Whose line is it anyway

by **azazel** » Sun May 23, 2004 7:22 pm

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman" - Balzac

by **rock_26iin** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:23 am

"Men with earrings are better prepared for marriage : They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

by **azazel** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:47 am

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time - Balzac

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 24, 2004 10:57 am

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say

-the Pointy haired boss in Dilbert

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 24, 2004 11:16 am

"I hate when I hear people say, 'Nice guys finish last.' Seems every nice guy I've slept with finished first and didn't last."

-Bo Derek

by **black wizard** » Mon May 24, 2004 6:17 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:"I hate when I hear people say, 'Nice guys finish last.' Seems every nice guy I've slept with finished first and didn't last."

-Bo Derek

she must have worked with a lot of nice guys :lol:

maybe with more than one at the same time :wink:

by **azazel** » Mon May 24, 2004 9:06 pm

"The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman" - B

by **rock_26iin** » Mon May 24, 2004 11:10 pm

BEST ACTUAL HEADLINES!

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2. SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS

3. POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

4. IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

5. IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS

6. PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

7. PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

8. TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS

9. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

10. JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

11. WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

12. IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST AWHILE

13. COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

14. COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

15. RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES

16. TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

17. MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE

18. NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

19. ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

20. KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

21. CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY

22. LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF

23. HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

by **azazel** » Tue May 25, 2004 12:54 am

"We would like to see most of the human race killed off because it is unworthy.. unworthy of the gift of life" - Nergal, from the band Behemoth

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue May 25, 2004 4:49 pm

"Being a premature ejaculator has its advantages.

One guy made 10 phone-sex calls last month, and his

total bill was just five dollars."

-Jay Leno

by **azazel** » Tue May 25, 2004 5:27 pm

"I see a pretty girl walking down the street.. one part of me wants to take her out, the other part of me wonders what her head would look like on a stick" - Edmund Kemper, serial killer .. :twisted:

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 26, 2004 12:26 am

azazel wrote:"I see a pretty girl walking down the street.. one part of me wants to take her out, the other part of me wonders what her head would look like on a stick" - Edmund Kemper, serial killer ..

wtf....

somethin in d same vein.........

"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

by **azazel** » Wed May 26, 2004 12:44 am

Stingrae wrote:"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

that guy ROX..

"If I play back a murder, it will be to see what I have learned

from the method. I won't even notice the body" - Charles Sobhraj

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 26, 2004 10:27 am

azazel wrote:
that guy ROX..

"If I play back a murder, it will be to see what I have learned
from the method. I won't even notice the body" - Charles Sobhraj

ee sobhraj evvaru?... btw...didya read Everything's Eventual?

on topic...

If you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed May 26, 2004 12:54 pm

"When i read about the ill effects of drinking, i gave up readin"

-an Irish poet

by **azazel** » Wed May 26, 2004 1:40 pm

Stingrae wrote:ee sobhraj evvaru?

Charles 'the Serpent' Sobhraj is the French-born, of Indian descent, criminal/murderer who till recently was incarcerated in tihar jail n from what i heard last is being held by Nepali authorities :roll:

btw...didya read Everything's Eventual?

nyupe ..

Vini, Vidi, Vici - Julius C

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 26, 2004 7:37 pm

azazel wrote:
Stingrae wrote:ee sobhraj evvaru?

Charles 'the Serpent' Sobhraj is the French-born, of Indian descent, criminal/murderer who till recently was incarcerated in tihar jail n from what i heard last is being held by Nepali authorities

btw...didya read Everything's Eventual?

nyupe ..

Vini, Vidi, Vici - Julius C

enlightenment indeed....

Et tu brutus? - J C....

a gult guy sayin dat wud go.."etthu brutus?":?

by **azazel** » Wed May 26, 2004 7:51 pm

Stingrae wrote:a gult guy sayin dat wud go.."etthu brutus?":?

knock it off man.. :lol:

remember seeing this somewhere: Vini, Vidi, Velcro

aka I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around :roll:

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 26, 2004 7:54 pm

dat was my sig for a loong time .....

Veni,Vida.Visa

i came,i saw...i did a lil shoppin..... :roll:

by **azazel** » Wed May 26, 2004 7:57 pm

K..

"Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society." - B

by **Stingrae** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:08 am

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends." MLK

by **azazel** » Thu May 27, 2004 11:48 am

"Nothing is a greater impediment to being on good terms with others than being ill at ease with yourself" - B

by **Ajju** » Thu May 27, 2004 4:58 pm

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

- Old ****(not very clear) Proverb

I picked it up from the opening scene of Kill Bill Vol.1

by **Stingrae** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:34 am

Y'all tickle me pink, I think I'd just rather have Pink tickle me - Eminem

by **azazel** » Sat May 29, 2004 8:34 pm

no one gets out alive --> Jim Morrison

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