Whose line is it anyway

by **azazel** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:34 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:This was sometime in 2000-01 season.
Anna Kournikova - "In ten years time, all female tennis players will be playing topless."

wtf?

forget the rest, i wanna c her do that.. :twisted:

by **black wizard** » Sun May 09, 2004 5:06 pm

azazel wrote:
Jaszalcatraz wrote:This was sometime in 2000-01 season.
Anna Kournikova - "In ten years time, all female tennis players will be playing topless."

wtf?
forget the rest, i wanna c her do that..

hot cross buns :lol:

by **azazel** » Sun May 09, 2004 10:59 pm

"You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!" -FZ

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 10, 2004 10:13 am

There's a new book out now that lists all the foreign countries that hate or resent the United States. It's called the World Atlas. - Jay Leno

******

President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?

- Jay Leno

******

by **azazel** » Mon May 10, 2004 1:05 pm

"Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe" - FZ

by **rock_26iin** » Wed May 12, 2004 1:44 pm

"Love starts with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear" - so ure mam was right stop smiling in class or ull get a spanking from every girl there. :twisted:

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:27 pm

"There are two tragedies in a man's life. One is when he doesn't get waht he wants. The other is when he gets what he want"

- Oscar Wilde

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:31 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:Dear Ladies, wait for the right man to come along, but in the
meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

Hear! Hear! Well said Mr Ctrl :lol:

by **Johnny** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:48 pm

Why are all the good things in life immoral, illegal or fattening?

-- Lord Byron

by **Johnny** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:50 pm

I Never forget a face, but in your case i'll be glad to make an exception

- Groucho Marx

by **Vinita** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:52 pm

For the world you are someone for someone you are the world..

by **Johnny** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:59 pm

There is as much trouble in choosing a life partner as there is in chosing admissible functions.

--- My structures Prof. :roll:

by **Johnny** » Wed May 12, 2004 5:07 pm

"Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. You can fill your life up with ideas and still go home lonely. All you really have that really matters are feelings." - Janis Joplin

by **Lucifer** » Wed May 12, 2004 5:28 pm

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

- Albert Einstein

by **Johnny** » Wed May 12, 2004 5:40 pm

Lucifer wrote:Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

Gravity is a Myth, The Earth SUCKS. :lol:

by ar » Wed May 12, 2004 6:41 pm

"If you take small slices of strawberries and put them over a turd, it's still going to smell like a turd."

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... paranoid? You know what I mean? It's nature. How do you make nature against the f**king law?

"It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never contributed a line to the Bible" -George W. Foote

"The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

"Losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity you don't realise how irritating it was 'til it's gone"

"Power corrupts;

Absolute power corrupts absolutely;

God is all-powerful.

Draw your own conclusions"

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:01 pm

God is real.....until declared an integer

by **Johnny** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:43 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:God is real.....until declared an integer

All integers are also real...

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu May 13, 2004 11:05 am

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

by **azazel** » Thu May 13, 2004 3:34 pm

"We are just a moment in time

A blink of an eye

A dream for the blind

Visions from a dying brain

I hope you dont understand"

- Anathema

by **Johnny** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:03 pm

Never fall in love, Rise in love.

by **azazel** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:18 pm

Nuclear explosions under the Nevada desert? What the f*** are we testing for? We already know the shit blows up :!:

- FZ

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:27 pm

here are some oscar wilde quotes that i love:

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things

by **azazel** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:47 pm

The gorilla is on an island,eats bananas and has a good time all day long.

He plays out there in the bushes. Some Americans find out about the gorilla and they hear how BIG he is - you know.They're very impressed with the size of the beast. So they catch the gorilla & they stick him in a boat & bring him back to the US.They show him off to everybody & make a bunch of money....

...Then they kill him ! - FZ

by **Johnny** » Fri May 14, 2004 12:16 am

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to beginwith, that it's compounding a felony.

-- Robert Benchley

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