The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there's a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them.
When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders and carry him off cheering hysterically. The pope is deeply saddened.
St. Peter sees this and goes over to him and says, "Don't feel bad. We get popes in here all the time, it's not every day we get a lawyer."
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...
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Pope / Lawyer / Padre ...
Pope / Lawyer / Padre ...
BM Sahab's P / L in a Lift and that too to Heaven, Sunday Special! ... One More Heaven Story:
Two Loving Young Hearts ( Male and Female, surely) approached the Head of Heaven for Permission and Performance of their Marriage ... "My Dears Excellent Wish Yours ... As soon as a Padre arrives You Two will be married ..." Now, began the Indefinite Wait for the Would-Be Couple ...
"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven ... While All Others Are Here!", they were told by St Peter at the Pearly Gate!
Let us Pray that at least one Father from the Ranks of FH Members goes in the "Lift To Heaven" and help the Two Young Lovers!
BM Sahab's P / L in a Lift and that too to Heaven, Sunday Special! ... One More Heaven Story:
Two Loving Young Hearts ( Male and Female, surely) approached the Head of Heaven for Permission and Performance of their Marriage ... "My Dears Excellent Wish Yours ... As soon as a Padre arrives You Two will be married ..." Now, began the Indefinite Wait for the Would-Be Couple ...
"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven ... While All Others Are Here!", they were told by St Peter at the Pearly Gate!
Let us Pray that at least one Father from the Ranks of FH Members goes in the "Lift To Heaven" and help the Two Young Lovers!
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Happy Hyderabadi - Level 1 Deity
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Re: Pope / Lawyer / Padre ...
Happy Hyderabadi wrote:"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven !
why
btw, that was a good one BM
nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem
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azazel - Level 1 Deity
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Let us Pray that at least one Father from the Ranks of FH Members goes in the "Lift To Heaven" and help the Two Young Lovers!
ajeeb wish hai ji aap ka
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ye mohabbat ka maamla hai.. jo koi bhi un do premiyo ki madad karna chahta ho.. aake miliye mere dost chainsaw se..
turant, aapka ticket kat jayega, Stairway to Heaven ya Lift mil jaayega
turant, aapka ticket kat jayega, Stairway to Heaven ya Lift mil jaayega
nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem
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Needed More in the Other H ... ? Re: Padre / Father ...
azazel wrote:Happy Hyderabadi wrote:"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven !
why
...
May be they qualify for the other H ... Hell!
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:
Let us Pray that at least one Father from the Ranks of FH Members goes in the "Lift To Heaven" and help the Two Young Lovers!
ajeeb wish hai ji aap ka ...
The Young Lovers Went to Heaven to have Their Wish Fulfilled ... Only a "Father" Can Help Them as per their Custom ('Kashtam") ...
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"Would You Like to Go to Heaven?"
azazel wrote:Happy Hyderabadi wrote:"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven !
why
"Would You Like to Go to Heaven?"
"Would You Like to Go to Heaven?" a Man was asked.
"Why? .. Who goes there?" asks the Man.
"Pious People Go There ... Like Mahatma Gandhi, Acharya Vinoba Bhave and JP ... "
"Where do the Others Go ... Who?"
"Others like the Malas and Malinis and Mandiras ... They Go to Hell!"
"To Hell, I will also GO ... Who will want 'Dry' Heaven?!" promptly replied the Man ...
A Rev Father too is a Man ... That's "why', Dear Dost Azazel ... Happy DD!
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Happy Hyderabadi - Level 1 Deity
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azazel wrote:ye mohabbat ka maamla hai.. jo koi bhi un do premiyo ki madad karna chahta ho.. aake miliye mere dost chainsaw se..
turant, aapka ticket kat jayega, Stairway to Heaven ya Lift mil jaayega
that would b an express way to heaven.....as for the chainsaw and its operator it would be jump to hell
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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another Pope joke...
the pope is diagnoised with a rare disease and the doctor calls a meeting of the bishops and gives his recommendations. he says "its a rare form of prostrate problem. the only cure is to have sex once".
the bishops are shocked...the celibate Pope and Sex...impossible..he wudn't agree. but since this is the only cure, they agree to talk to the Pope about it.
the Pope listens to them and spends and hour thinking. finally he calls them in and says "i agree, but on four conditions- 1) the girl should be blind, she should not see who she is with; 2) the girl should be deaf, she should not hear my voice and recognize me; 3) the girl should be dumb (mute) so that even if she guesses she cannot tell anyone who i am"
the pope pauses.
"and the fourth?" ask bishops
"big tits", says the Pope
the pope is diagnoised with a rare disease and the doctor calls a meeting of the bishops and gives his recommendations. he says "its a rare form of prostrate problem. the only cure is to have sex once".
the bishops are shocked...the celibate Pope and Sex...impossible..he wudn't agree. but since this is the only cure, they agree to talk to the Pope about it.
the Pope listens to them and spends and hour thinking. finally he calls them in and says "i agree, but on four conditions- 1) the girl should be blind, she should not see who she is with; 2) the girl should be deaf, she should not hear my voice and recognize me; 3) the girl should be dumb (mute) so that even if she guesses she cannot tell anyone who i am"
the pope pauses.
"and the fourth?" ask bishops
"big tits", says the Pope
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CtrlAltDel wrote:"big tits", says the Pope
Khujli sab mein hoti hai bhaaai
People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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Re: Pope / Lawyer / Padre ...
Happy Hyderabadi wrote: Pope / Lawyer / Padre ...
BM Sahab's P / L in a Lift and that too to Heaven, Sunday Special! ... One More Heaven Story:
Two Loving Young Hearts ( Male and Female, surely) approached the Head of Heaven for Permission and Performance of their Marriage ... "My Dears Excellent Wish Yours ... As soon as a Padre arrives You Two will be married ..." Now, began the Indefinite Wait for the Would-Be Couple ...
"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven ... While All Others Are Here!", they were told by St Peter at the Pearly Gate!
Let us Pray that at least one Father from the Ranks of FH Members goes in the "Lift To Heaven" and help the Two Young Lovers!
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Re: Pope / Lawyer / Padre ...
azazel wrote:Happy Hyderabadi wrote:"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven !
why
btw, that was a good one BM
Thanks azazel.
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Re: "Would You Like to Go to Heaven?"
Happy Hyderabadi wrote:azazel wrote:Happy Hyderabadi wrote:"You see for the Past Five Centuries ... Not One Padre / Father could make it to Heaven !
why
"Would You Like to Go to Heaven?"
"Would You Like to Go to Heaven?" a Man was asked.
"Why? .. Who goes there?" asks the Man.
"Pious People Go There ... Like Mahatma Gandhi, Acharya Vinoba Bhave and JP ... "
"Where do the Others Go ... Who?"
"Others like the Malas and Malinis and Mandiras ... They Go to Hell!"
"To Hell, I will also GO ... Who will want 'Dry' Heaven?!" promptly replied the Man ...
A Rev Father too is a Man ... That's "why', Dear Dost Azazel ... Happy DD!
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CtrlAltDel wrote:another Pope joke...
the pope is diagnoised with a rare disease and the doctor calls a meeting of the bishops and gives his recommendations. he says "its a rare form of prostrate problem. the only cure is to have sex once".
the bishops are shocked...the celibate Pope and Sex...impossible..he wudn't agree. but since this is the only cure, they agree to talk to the Pope about it.
the Pope listens to them and spends and hour thinking. finally he calls them in and says "i agree, but on four conditions- 1) the girl should be blind, she should not see who she is with; 2) the girl should be deaf, she should not hear my voice and recognize me; 3) the girl should be dumb (mute) so that even if she guesses she cannot tell anyone who i am"
the pope pauses.
"and the fourth?" ask bishops
"big tits", says the Pope
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another pope joke...
A sardarji goes to meet the pope with his Archbishop friend. they get ready to have dinner with the pope...
the table is huge and the pope passes eveythng to his guests,
an archbishop gets up and says...
"oh pope my lord, please pass the salad", the pope passes the bowl of salad.
another gets up and says "oh pope divine, please pass the wine", the pope passes the wine.
the sardarji is confused. he suddenly feels out of place but manages to say..,"oh pope u b****** please pass the custard!!!"
A sardarji goes to meet the pope with his Archbishop friend. they get ready to have dinner with the pope...
the table is huge and the pope passes eveythng to his guests,
an archbishop gets up and says...
"oh pope my lord, please pass the salad", the pope passes the bowl of salad.
another gets up and says "oh pope divine, please pass the wine", the pope passes the wine.
the sardarji is confused. he suddenly feels out of place but manages to say..,"oh pope u b****** please pass the custard!!!"
I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day... I backed up and ran into her again... I miss her sometimes...
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Rhyme Time ... a Variation ...
black wizard a.k.a. "Wizzy" wrote:another pope joke...
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Rhyme Time
Navjot Singh Sidhu goes to meet the Pope with his Archbishop Friend. They sit at the Table for Dinner with the Pope... The Table is huge and the Pope passes eveythng to his Guests,
* The Archbishop gets up and says...
"Oh Pope my Lord, please pass the Salt", the pope passes the Cellar of Salt.
* Another Guest gets up and says "Oh Pope My Helper, please pass the Pepper", the Pope passes the Cellar of Pepper.
* The Unflappable Sidhu throws his Bat: "Oye Pope Bade Ustad please pass the Mustard"!!!
HH
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black wizard a.k.a. "Wizzy" wrote:another pope joke...
A sardarji goes to meet the pope with his Archbishop friend. they get ready to have dinner with the pope...
the table is huge and the pope passes eveythng to his guests,
an archbishop gets up and says...
"oh pope my lord, please pass the salad", the pope passes the bowl of salad.
another gets up and says "oh pope divine, please pass the wine", the pope passes the wine.
the sardarji is confused. he suddenly feels out of place but manages to say..,"oh pope u b****** please pass the custard!!!"
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another Pope joke:
Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him!
Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him!
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