Height of.............

[azazel]

add chopped lizards to the mixture for a royal finish and also pour the juice of of crushed African Giant Spiders for the smoooth taste and enriched aroma

[Lucifer]

...Luci, u forgot to add the freshly squeezed cockroach blood dressing and a garnishing of stir fried baby rats.

Point1: Cockroaches do not have blood. Even if they did, it would be a waste to use just that. There is nohing like having a meal of full, supple, homegrown cockroaches, with their antennae sticking between your teeth.



Point2: Frying baby rats robs them of their flavour. You must always have them raw.



Point3: Contact 666 for a crash course in exotic dishes. Your current knowledge base sucks.

[Jaszalcatraz]

Have any of ya ever tried armadillo semen? I hear it makes a great garnish.

[Lucifer]

Have any of ya ever tried armadillo semen? I hear it makes a great garnish.

Yeah, if you are a female armadillo may be...

[Jaszalcatraz]

Darn.........my attempts to sound cool and in-tune with my gourmet side has been wisely brushed off by Lucifer.

I challenge you to a CurseFest to redeem myself

[CtrlAltDel]

Point1: Cockroaches do not have blood.

really? then what do u call the white fluid that oozes out temptingly when u cut or crush one...?

There is nohing like having a meal of full, supple, homegrown cockroaches, with their antennae sticking between your teeth.

i can suggest a better snack...live lizard. the sensation of it tail wriggling down yr throat is too divine to explain!

[azazel]

Point1: Cockroaches do not have blood.

really? then what do u call the white fluid that oozes out temptingly when u cut or crush one...?

yea, noticed the former but didnt comment lest it ruined the mood of the aspiring chefs



Lucifer enlighten us on what the fluid is

[Lucifer]

really? then what do u call the white fluid that oozes out temptingly when u cut or crush one...?

Don't remember the scientific name for it. Try googling.

i can suggest a better snack...live lizard. the sensation of it tail wriggling down yr throat is too divine to explain!

Could not agree with you more. But, try eating it tail first, especially when it is about to excrete. Sssslurp!

[azazel]

Don't remember the scientific name for it. Try googling.

mmmmmmm... googling turned up this:

An interesting fact about cockroach blood is that cockroach blood is white.

[azazel]

more googling, more facts:



Pam Pollister writes: What color is the blood of a cockroach?



A: Pam,

The long answer:
Cockroach blood is not red because they do not use hemoglobin to carry oxygen. In fact their bloodstream is not used to carry oxygen either. They use a system of pipes called tracheae to bring the oxygen and remove carbon dioxide from their tissues.
As a result other factors determine the blood color. Male cockroaches have relatively colorless blood. Larval females have colorless blood. Only adult females which are producing eggs have a slightly orange blood because of the protein vitellogenin which is made in the cockroach liver (its fat body) and transported through the blood to the ovary. This protein like chicken yolk is orange because it carries a carotenoid, which is a vitamin A like molecule needed by embryos to develop normally.
The short answer:
Cockroach female adult blood is occasionally orange. All other cockroach blood is colorless.

[Lucifer]

more googling, more facts:

Pam Pollister writes: What color is the blood of a cockroach?

A: Pam,
The long answer:
Cockroach blood is not red because they do not use hemoglobin to carry oxygen. In fact their bloodstream is not used to carry oxygen either. They use a system of pipes called tracheae to bring the oxygen and remove carbon dioxide from their tissues.
As a result other factors determine the blood color. Male cockroaches have relatively colorless blood. Larval females have colorless blood. Only adult females which are producing eggs have a slightly orange blood because of the protein vitellogenin which is made in the cockroach liver (its fat body) and transported through the blood to the ovary. This protein like chicken yolk is orange because it carries a carotenoid, which is a vitamin A like molecule needed by embryos to develop normally.
The short answer:
Cockroach female adult blood is occasionally orange. All other cockroach blood is colorless.

You make my point. Of what use is blood without haemoglobin?

[CtrlAltDel]

You make my point. Of what use is blood without haemoglobin?

whaddyamean? acc. to Azazel's info, the blood of the roach does not need haemoglobin. the H is used by blood to carry oxygen n the roach has made alternative arrangements for it! so the Roach blood is only to carry nutrition.

which makes it nutritious and tasty too! mmmmmmm....*drooool*

[Heights]

Just to get your attention back to the main topic ....



A "height of" joke that had me in splits



Heights of Laziness:

A man and woman (without clothes on) lying one over the other waiting for an earthquake



Heights of Coincidence:

The Earthquake actually happens.



And Heights of Insanity would be to actually attend any other FH after reading this thread.

[ZC]

Just to get your attention back to the main topic ....

A "height of" joke that had me in splits

Heights of Laziness:
A man and woman (without clothes on) lying one over the other waiting for an earthquake

Heights of Coincidence:
The Earthquake actually happens.

And Heights of Insanity would be to actually attend any other FH after reading this thread.

the train and banana ......height jokes....have been put in mixer-grinder

[Heights]

Just to get your attention back to the main topic ....

A "height of" joke that had me in splits

Heights of Laziness:
A man and woman (without clothes on) lying one over the other waiting for an earthquake

Heights of Coincidence:
The Earthquake actually happens.

And Heights of Insanity would be to actually attend any other FH after reading this thread.

There is no Edit Post feature. I meant "any other FH meet".

[Lucifer]

[quote="Heights"]Just to get your attention back to the main topic .... [quote]



Ah, the plight of the uninitiated! They always talk of the obvious...

[Lucifer]

You make my point. Of what use is blood without haemoglobin?

whaddyamean? acc. to Azazel's info, the blood of the roach does not need haemoglobin. the H is used by blood to carry oxygen n the roach has made alternative arrangements for it! so the Roach blood is only to carry nutrition.
which makes it nutritious and tasty too! mmmmmmm....*drooool*

Since I have no reply to this, I condemn CtrlAltDel to the river of Hades.



Moral of the story: Don't mess with Lucifer!

[CtrlAltDel]

Height of Pain: A man sliding down a knife's edge using his balls as brakes.



Height of Diarrhea: Tabu sitting on a shit pot and singing:"Ruk Ruk Ruk, Aree Baba Ruk".



Height of Constipation: Sanjay Kapoor sitting on a shit pot and singing: "Aati Nahi.. Samne hai bas magar voh aati nahi".

[azazel]

muaaahahahahahahaha ^^^

*fell off chair, rolling on the floor laffing*

*bro says-->ruk, ruk, ruk..kya hua?*

*out of ctrl now.. *

[ZC]

Height of Pain: A man sliding down a knife's edge using his balls as brakes.

Height of Diarrhea: Tabu sitting on a shit pot and singing:"Ruk Ruk Ruk, Aree Baba Ruk".

Height of Constipation: Sanjay Kapoor sitting on a shit pot and singing: "Aati Nahi.. Samne hai bas magar voh aati nahi".

Kya SKapoor sam-ne se hagga mar tha hain

[CtrlAltDel]

Height of Technology: Condom with zip.



Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory



Height of Suspense: I'll Tell You Tomorrow!!

[azazel]

Height of complaints : dozens of kids in a condom factory's complaint dept!