Whose line is it anyway

by **Arpan** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 5:38 pm

Some of history\'s greatest lines were pre-meditated. It was almost like the guy who said it thought before saying, this line will become great. Otherwise what whacko would say \"the word impossible does not exist in my dictionary.\" so let\'s compile the great list of fake-sounding quotes with comments at the end... Let loose guys!

by **Burp** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 2:32 am

\"Winners never Quit, Quitters never Win\" tell this to the people betting on the races. Wow, guys will keep on losing money, but won\'t call it a day and go home !!!

by **Preetam A Chandra** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:58 pm

Probably every dialogue in these telugu faction movies, Rajnikanth movies is an entry into this section, but my favourite (excuse the translation) \" I never talk before thinking and never think after talking\". Or maybe that one from Narsimha where his says that his path is like a highway, truly classic stuff.

by **vivek of themavericks** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:13 pm

Those who never quit loosing are fools!

by **Suresh** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 1:25 am

You look Good from far but are far from Good!

by **wise guy - cracking a joke** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 2:27 am

The wise have no place in the company of fools.
-adieu

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu May 06, 2004 9:46 am

Look at the gaps between each post.

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu May 06, 2004 9:50 am

Look at the gap between the above post and the one above it :shock:

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by **akhilis2cool** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:03 am

are yaar bas karo khuda ke liye yeh khudaayi band karo

by **Happy Hyderabadi** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:06 am

Satyameva Jayate ...

Satyameva Jayate ...

Satyameva Jaayate ...

Truth Alone Goes!, Thank You Politicians!

Vande Mataram ... Vanda Ematram!

How Much is Hundred!, Thank You Finance Minsiters!

:wink:

by **Stingrae** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:52 am

i love dis one...

Happiness isn't getting wat you want, it's wanting wat you got.

n well..a payne post cant go without crap...so here's another...

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

:p

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:57 pm

Want to hear another Groucho Marx joke?

What do you do to make 5 pound of fat look beautiful?

You put a nipple on it

by **Stingrae** » Thu May 06, 2004 2:04 pm

<stupid joke>

Q: Wat has four wheel n flies?

A: A garbage truck..

<stupid joke>

gr8 quote...dunno who said it....>>>

Rookie : "Sir, we're surrounded."

General : "Excellent. We can attack in any direction!"

:-)

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:33 pm

I wonder where all those people are.

by **Imran** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:40 pm

"Attempt failed ,but never fail to attempt "---

by **Stingrae** » Thu May 06, 2004 8:59 pm

Jaszalcatraz Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 7:33 pm Post Subject:

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I wonder where all those people are.

[Seinfeld impersonation]

Who are these people?

[/Seinfeld impersonation]

seriously though..wt was dat post all abt?

by **Saf** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:36 pm

God heals and doctor takes the fees !

by **Stingrae** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:01 pm

so much for postin "quotes"...

:roll:

i'm guessin i'll start another topic...abt one-liners...

lemme jus depart from this one wit me last "quote"...

"If you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud

by **azazel** » Fri May 07, 2004 12:11 am

Suck My D*** - Ron Jeremy

by **Stingrae :-)** » Sat May 08, 2004 11:23 am

Calvin to Hobbes...on a very profound morning.

"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. "

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sat May 08, 2004 5:07 pm

Dear Ladies, wait for the right man to come along, but in the

meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

by **azazel** » Sat May 08, 2004 8:15 pm

In the fight between you and the world, back the world - Frank Zappa

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun May 09, 2004 11:13 am

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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A lot of people marked Earth Day by walking to work. They're not environmentalists, they just can't afford the gas. (- Jay Leno)

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The chemists think they can make hydrogen fuel from common bacteria. If we can power our cars with germs, the Los Angeles porno industry could be the new Saudi Arabia. (-Jay Leno)

by **azazel** » Sun May 09, 2004 12:43 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:The chemists think they can make hydrogen fuel from common bacteria. If we can power our cars with germs, the Los Angeles porno industry could be the new Saudi Arabia. (-Jay Leno)

, JL is hilarious.. too bad we can only watch him on weekends..

"Dont mind the make-up, you better make your mind up" -FZ

"I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're

cute, or maybe you're beautiful...there's MORE OF US UGLY MOFO'S

OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out !" -FZ

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:01 pm

This was sometime in 2000-01 season.

Anna Kournikova - "In ten years time, all female tennis players will be playing topless."

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