Top Tens

[Habitual Perfectionist]

Have this habit of collecting Top-Ten lists and have quite a good collection.



Here are some I liked a lot...does anyone also have something to contribute here?



Top 10 signs you've eaten too much.



10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.





Top 10 Monika Lewinsky nicknames



10. Puffy the Intern Slayer

9. Sheriff Bubba

8. The Chief Sexecutive

7. Unnamed High-Ranking Official

6. My Sweet Impeachable You

5. The Little Rock Rascal

4. El Presidente del Armor

3. Tubby Dearest

2. Commander-in-Briefs

1. Free Willie 2



Top 10 signs Arnie is growing older.



10. He's been triggering explosions with The Clapper

9. After day of shooting action scenes, entire set smells like Ben Gay

8. Over two dozen times in "Eraser," he says, "You'll have to speak up"

7. Instead of shooting bad guys, challenges them to $10 game of shuffleboard

6. For "Terminator 3," he's been replaced by this guy (roll videotape)

5. Recently switched from steroids to Metamucil

4. Special effects in latest movie provided by Sy Sperling

3. Bulging chest muscles really just a Wonderbra

2. Catch phrase changed from "I'll be back" to "Oh, my back!"

1. His stunt double: Bob Dole



Keep 'em coming!