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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:37 pm

Jailor: (Kheidi sei) Tumhe jail mei koyi shikayat hei?

Kheidi: Ji haan. Mujhe baher jane nahi diya jata hei.
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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:38 pm

Ek sahib: (Dusre sei) Aapka naam kya hei.

Dusre sahib: Mujhe Shareef khete hein.

Phele sahib: Bhai mei yeh nahi puch raha hoon kei aap shareef hein ya badmash, mei toh aapka naam puch raha hoon.
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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:39 pm

Ek tuti phuti khachakhac bhari bus ko dekh ker footpath per khaRe nowjawan nei driver sei kaha: Is dakhiyanoos bus mei jaga milegi.

Driver nei jawab diya: Aap chahein toh uchak ker aajayien ek bander (monkey) ki jagah khali hei.
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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:40 pm

Ek aadmi ek ameer kei paas gaya aur apni dard bhari kahani shuru ki. Is ka lehja aiesa tha jis ko sun ker ameer aadmi kei aansoo nikal aaye. Ameer aadmi nei apne nokar ko awaaz di. Who shaks khush hogaya kei ab shayed mujhe kuch milega. Lekin jab noker aaya toh ameer aadmi nei kaha: Is kambakhat ko dhakke dei ker nikaal do. Us nei toh rula rula ker mera burhaal ker diya.
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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:41 pm

Judge: Tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hei, “kyonke chei (6) aadmiyon nei tumhe jeb kattey dekha hei.

Jeb katra: Huzoor is per bhi toh ghor kijiye kei is shaher kei chei (6) lakh aadmiyon nei mujhe jeib katte nahi dekha hei.
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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:42 pm

Noker: Sahib ji! Fazlo aapko gadhe kei braber bhi nahi samajta.

Malik: (Ghusse sei) Bulawo Fazlo ko (Fazlo kampta huwa aaya).

Malik: Kyon bei Fazlo ! tu hamei gadhe kei braber bhi nahi samajta.

Fazlo: Nahi sahib ! mei toh samajta hoon.
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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:43 pm

Baap nei apne rote huwe laRke sei pucha: Beta tum kyon roh rahe ho?

Bete nei kaha aama nei mara hei.

Yeh sunker baap nei kaha: Namakhool kaheen kei is mei kya rone ki baat hei kabhi mujhe rote dekha.
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by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:44 pm

Ek aadmi bazaar mei chilata ja raha tha. Chal gayi chal gayi arei chal gayi. Yeh sunker bazaar jaldi jaldi band hone laga. Log yeh samaj rahe thei kei goli chal gayi hei. Ek aadmi nei usse rok ker pucha: Bhai kya chal gayi hei us nei jawab diya “meri khoti athani (50 paisa) chal gayi.
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Be Misal!

by Happy Hyderabadi » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:26 pm

Be Misal!



Bahot Khub, BM Sahab, Be Misal!



:) :D :lol: :!: :idea: :arrow:
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Re: Be Misal!

by BM » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:34 pm

Happy Hyderabadi wrote: Be Misal!

Bahot Khub, BM Sahab, Be Misal!

:) :D :lol: :!: :idea: :arrow:






Pasand kerne ka shukriya HH.
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by azazel » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:12 am

waah waah BM saab.. :lol: :lol:
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by azazel » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:17 am

BM saab, aapke liye khaas :

Ek dawat me khaana khaane ke baad ek bade miya haath dhone gaye..

haath dhote waqt ek ladka unhe sataane laga, to unhe gussa aaya aur vo bole --> kya hai miya? khaane ke taybal pe bhi sataarai the, ab yahan to chodto..

ladka bola--> arey nahi qibla, mujhe apna mureed banaa lee jiye..

bade miya--> kya bolrai ji tum? mai aisa kya kara??

ladka--> arey aap to bhot badaa chamatkaar kar diye naa.. Biryaani jab bhi aayi.. haath ghumaate ich bagaara khaan kar diye :!:
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by BM » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:23 pm

azazel wrote:waah waah BM saab.. :lol: :lol:






Shukriya azazel.
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by BM » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:24 pm

azazel wrote:BM saab, aapke liye khaas :
Ek dawat me khaana khaane ke baad ek bade miya haath dhone gaye..
haath dhote waqt ek ladka unhe sataane laga, to unhe gussa aaya aur vo bole --> kya hai miya? khaane ke taybal pe bhi sataarai the, ab yahan to chodto..
ladka bola--> arey nahi qibla, mujhe apna mureed banaa lee jiye..
bade miya--> kya bolrai ji tum? mai aisa kya kara??
ladka--> arey aap to bhot badaa chamatkaar kar diye naa.. Biryaani jab bhi aayi.. haath ghumaate ich bagaara khaan kar diye :!:






:lol: :lol: bahot khoob azazel :lol: :lol:
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by azazel » Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:25 am

shukriya :D
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