hit list

by **popesmokesdope** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:23 pm

The fullhyd Mods (for meticulously deleting and editing my posts)

Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)

My droobies A & A for making me sit through Le Divorce (Statutory Warnin: This movie is for silly women and effete men. Prolonged exposure may lead to memory loss, aggravation, dementia etc)

Windows 98/XP/2000 and other sick variants(I am suffering from Blue Screen Death... HELP!)

And finally all the ppl having 2 'X' chromosomes who ditched me.

Amen.

by **azazel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:43 pm

errr... y r posts in ulta-pulta order???

mm.. all the right ppl r goin under the noose for now.. keep it up!!!

since evryone is intent on gettin rid of the public nuisances, a lot of whom keep comin up on my list.. i hereby pledge to provide my comrades here with a sword each..crafted by the master Hattori Hanzo :!:

BORN TO KILL

by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:49 pm

Hey badcashhhhhhhhhhhhh.. why?? why?? why?? my SRK? He is the smartest guy in bollywood right now.. what wrong has he done..

dats the only conflict i had till now regarding the hitlist...

Well my hitlist wud have :

tarun (gult movie hero)

kareena kapoor (ewwww.. irritating.. yuck )

Vishwanath (telugu character artist irritating.. but a good director though)

julia roberts ( big mouth n over rated..)

all the police walas who dont do their duty ( i hate them behaving like local goondas..)

saddam (obviously)

osama n all ALqaida members ( even more obvious)

Some of my khadoos Profs.. :evil:

(they play with the career of a student)

by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:55 pm

popesmokesdope wrote:The fullhyd Mods (for meticulously deleting and editing my posts)
Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)
My droobies A & A for making me sit through Le Divorce (Statutory Warnin: This movie is for silly women and effete men. Prolonged exposure may lead to memory loss, aggravation, dementia etc)
Windows 98/XP/2000 and other sick variants(I am suffering from Blue Screen Death... HELP!)
And finally all the ppl having 2 'X' chromosomes who ditched me.
Amen.

Yo PSD.. hows u man.. welcome back... why Ozzy? :?:

by **azazel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:55 pm

Johnny wrote:Hey badcashhhhhhhhhhhhh.. why?? why?? why?? my SRK? He is the smartest guy in bollywood right now.. what wrong has he done..

n i was nurturing thoughts of Xchangin some cool movies with ya..

just by supportin SRK, publicly :shock:

, ull end up on every list that has been drawn up so far.. plain suicide man! will meet ya if ur still alive.. underground ho jao lest they hunt u down :twisted:

by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:03 pm

azazel wrote:
Johnny wrote:Hey badcashhhhhhhhhhhhh.. why?? why?? why?? my SRK? He is the smartest guy in bollywood right now.. what wrong has he done..

n i was nurturing thoughts of Xchangin some cool movies with ya..
just by supportin SRK, publicly , ull end up on every list that has been drawn up so far.. plain suicide man! will meet ya if ur still alive.. underground ho jao lest they hunt u down

BIG DEAL man... Personal choice.. i personally apprciate SRK for his hard work and self-rise to stardom unlike many useless bollywood heros..

anyways.. perso choices apart, we still can exchange some cool movies

still interested?

by **azazel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:06 pm

Johnny wrote: we still can exchange some cool movies
still interested?

ofcourse man, cool movies ke liye kuch bhi karega :twisted:

by **The fullhyd.com Mods** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:08 pm

popesmokesdope wrote:The fullhyd Mods (for meticulously deleting and editing my posts)
Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)
My droobies A & A for making me sit through Le Divorce (Statutory Warnin: This movie is for silly women and effete men. Prolonged exposure may lead to memory loss, aggravation, dementia etc)
Windows 98/XP/2000 and other sick variants(I am suffering from Blue Screen Death... HELP!)
And finally all the ppl having 2 'X' chromosomes who ditched me.

Amen.

Dear Popesmokesdope:

Contrary to your allegation, we, the fullhyd.com mods, do not at all delete or edit your posts. It's actually done automatically through a special program we've written exclusively for this purpose. Called depopulate.php3, it works on the basis of the following algorithm:

(No of posts of PSD deleted)2 = (No of posts of PSD untouched)4 - (No of posts of PSD edited)3

As you can see:

1. To minimize the number of posts of yours deleted, we have to maximize the number of posts edited or minimize the number of posts left untouched, or both.

2. Similarly, to minimize the number of posts of yours edited, we have to maximize the number of posts deleted or, again, minimize the number of posts left untouched (or both).

Thus, it is a Catch-22 situation. To help you using either approach, we have to either maximize the number of posts deleted or maximize the number of posts edited, and, in both cases, minimize the number of posts left untouched.

It is a quandary that we are all currently grappling with. We are trying various variations of this algorithm, but they all need additional posts from you that we can edit and delete during the trial stages as we experiment our way towards that perfect solution to editing and deleting your posts. Please keep posting!

Lots of luv,

The fullhyd Mods

P. S. Seriously, though, we haven't edited or deleted any of your posts, at least in any recent past - they're all there, though some minor problem has caused the order of appearance to get screwed up. Cheers!

by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:14 pm

The fullhyd.com Mods wrote:(No of posts of PSD deleted)2 = (No of posts of PSD untouched)4 - (No of posts of PSD edited)3

LOLZ...

Reminded me of a recent profile I had written for my friend(a womaniser) for his valedictory function which included the following algo:

(1) START

(2) MAST LADKI IN NAZAR

(3) AUKAADH NEECHE GIRAAO

(4) PATI? Yes = Goto (5), No = Goto (2)

(5) Enjoy for some months..

(6) Goto (2)

)

by **Johnny** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:20 pm

azazel wrote:ofcourse man, cool movies ke liye kuch bhi karega

Done... its a deal..

Btw a few more ppl on hitlist :

child molesters ( shud be chopped and twisted and pulled apart A**H*** :evil:

)

communists

KCR ( tryin to split AP Loser...)

Indian cricket selectors

Ganguly ( sometimes.)

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:03 am

tum logan time travel karaein kya? Post karne se pehle hi usse quote kar ke replyan de rahe ho! Ctrl ne Akhil ka post quote kiya aur kisi aur ne psd ka post quote ki.

by **badcash_high** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:57 am

Johnny wrote:Hey badcashhhhhhhhhhhhh.. why?? why?? why?? my SRK? He is the smartest guy in bollywood right now.. what wrong has he done..
dats the only conflict i had till now regarding the hitlist...
Well my hitlist wud have :
tarun (gult movie hero)
kareena kapoor (ewwww.. irritating.. yuck )
Vishwanath (telugu character artist irritating.. but a good director though)
julia roberts ( big mouth n over rated..)
all the police walas who dont do their duty ( i hate them behaving like local goondas..)
saddam (obviously)
osama n all ALqaida members ( even more obvious)
Some of my khadoos Profs.. (they play with the career of a student)

well he hams and overacts and in the processs gets paid crores... you have to hate somebody like that... dude hasn't done anything original since dilse....

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:03 pm

popesmokesdope wrote:Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)

Why Ozzy dude?

PS - wont stop hounding u till i get an answer 4 this

by **badcash_high** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:13 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
popesmokesdope wrote:Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)

Why Ozzy dude?

PS - wont stop hounding u till i get an answer 4 this

eye allreddy asscud thad kueshchen... mew tinks thad duh trooth vil bee reeveiled in duh evewahning....

by **Mona Lisa Smile** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:28 pm

Nobody reserved thier ammunition for the one and only Honey-Honey Salman Khan !

by **popesmokesdope** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:33 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
popesmokesdope wrote:Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)

Why Ozzy dude?

PS - wont stop hounding u till i get an answer 4 this

Ozzy is a zero with a whiny voice. He is less of a man (or woman?!!?) and more the androgynous, castrated spirit of absolute inanity that suffuses our world( or atleast the most of metal fraternity). What pisses me off immeasurably about his orgy of indignity, is the fact that he is being extolled to a God-like strature inspite of his lack of talent and his inability to 'create' music. No one can ever be like him, thank god.

Feh to Ozzy...

by **badcash_high** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:39 pm

popesmokesdope wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
popesmokesdope wrote:Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)

Why Ozzy dude?

PS - wont stop hounding u till i get an answer 4 this

Ozzy is a zero with a whiny voice. He is less of a man (or woman?!!?) and more the androgynous, castrated spirit of absolute inanity that suffuses our world( or atleast the most of metal fraternity). What pisses me off immeasurably about his orgy of indignity, is the fact that he is being extolled to a God-like strature inspite of his lack of talent and his inability to 'create' music. No one can ever be like him, thank god.

Feh to Ozzy...

Right there with you brother... no one can ever be like him.. after all not everybody can start a revolution and then go on to star in their own reality show(which is very sad)... thank god

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:43 pm

popesmokesdope wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
popesmokesdope wrote:Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)

Why Ozzy dude?

PS - wont stop hounding u till i get an answer 4 this

Ozzy is a zero with a whiny voice. He is less of a man (or woman?!!?) and more the androgynous, castrated spirit of absolute inanity that suffuses our world( or atleast the most of metal fraternity). What pisses me off immeasurably about his orgy of indignity, is the fact that he is being extolled to a God-like strature inspite of his lack of talent and his inability to 'create' music. No one can ever be like him, thank god.

Feh to Ozzy...

i disagree with u. but am not here to contest ur opinion. jus was curious why.

so each to his (or her) own.

by **Johnny** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:15 pm

badcash_high wrote:well he hams and overacts and in the processs gets paid crores... you have to hate somebody like that... dude hasn't done anything original since dilse....

AGREED.... Hams agreed, overacts agreed, gets paid crores agreed...

not original STRONGLY DISAGREE... everything is his original yea i def agree dat he might be repeatitive, but he never imitates anyone... and DUDE, all the ham and overaction are his trademarks, his selling points..

anyways.. i dont wanna argue on this anymore.. cuz its a matter of personal choice...and i respect ur opinion.. PEACE OUT

by **Johnny** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:18 pm

popesmokesdope wrote:Ozzy is a zero with a whiny voice. He is less of a man (or woman?!!?) and more the androgynous, castrated spirit of absolute inanity that suffuses our world( or atleast the most of metal fraternity). What pisses me off immeasurably about his orgy of indignity, is the fact that he is being extolled to a God-like strature inspite of his lack of talent and his inability to 'create' music. No one can ever be like him, thank god.
Feh to Ozzy...

DUDE PSD, i asked u the same thing much before Giftie had asked u... but u replied only to her.. :cry:

This is partiality, unfair.. just cuz she is SHE, and i am HE..rite??

u forgot our frnship dude? our dinner.. our first meet et all..

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:37 pm

Johnny wrote:u forgot our frnship dude? our dinner.. our first meet et all..

hello...hello....yeh kya ho raha hai? :lol:

kya kya hua tum dono ke beech mein....? :lol:

by **Johnny** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:55 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Johnny wrote:u forgot our frnship dude? our dinner.. our first meet et all..

hello...hello....yeh kya ho raha hai?

kya kya hua tum dono ke beech mein....?

I was talkin about our first FUllhyd Meet Duhh.. :roll:

by **badcash_high** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:03 pm

Johnny wrote:
badcash_high wrote:well he hams and overacts and in the processs gets paid crores... you have to hate somebody like that... dude hasn't done anything original since dilse....

AGREED.... Hams agreed, overacts agreed, gets paid crores agreed...
not original STRONGLY DISAGREE... everything is his original yea i def agree dat he might be repeatitive, but he never imitates anyone... and DUDE, all the ham and overaction are his trademarks, his selling points..
anyways.. i dont wanna argue on this anymore.. cuz its a matter of personal choice...and i respect ur opinion.. PEACE OUT

alrighty brother

peace

by **Lucifer** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:24 pm

People, we seem to have come up with a pretty long list of people we hate and we have all come up with those names that are, well, worth hating. I say, why do that? Why not hate the good guys? After all, what have the good guys done for us, except to make us feel frustrated?

Why blame Ekta Kapoor for bad serials? Instead blame the guys like BR Chopra and Ramanand Sagar for making good serials. Had they not come up with those masterpieces, we would never even have known what we are missing today. The fault lies with them for giving us amazing stuff, not with Ekta. She is only doing what she does best - dish out crap, which, by the way, we would not have considered crap had it not been for the fact that we got something better to compare it with.

And, why single out Shah Rukh, Kareena, et al? If vanity and acting have hit their pinnacle and nadir respectively, does not the fault lie with the likes of Amitabh Bachchan and Shabana Azmi for being humble and brilliant actors? Haven't they set the wrong precedent for their successors by being damn good at their work?

Then we come back to the issue of foreign origin. I say, make that woman the Indian Prime Minister. Is it her fault that those before her were not only Indians but also had the ability for the top job?

by **azazel** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:48 pm

i see, Lucifer is here.. what does that make us???

dude, that way of lookin at things is totally muddled logic..

basically, what ur sayin is that.. the reason y somethin is as bad as it is, is that someone made a better thing earlier.. n that the makers of the better shows/whatever r responsible..

dun see how that works.. btw, notice a similarity b/w SRk n the Ozzman ? not in terms of looks, Ozzy's way cooler.. but the way they've been made demi-gods of.. inspite of a huge lack of talent :!:

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