Would like to have a Girl friend for net chatting...

by ZC » Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:49 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
ok im im 4 ft x 6ft
howz that for dimensions and i weigh 280 kgs

ur in two- dimensions only, like a paper, 4ft * 6 ft :roll:

and too much weight for that :!:

too much density :roll:

by **akhilis2cool** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:42 pm

ZC wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
ok im im 4 ft x 6ft
howz that for dimensions and i weigh 280 kgs

ur in two- dimensions only, like a paper, 4ft * 6 ft and too much weight for that too much density

might be a huge bundle of paper (like the ones used by news papers)

by ZC » Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:43 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:
ZC wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
ok im im 4 ft x 6ft
howz that for dimensions and i weigh 280 kgs

ur in two- dimensions only, like a paper, 4ft * 6 ft and too much weight for that too much density

might be a huge bundle of paper (like the ones used by news papers)

or a cheet 4* 6 rolled into like a

cylinder

:wink:

by ZC » Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:48 pm

more on the dimensions

in the cylinder

4ft shud be perimeter

6 ft shud be height

so, her height is 6ft

waist = 4ft = 48 inches

too bad......that too top to bottom 48 inches.........

man i cant imagine...........probably more than tun tun or a sumo :lol:

by **R-21** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:58 pm

Well it seems all the girls are shy to come forward even for chatting, let alone other matters.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:50 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:ok im im 4 ft x 6ft
howz that for dimensions and i weigh 280 kgs

*droooool**drooooooooooool* wipes it off and stares with bloodshot eyes...
:lol:

R-21 wrote:Well it seems all the girls are shy to come forward even for chatting, let alone other matters.

shy nahin boss, prudence. what do they do if most of the guys talk abt their (fictional?) sexual prowess and 'dimensions' :wink:

in their description?

by **black wizard** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:42 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
ZC wrote:ggm, u forgot to give ur height, weight and (jail-) cell number
cell no. is confidential
in dat case height, weight n other dimensions tho dedo!!!

ok im im 4 ft x 6ft
howz that for dimensions and i weigh 280 kgs

hmmm...

FIGURE:

48-48-48 :!:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:33 am

black wizard wrote:hmmm...
FIGURE:
48-48-48

ok...can hit big time in mallu films! :lol:

by **Crystal_clear_life** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:13 am

extreme freak wrote:hey did any of the guys manage 2 get a good girl ???????????ha ha

Girl is a very Luxury Oriented and Costly Commodity and its price is

rising beyond any commodity around in the world....

Its not that easy to get hold such commodity yaar.

Among those Girls, GGs (good girl)s are even rare phenomenon,

so forget about such thoughts.

Me Pessimistic yaar. Sorry...but for you all the best. :cry:

by ZC » Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:36 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
black wizard wrote:hmmm...
FIGURE:
48-48-48
ok...can hit big time in mallu films!

Miss Jumbo or coz more than 70 yrs old........

shud we say Jumbo Granny

by **anurag** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:10 am

Hi,
I think having a chat girlfriend doesn't make any sense to anybody other then a s/w professional(coz they have the free internet and time also

). So if you are a s/w guy, u should manage a virtual g/f for sure:lol:. But for those lion heart, there are real girls still in this world :twisted:

. You just need to approach them correctly and i bet you you can manage a full time girl friend for something between 1000-2000 (Rs/m). This is what i learnt and want to share. So go for the real. Best wishes for all my friends.

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:12 am

something between 1000-2000 (Rs/m).

Is there a store thats selling these girls? Is it fixed rate or can we bargain?

Anyway anurag, whats so special abt this topic that brought you out of recluse 1.5 yrs after registering on FH?

by **mysterious babe** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:23 am

anurag wrote:Hi,
. You just need to approach them correctly and i bet you you can manage a full time girl friend for something between 1000-2000 (Rs/m). .

Helloooo whom r u talking of approaching.....girl freind or someone else....i dint know gfs also had rates..........this is so ridiculous...........so do u have a gf and have u kept an account of how much u have spe

nt on her.....

by ZC » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:25 am

thatz not rate............

its the size of home in ur pocket :wink:

by ZC » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:26 am

ZC wrote:thatz not rate............

its the size of home in ur pocket

hole

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:35 am

Anurag's jourmal:

-> Spent Rs. 2000 to get a girl

-> Posted on Fullhyd.com

-> She saw the post

-> Got dumped

Have to collect Rs. 2000 to get meself another.

Note to self: Never post on a public forum regarding expenditure on the commodity named gf. :lol:

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:37 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
black wizard wrote:hmmm...
FIGURE:
48-48-48
ok...can hit big time in mallu films!

nah! i tried - they rejected me!

said they didn't want anorexics and i had to put on some weight to qualify :lol:

by ZC » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:40 am

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
black wizard wrote:hmmm...
FIGURE:
48-48-48
ok...can hit big time in mallu films!

nah! i tried - they rejected me!
said they didn't want anorexics and i had to put on some weight to qualify

they said 270 isnt enough.......naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :wink:

by ZC » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:41 am

oophs 280

by **crazy** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:42 am

May be u people r completely out of track ur discussing about a old woman in the place a guy needs a gurl so find him out a to chat and not talk about that

by **mysterious babe** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:03 pm

he just wants someone to chat with so i dont think age or size matters................she can always pretend to b 16 years old and chat with him ............

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:14 pm

mysterious babe wrote:
anurag wrote:Helloooo whom r u talking of approaching.....girl freind or someone else....i dint know gfs also had rates..........this is so ridiculous...........so do u have a gf and have u kept an account of how much u have spe nt on her.....

LMAO!

May be u people r completely out of track ur discussing about a old woman in the place a guy needs a gurl so find him out a to chat and not talk about that

Ji huzur.

by ZC » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:15 pm

age matters, if not size :wink:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:57 pm

crazy wrote:May be u people r completely out of track ur discussing about a old woman in the place a guy needs a gurl so find him out a to chat and not talk about that

theres a topic u shud read abt "FullHybad mein Topic: Kahaan Shuru Kahaan Katham"