mrgreen:



aur aur..mere paas Ralph Lauren Polo Sport ka fake parfum bhi hain.... :?
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by Stingrae » Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:00 pm

giftie wrote:
aur haan mere paas davidoff cool waters hai aur elizabeth arden ka unbound aane wala hai :)




no wonder u smell good... :mrgreen:
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