Ladkiyaan

[munni pasha]

ayyo yeh tum hain ji dil jaani? ayesa kai ko raal tapka rain ji pottiyon ke naam po? kiya kabhi kisi ki, er kisi ko nain dekhe kiya? abhi to sirf naam po itta ulaal ho raien tum, akele mein mile tu kiya karenge ji tum? kachchaich chaba dalinge potti ko. zara tum se bach keich rahna bhai, maaloom ho rai jaise ki tum koi goli woli kha ko baithain. magar miyan agar ittaich utane padain to hamare paas aa jao saara kasbal nikal jaainga. baatan to sabich kartain ji kaam ke waqat sob mitthe chanwal nikalte bhai. munni pash

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Dil jaani is munni pasha ur alter ego? Why are u replying to your own posts with a different name

[ZC]

Women have always ruled, directly or indirectly. Doesn't the saying go that behind every successful man is a woman, or two or three? And, we do not really care about the losers, do we?

nahh its like this...
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Behind every unsuccessful man, there are many women.
With every successful woman, there is a man.
With every unsuccessful woman, there are many women.

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Dil jaani is munni pasha ur alter ego? Why are u replying to your own posts with a different name

Some Ventriloquist's "Talking Doll"!



Surely You have seen the Ventriloquist's "Talking Doll"! Both the Talker and Doll are the Ventriloquist's Presentation!

[azazel]

Some Ventriloquist's "Talking Doll"!

ventriloquism is very easy ...

see, that wasnt me.. that was my doll biohazard

[CtrlAltDel]

[ventriloquism is very easy ...
see, that wasnt me.. that was my doll biohazard

reminds me of a ventriloquism joke:



Santa Singh was attending a variety show and the ventriloquist, with his dummy came for his act.

as usual, he started of with his jokes and soon started off sardarji jokes..

Santa cudn't take it anymore. he got up and yelled "how dare u make fun of us? its because of insensitive jerks like you that all think we sikhs are dumb. i want an immediate public apology".

the embarrassed ventriloquist stammered "sir..i am sorry..."

Santa Singh screamed "u shut up mister, i am talking to that little guy on your knee"

[azazel]

i am talking to that little guy on your knee

bwwwahahahahahaha ... btw, whats the 12 baj gaye funda ???

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Success is Relative ...



And its Corollary:



More Success More Relatives!



... Relatives may be Male / Female(s) ...

[akhilis2cool]

i am talking to that little guy on your knee

bwwwahahahahahaha ... btw, whats the 12 baj gaye funda ???

thats a classic.



A sardad keeps hearing people telling that Baara bajte he sardar paagal ho jaata hai. So he decided to prove them wrong.



He gets a clock and keeps it in front of him and waits for it to get to 12:00



till abt 11: 59 he is fine and is confident of proving the people wrong.



but as soon as the clock strikes 12 he gets angry and breaks it



Reason: ek minute pehle teen kaante the....abhi saala ek hi kaanta kaise reh gaya?

[CtrlAltDel]

... btw, whats the 12 baj gaye funda ???

well, some one told me that the origin of the 12 'o clock joke is historic.

according to the story, a small group of Sikh warriors had planned one important battle to begin at mid-day. Just before mid-day, they were all pumped up with enthu and at the appointed time, ruthlessly fell on the numerically strong enemy and killed almost all of them in a deadly one-sided carnage.

it seems the tales of the hot-headed enthu of the sikh warriors at midday morphed over time into "stupidity at 12pm" jokes.

wud any sikh clarify this story?

[Happy Hyderabadi]

12 Noon Behaviour!



I was travelling North in a First Class Compartment with Three Others, including a Fauji Sardar. The FS was talking nicely and knowledgeably of many things ... time was flying, if not the Train which chugging along steadily. Then suddenly the genial Sardar asked opening a Pungent Smeeling Bottle: "Would any one of You like some LIKOR ... ?" I couldn't catch what he said, but I looked at my Watch ... it showed 12 O'Clock!

The moment liquor enters ... out goes all sense ... I have seen even very Intelligent and Smart People looking and talking Foolish even with just a drop of that "Likor" ... I am glad the Major Faiths Frown upon Liquor!



HH

[akhilis2cool]

i thot my version was the correct one.....infact ihave never seen a sardar go crazy at 12....so thot itr was just a joke.



this need some clarification......koi madat karo bhaaai

[azazel]

dunno abt the origin of the funda but here's some gyaan reg. that :

Sardarji keeps hearin from everyone that Sardars go a lil' crazy after 12! now, this Sardar's got a habit of comin home sharp at 11 n doin the folowing --> keep umbrella in the corner, open window n spit paan out and then lie down on the bed . One fine day, after he's had enuff of the ridicule, he decides to once n for all prove everyone wrong.. So, he waits till the hour passes midnitght n then goes home.... n does the following -->

throws umbrella on the bed, spits in the corner, opens the window n jumps out



p.s: Sardars r cool guys n gr8 pals.. dun make fun of 'em plz..

+ 12 baje ka funda, sirf funda hi hai

[CtrlAltDel]

i thot my version was the correct one.....infact ihave never seen a sardar go crazy at 12....so thot itr was just a joke.
this need some clarification......koi madat karo bhaaai

cummon yaar, the 12 o'clock thing is just a joke...no one behaves crazy at that time...

[akhilis2cool]

yeh,

lets divert the discussion lest the moderators might get angry

[CtrlAltDel]

yeh,lets divert the discussion lest the moderators might get angry

kyon...??? baara tho kabki baj chuka hai!!

[azazel]

kyon...??? baara tho kabki baj chuka hai!!

kiske, Surds ke ya Mods ke

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Sardarji's Diversion!

12 Noon Behaviour!

I was travelling North in a First Class Compartment with Three Others, including a Fauji Sardar. The FS was talking nicely and knowledgeably of many things ... time was flying, if not the Train which chugging along steadily. Then suddenly the genial Sardar asked opening a Pungent Smeeling Bottle: "Would any one of You like some LIKOR ... ?" I couldn't catch what he said, but I looked at my Watch ... it showed 12 O'Clock!

... well, some one told me that the origin of the 12 'o clock joke is historic.
according to the story, a small group of Sikh warriors had planned one important battle to begin at mid-day. Just before mid-day, they were all pumped up with enthu and at the appointed time, ruthlessly fell on the numerically strong enemy and killed almost all of them in a deadly one-sided carnage.
it seems the tales of the hot-headed enthu of the sikh warriors at midday morphed over time ... !

Gaur se sunna sajjanon aur durjanon ...
Barah baje din ko Sardar ji
Khud ulta ho jatein hain ya
Auron ke band baja detein hain!

[azazel]

Gaur se sunna sajjanon aur durjanon ...
Barah baje din ko Sardar ji
Khud ulta ho jatein hain ya
Auron ke band baja detein hain!

thx for the advice saar, will b careful arnd em durin the HOUR!

[akhilis2cool]

yeh,

o dont think v have a sardar on the DB yet.

but then i have also heard that they dont really mind jokes on them.....only heard. Kushwant singh for one writes a lot of jokes on sardards himself.

[CtrlAltDel]

yeh,o dont think v have a sardar on the DB yet.
but then i have also heard that they dont really mind jokes on them.....only heard. Kushwant singh for one writes a lot of jokes on sardards himself.

ya...my sardar frenz too enjoy and tell sardar jokes...actually all the sardars i have met are one of the most humerous n friendliest people around.

[akhilis2cool]

yes,

they sertainly are very humerous people....look at the names they often have



Happy, Lucky, Gracy

[azazel]

Khushwant Singh rox, his jokes r hilarious..

the one article i never miss in DC on sundays..

[akhilis2cool]

Khushwant Singh rox, his jokes r hilarious..
the one article i never miss in DC on sundays..

that is why u manage to crack the dirty jokes here on DB dont ya!!

[azazel]

Khushwant Singh rox, his jokes r hilarious..
the one article i never miss in DC on sundays..

that is why u manage to crack the dirty jokes here on DB dont ya!!

me? dirty jokes??

u got me mixed up with C A D

vaise, K.Singh is a cool dude even now.. who'll admit to lovin pornography at his age .. when just thinkin of gettin it up can lead to drastic consequences.. his zest for life is inspiring..