hit list

by **badcash_high** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:41 pm

the only reason a lot of people are alive is because its illegal to kill em...

suppose you had the opportunity to kill anybody you hated real bad, who would it be and why???

karan johar is right up there in my list along with shenaz(mtv vj). shah rukh khan would probably come in the top 20. palash sen and mehnaz would probably be skinned and marinated.... viva and the other retarded group of dipsh*ts would find themselves being barbequed. i don't even wanna start with the firangees.... damn this could go on forever.....

so who would you wanna dissect, skin, strangle, choke, cut, burn, garrote, mutilate, castrate, chop, slice, mince, stuff, hang, bleed, grate, roast, flay and so on and so forth....

peace be on all mankind

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:55 pm

u've appropriated Shah Rukh n Karan Johar for yourself.... :cry:

also...if by misfortune a certain foreigner becomes our PM, i'd like to have a go at that person and the a**h***s who voted for that person

i have no other hate figure...

by **badcash_high** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:10 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:u've appropriated Shah Rukh n Karan Johar for yourself....

no problemo my man.. we can flip for these oxygen wasters and then flip for the modus operandi that will contribute to their much awaited demise and the blissfull feeling that will engulf us will consequently seal the deal.....

also...if by misfortune a certain foreigner becomes our PM, i'd like to have a go at that person and the a**h***s who voted for that person

i have no other hate figure...

by **Mona Lisa Smile** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:19 am

I would certainly like to mention Ekta Kapoor for having started the trend of K- Serials (a spate of others that followed). Her major objective it seems is to the substantial lower the average IQ of the India population! Dumb serials still dumber people. Women clad in Designer sarees in kitchens discussing their husbands extra marital affairs or plotting some devious scheme on one or many of their huge list of relatives.... sheeesh.

Yes thinking women seems like an oxymoron,Mr Black Wizard, but what would you say when I tell you I heard a guy mention he wanted his wife to be like Kusum :?:

There is a good outcome though, she is 90% responsible for me staying away from the Idiot box. Which is not such a bad thing at all.

And second, it would be the people that were discussed in another thread on Fathers(Human Relationships forum) ........yes please. You could do anything to them and it wouldnt be punishment enough.

Mr Badcash high could you add a guillotine to your list too ....

by **badcash_high** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:16 pm

Mona Lisa Smile wrote:I would certainly like to mention Ekta Kapoor for having started the trend of K- Serials (a spate of others that followed). Her major objective it seems is to the substantial lower the average IQ of the India population! Dumb serials still dumber people. Women clad in Designer sarees in kitchens discussing their husbands extra marital affairs or plotting some devious scheme on one or many of their huge list of relatives.... sheeesh.

Yes thinking women seems like an oxymoron,Mr Black Wizard, but what would you say when I tell you I heard a guy mention he wanted his wife to be like Kusum

There is a good outcome though, she is 90% responsible for me staying away from the Idiot box. Which is not such a bad thing at all.

And second, it would be the people that were discussed in another thread on Fathers(Human Relationships forum) ........yes please. You could do anything to them and it wouldnt be punishment enough.

Mr Badcash high could you add a guillotine to your list too ....

will do mona... damn i can't believe i left out ekta kapoor..... not that any of the other serials are any better.. whats your tiff with black wizard though...

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:27 pm

auto drivers, bus drivers, lorry n truck drivers rank high on my list.

others include

kareena kapoor - that woman totally ticks me off.

liv tyler - dunno y but the sight of her annoys me - me thinks its cos of the size of her mouth

n sonu nigam

by **Mona Lisa Smile** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:31 pm

No grudge with the wizard, just wanted to mention it was an unfair generalisation. Its also seems that many subscribe to the view that thinking women dont classify as eye candy ? Another debate for another day!

by **Fiddler** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:10 pm

My list changes with the situation. I think I should just carry a loaded shotgun around. Anyone pisses me off, be it an auto driver or a whiny colleague, I could just splatter them accross the countryside with a pull of the trigger. The only disadvantage would be that I'd need a new TV every time I catch Shenaz, Raageshwari, or Mandira Bedi on air... Ah well, you can't have everything (cocks his 12-bore double-barrel, loads it with number-2 buckshot, and settles down to wait)

by **badcash_high** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:18 pm

Mona Lisa Smile wrote:No grudge with the wizard, just wanted to mention it was an unfair generalisation. Its also seems that many subscribe to the view that thinking women dont classify as eye candy ? Another debate for another day!

why do you think that is.. there are a lot of examples to supplement the "view that thinking women don't classify as eye candy" even though i long for examples that contradict this....

by **akhilis2cool** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:33 pm

Mera List

YSR, TSR

Most of the old Congress men

Mkting. manager of Fair n Lovely, who ever he/she is

Murli Manohar Joshi

Shoaib Akhtar

i will update the list soon.

by ZC » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:56 pm

George W Bush I

George W Bush II

by **azazel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:52 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:auto drivers, bus drivers, lorry n truck drivers rank high on my list.liv tyler - dunno y but the sight of her annoys me - me thinks its cos of the size of her mouth

im with u on the 1st one.. i'd like to personally hack off the head of every auto-driver i see .. but Liv Tyler.. y oh y??? i beg for forgiveness on her behalf .. plz.. :roll:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:56 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:liv tyler - dunno y but the sight of her annoys me - me thinks its cos of the size of her mouth

but i think a big mouth means its very kissable! look at Julia Roberts!

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:59 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:liv tyler - dunno y but the sight of her annoys me - me thinks its cos of the size of her mouth

but i think a big mouth means its very kissable! look at Julia Roberts!

why wud i wanna kiss a female!

by **azazel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:06 pm

ive drawn up my personal Crazy 88 list ..

presently ordering custom-made katanas by Hattori Hanzo :!:

a few names, other than the ones already mentioned..

Ben Affleck [SRK of hollywood!]

Ekta Kapoor, plz.. lets clone her a few times so that vry1 gets a shot

a few actors/actresses in her serials..

more, as i remember :roll:

by **black wizard** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:07 pm

The Firang Hit List

1.Britney Spears (ewww!)

2.Bennifer (read as ben affleck and jennifer lopez)

3.Scott Stapp (the guy from Creed)

4.Bush Sr & Jr

5.Ariel Sharon

The Indian Hit List

1.Palash Sen(over-rated singer...definitely a sissy)

2.Sonu Nigam (very very irritating)

3.Meghna Naidu (who does she think she is? Pam anderson?)

4.Smriti Z. Irani a.k.a. Tulsi

5.everyone from Kahani ghar ghar ki

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:43 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:Mallika Sherawat: Beauty with nothing in the top floor

r u crazy...or blind...?

but she has everything, or two, in the "top" floor... :wink:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:44 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:Mallika Sherawat: Beauty with nothing in the top floor

r u crazy...or blind...?

but she has everything, or two, in the "top" floor... :wink:

by **akhilis2cool** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:53 pm

Add to my previous list,

Mayawati

Laloo Prasad

Mallika Sherawat: Beauty without anything on the top floor

Narendra Modi

Praveen Togadia

Ajit Jogi : After he recovers from his injuries

TSR

more as I remember

by **akhilis2cool** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:55 pm

galti se mistake,

Mallika Sherawat: Beauty with nothing in the top floor

BTW I think Liv Tyler i Beautiful. Please dont Kill her

by **badcash_high** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:22 pm

there's this vet near my house who i wanna whack.. i lost my cat because of the mf's negligence and have been raring to dismember him since... but then if i kill the shithead a lot of pet owners are gonna suffer so i think ill just castrate the dipshit......

i also wanna hang all poachers by their nuts with their wrists slit so that they can pay for their cruelty in the form of blood donation and aching nuts

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:34 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:why wud i wanna kiss a female!

touche...

good point...

by **azazel** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:22 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:why wud i wanna kiss a female!

good point...

er... y not :?:

*runs n ducks*

by **badcash_high** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:08 pm

popesmokesdope wrote:The fullhyd Mods (for meticulously deleting and editing my posts)
Ozzy Ozbourne (for all obvious reasons)
My droobies A & A for making me sit through Le Divorce (Statutory Warnin: This movie is for silly women and effete men. Prolonged exposure may lead to memory loss, aggravation, dementia etc)
Windows 98/XP/2000 and other sick variants(I am suffering from Blue Screen Death... HELP!)
And finally all the ppl having 2 'X' chromosomes who ditched me.

Amen.

forgive my insolence buddy... but why ozzy... it ain't obvious to me....

by **Bimbette** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:11 pm

Does anyone remember a whiny singer called Altaf Raja??? (Of some crap like 'tum toh thehere pardesi' (fame?? :roll:

) He'd be there on my list.

Also Daler Mehendi's brother called Mika....? Think thats the name.

Maybe, I'm taking this a tad too seriously but,

1)All the ppl who have eve-teased women at some point.

2) Ppl who've been cruel to animals.

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