The JaszyNut Curse Fest

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:47 pm

sorry for that folks, the presenter fell asleep by the time the 1st round got over.. ahem.. looks quite a keenly contested but fairly even contest at this stage.. 2 days more to go, keep 'em comin ppl.. the audience is watchin' :twisted:

*gets giftie's order ready + stocks for the full duration of the fest*

*some more chaai for the abused contestants*

*shouts to the audience for the bets* :evil:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:51 pm

*clap* *whistle*

where r hell r the participants....?

*kicks a chair n yells* start the show....start the show

*throws pop corn on the presenter*

by **Johnny** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:02 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Har! Har!!

Entertaining hardly begins to describe this!!

Az man, put me down for one tub of popcorn and a Pepsi

get me two tubs of popcorn and 10 pints of beer with french fries.

I like the way the fight is goin on.. hmmmm

Go Jasz Go.. Go Crak GO..

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:04 pm

*orders taken, no beer.. me teeto-taler*

*unruly audience member thrown out*

fight will start again at midnight , only time both the contestants r online together :twisted:

by **black wizard** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:09 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:**Wonders how long ago it was when The Nut used to show off his post-count on a certain music site."
I know your reverse psychology mate, and by the way you been talking about your strategy for 2 days now. Is this the best you can do?
Only a few rather insipid fat-jokes. Let me tell you a joke.
How do you make the Nut laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Monday.

still stuck in the past??? :lol:

Audiogalaxy is long gone!!!

by **Johnny** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:21 pm

azazel wrote:*orders taken, no beer.. me teeto-taler*
*unruly audience member thrown out*

Who is askin u to drink :roll:

... Shut up and get the order :evil:

.. otherwise ur license to sell in the stadium wud be cancelled.

*WARNING ISSUED TO A pigheaded SHOPKEEPER*

by **Bigmouth** » Tue May 04, 2004 3:30 pm

** Never heard of before poster comes up and sees all the action. In the ring and out of it. Quietly orders a mug of beer and watch the audience as they put up a show of their own **

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:12 pm

Johnny wrote:Shut up and get the order .. otherwise ur license to sell in the stadium wud be cancelled.
*WARNING ISSUED TO A pigheaded SHOPKEEPER*

shuddup biyatch.. no alcohol means no alcohol :evil:

my license is uncancellable :twisted:

besides, the only fight here is the one b/w jasz n the nut .. so piss off

by **The Reporter** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:16 pm

Hey folks, this is The Reporter here live on-location from outside FH-DB's headquarters. The Network Execs have just announced the next noPay-per-view. Although details arent available as yet, we do know that it's gonna be called Spamtacular .

Stay tuned to the FH-DB for more details.

by **UnbiasedCommentry, Seriously** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:47 pm

Schedule for CurseFest '04

Round #1: Eye-to-Eye

Round #2: The Rise of the Champion (as in... Jasz loses)

Round #3: End-Game

Followed by presentation of Trophies and speeches by competitors/judges and any other guy who can type random stuff.

Watch out for more action only on the FullHyd Forums.

**War cries in the background with heavy drums beats in the background**

**complete silence**

The War Begins at 0001 hours.

by **azazel** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:58 pm

this is ur friendly neighbourhoos presenter/referee/bookie

watch the action live and uncut @ 00:01 hrs..

:twisted:

*masseurs sent to the contestants for some refreshing tel-maalish.. sar pe only*

by **The Reporter** » Tue May 04, 2004 9:01 pm

**looks at Sersiously unbiased commentary's post and laughs his head off**

by **Johnny** » Tue May 04, 2004 10:36 pm

azazel wrote:
Johnny wrote:Shut up and get the order .. otherwise ur license to sell in the stadium wud be cancelled.
*WARNING ISSUED TO A pigheaded SHOPKEEPER*

shuddup biyatch.. no alcohol means no alcohol
my license is uncancellable
besides, the only fight here is the one b/w jasz n the nut .. so piss off

Shut T F Up.. :evil:

M havin beer, stop me if u can @$$hole....

Will take care of u after they fight.. One on one.. or u can bring any others u may want in ur support... :lol:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:09 am

hey u f****ing presenter...its past startting time...where the hell r they....

*sprays beer n throws pop corn on the presenter. whistles hysterically*

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:13 am

**The JaszMan walks into the battlefield and looks around. "SOmethings wrong" he says to himself. "I havent seen The CrackedNut online on Yahoo all day. This is either one of his strategies or something is wrong with him. Oh well, I'll wait for sometime. If he doesn't turn up, I'll assume that he forfeited round 2". JaszMan goes off into the corner and takes out another joint and takes in a deeeeeeeeep puff"

by **The Reporter** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:17 am

We have just received an SOS via SMS from The CrackedNut. It reads as follows

DUDE!! DAD IS ON THE PC. STALL! STALL! STALL!

Therefore due to unforeseen circumstances, the CurseFest has been postponed for an hour. We shall update you with news as soon as it is available. This is The Reporter reporting live from FH-DB.[/b]

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:18 am

MY FIRST POST PEASANTS!!!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:20 am

**Jaszalcatraz sniggers at The CrackedNut. He walks over to the audience and greets CAD. He tells him that Azazel is at PSD's house, dumping the Kill Bill v2 CD in PSD's comp**

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:22 am

***Done wit d formalities of shamelessly kickstartin his post count...our latest entrant in d audience wipes green goo off butt n takes a seat.Only to realise his goeey lil bum has parked str8 on someone's comfffy lap***

....oh i'm sorry was that you Jaz...waddaya doin in d audience bro?...all dat lard,dint notice...thot dis was one of those luxury seats....sorry mayte.....

PS:if u dint notice..this is my SECOND post...!! yay!!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:22 am

**Jaszalcatraz is bored and walks over to Stingrae and tells him to intro himself to the whole community**

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:26 am

oh yeah..n btw...who's d cute bald dude wit dat adorrrable face?

......looks jus like my dear long lost friend from a certain *cough* music *cough* site......

it cudnt be him rite?...cud it??

has fullhyd finally helped me find my chaddi buddy???.......

man i miss him...*cough*fingerboy*cough*

goddam bronchitis...gotta do somethin abt it....

PS:dis is my 3RD post.. :!:

PPS:d emoticons reallly suck here...i'm totally refrainin from usin 'em.....

PPPS: ***waves to bigmouth at d back***

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:27 am

**The JaszMan, raises his eyebrow at Stringrae's comment, turns around, farts heavily on Stingrae's face and proceeds to roll himself another joint.**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:30 am

**The JaszMan is wondering if Stingrae loves Payne or whether he's interested in a certain book called World's Greatest Alien Conspiracy Theory's. His answer shall seal his fate as he will be recognized by the JaszMan and exposed to the whole world.**

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:32 am

oh gee...

an intro ??....for lil mee???

awww...i feel so luvvved!!!

musta been d goo....i knew there was somethin charmin n friendly bout dat ass o mine....

wt does a person say in an intro jazboi?

lemme see.....**clears throat**

[\sarcasm]

Hullo room.I am Mutthu Srinivas Kumarapandayan from Hyderabad.Basically I am from Rajahmundry.But nowadays I am workin here only.....blah blah...blah blah....ad nauseum.

[\sarcasm]

:roll:

JUS GET DAT G*DDAM CURSEFEST STARTED ALREADY U LAZY PR*CKS!!!

**gets restless n starts to shift uneasily is his seat lettin out a delightful pfffrrrrrrrt for d audience**

by **Stingrae A.K.A The Payne** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:36 am

WORLD'S GREATEST ALIEN CONSPIRACY THEORIES?!!!

:shock:

"interested"? i practically worship dat book!! my geessuss...**lets out another aromatic delight in excitement**

n u shall "expose" me....ooooohhh.....

u DONT say..... :roll:

PS:i know i know...i used 'em dam yellow thingies...cant help it...emoticon addict dat i am....:-s

PPS:sheesh...FIFTH post!

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