So.. If U Think U r fluent in speaking English ... Try this

[azazel]

togetherness is still the motto

the moral: The Family that Farts Together, Stays Together

Ull never survive in a joint family dude..

[akhilis2cool]

Heres a little sanskrit shloka on the smelly subject bein discussed here.



Uttama Dhamdhama Paade - (The best fart is the loudest one, the big bang)



Taaraturi cha Madhyama - The average fart is the one which sounds like the first word in this line.



Thussssskuli Jayate Ghaani - the silent ones are really bad



Na paade to Neeechaha - The person who doesnt fart is a Neech insaan





So my dear friends, when u let one go let it rip.

[azazel]

here's somethin i heard long time back:

Shy farter= farts softly and ignores..

Embarassed farter = farts and smiles guiltily..

Boisterous farter = farts loudly n laughs..

unlucky farter = tries to fart but shits

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Dosts Azazel & A2C!



Barking Dog seldom Bites ... Roaring Lion seldom Attacks;

Silent Dog Silently Bites .... Silent AVR Hits the Bull's "Nose"!

[Lucifer]

People, we seem to be slightly confused here. Speaking English fluently and having good diction are two different things.

[CtrlAltDel]

...unlucky farter = tries to fart but shits

reminds me of of a small 'doha' someone forwarded to me:



Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit, but only farted...

[akhilis2cool]

...unlucky farter = tries to fart but shits

reminds me of of a small 'doha' someone forwarded to me:

Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit, but only farted...

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Effort with "a" for "o"?! - Bu Gas Release ...

Try Sweet Specials by the KG (if not Tonnes) of G Pulla Reddy or Almond House or "Balaji"s for Easy & Plenty of Bu Gas Release with without "o" and with "a" in Eff-o-rt ... Even Open Air will not help ... "Bu" Pollution, in addition to others like "Noise".

[azazel]

Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit, but only farted...

must've been quite a riveting experience

[akhilis2cool]

OK guys I received this mail a long time back. think most of u must be knowing abt it. but any way I will post it here.



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What is a fart and why does it smell?

Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come

out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of

your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came

from your butt is most likely caused by a fart. A fart

is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide,

oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels

from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person

swallows too much air or eats foods that the human

digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes

trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this

excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.



The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen

sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes

farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your

diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods

that cause really smelly farts include: beans,

cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.



A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used

to describe the release of gasses from the human body.

Other popular names for farts or farting include:

gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking

spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas,

break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly,

step on a duck, and cut the cheese.



Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly.

Pee-eeew!!!



Did you know?



On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.

Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that

they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In

fact, females fart just as much as males.



Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants

fart the most. People fart the most in their sleep.



Farts that contain a large amount of methane &

hydrogen can be flammable.



So the next time you fart, keep away from fire, always

fart in a cool place and above all be confident when

you FART!

[CtrlAltDel]

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What is a fart and why does it smell?
.....
.....
.....
So the next time you fart, keep away from fire, always
fart in a cool place and above all be confident when
you FART!

buddy, is this from yr PhD thesis?

[akhilis2cool]

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What is a fart and why does it smell?
.....
.....
.....
So the next time you fart, keep away from fire, always
fart in a cool place and above all be confident when
you FART!

buddy, is this from yr PhD thesis?

Thankfully not. Else it would have been one smelly thesis.

[azazel]

le Professorie Akhil.. is it true one can light farts

even this topics' beginning to stink

[akhilis2cool]

le Professorie Akhil.. is it true one can light farts
even this topics' beginning to stink

i donno man never tried....never will try..... toooo risky

[CtrlAltDel]

is it true one can light farts

acc. to many websites, its possible...there r pix too...and details on how o do it safely...without getting ye arse burnt!



fartophiles can visit http://www.fart.com

[azazel]

saw a coupla vids over the net, where dumasses tried it n ended up igniting their arse

[akhilis2cool]

when i heard amitabh bachchan sing the song 'Chali chali phir chali chlai....chali ishk ki hawaa chali' I always wondered.....yeh hawaa nikli kahaan se

[BM]

when i heard amitabh bachchan sing the song 'Chali chali phir chali chlai....chali ishk ki hawaa chali' I always wondered.....yeh hawaa nikli kahaan se

[azazel]

when i heard amitabh bachchan sing the song 'Chali chali phir chali chlai....chali ishk ki hawaa chali' I always wondered.....yeh hawaa nikli kahaan se

phone a friend option pe Big B ko fone karna chahenge aap??

unhe to zaroor pata hoga..

[akhil]

when i heard amitabh bachchan sing the song 'Chali chali phir chali chlai....chali ishk ki hawaa chali' I always wondered.....yeh hawaa nikli kahaan se

phone a friend option pe Big B ko fone karna chahenge aap??
unhe to zaroor pata hoga..

par azazel bhai eenaam kya hoga

[CtrlAltDel]

when i heard amitabh bachchan sing the song 'Chali chali phir chali chlai....chali ishk ki hawaa chali' I always wondered.....yeh hawaa nikli kahaan se

watch for the heroine's expressions in that song n u can hazard a guess

[akhilis2cool]

watch for the heroine's expressions in that song n u can hazard a guess

bechaari heroine...but the song had a whole bunch of dancers...so the question remains Yeh hawa nikli kahaan se

[azazel]

phone a friend option pe Big B ko fone karna chahenge aap??
unhe to zaroor pata hoga..

par azazel bhai eenaam kya hoga [/quote]



sahee jawab mil jayega.. aur kya chahiye ???

atleast ull get to talk to AB

[Stingrae]

wow...

from fluent english to d art of farting.....

welcome to fullhyd DBs.....



n heck..dis is in d "Special Interest Groups"....y not create a fart club?!



PS : wt did d nut say wen he farted into d wind?...."its all comin back to me now".....

[BM]

wow...
from fluent english to d art of farting.....
welcome to fullhyd DBs.....

n heck..dis is in d "Special Interest Groups"....y not create a fart club?!

PS : wt did d nut say wen he farted into d wind?...."its all comin back to me now".....

Yahan sab chalta hei