To Wipe or not to Wipe

[Five7Jaan]

from below? u mean to say...the water from the commode sprays back on u...?????
yechchchchc...

Don't be so shocked, Ctrl! Its called a bidet, a French bidet to be exact...I think they invented it. It was to have status in the Victorian Era whatever along those lines period where those rare amenities were considered high class.



-Five7Jaan



P.S. Just make sure you don't drink from it!

[ZC]

pushpak..........pushpaka vimanam

[Alien Hyderabadi]

Its time that the nation came up with an Article in the constitution clarifying the nation's position on the wipe-wash issue. A commission need to be appointed to study history, and understand what our freedom fighters did... did they wipe or washed ? Or did they never had the time to do either ?



Once legislations are in place, the local government need to have "Policing" of each user area to ensure compliance to the country's policy...



Well...Paani Bachaoo is always welcome... but do we cut more trees to make tissue papers for one billion asses to be wiped atleast twice a day ?



The arguement continues.....

[ZC]

yesterday's newspapers another use...........recycle

[Happy Hyderabadi]

... You just s(h)it, flush and be hit by jet from below ... A neat and cool s(h)it, hit and clean job, every time assured!

from below? u mean to say...the water from the commode sprays back on u...?????

yechchchchc...

C A D ... there's a separate jet much above the water in the pot ... it issues upward in an arc and cleans the target ... it can be used independent of the flush!

I saw another version, in the North ... installed by one who worked / lived in ME ... Here, the Cleanser Jet is just at the top of the WC ... it issues horizontally and cleanses the Target ... One may beware of being pricked by the sharp orifice of C J ... Of Course, No botheration to hands or of Toilet Paper!

Perhaps someone may tell the Group on the Luxuries / Conveniences of the Japanese Developments, ie the JC vis-a-vis the WC or MC ...



On with the pursuit of 'happiness' at the 'fundament'al level!

[CtrlAltDel]

...Its called a bidet...

ohhh...a long-standing mystery is cleared! i've read abt bidets and always wondered what they are!

... there's a separate jet much above the water in the pot ... it issues upward in an arc and cleans the target...I saw another version ... Here, the Cleanser Jet is just at the top of the WC ... it issues horizontally and cleanses the Target ...

oh my...i've seen such things abraod, but never knew what they were!

awww shucks....and i wasted money buying mugs



i also like the water supplied via a slim hand held hose, as seen in many toilets these days. u might've seen them in the toilets at Prasad's.

[gods_gift2_mankind]

Don't be so shocked, Ctrl! Its called a bidet, a French bidet to be exact...I think they invented it. It was to have status in the Victorian Era whatever along those lines period where those rare amenities were considered high class.

hey i always thought bidets originated in England!

[CtrlAltDel]

hey i always thought bidets originated in England!

well....if its pronounced without the "t" is French alrite..else english...



french is a crazy language...take any word and dont pronounce a third of the letters in it...! why spell them that way in the first place????

[akhilis2cool]

[/quote]french is a crazy language...take any word and dont pronounce a third of the letters in it...! why spell them that way in the first place???? [/quote]



Thats b`coz they like to decorate every thing they use.

[CtrlAltDel]

Thats b`coz they like to decorate every thing they use.

u mean to say they dont flush...????

[akhilis2cool]

Thats b`coz they like to decorate every thing they use.

u mean to say they dont flush...????

u could say that,

but dont know much abt there life style. jitna mujhe pata hai, frnace mein paani ki koi kami nahi hai.

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Its called a bidet, a French bidet to be exact...I think they invented it. It was to have status in the Victorian Era whatever along those lines period where those rare amenities were considered high class.

-Five7Jaan

P.S. Just make sure you don't drink from it!

A\



A "Bidet'" has an additional Feature, apart from being more "commodious" than the WC, that of the Warmed Rim (with Warm Water from the Hot Water System, for use by the Ladies in Cold Climates ...)

[Prince]

with Warm Water from the Hot Water System, for use by the Ladies in Cold Climates ...)

Beats me mate, why just the ladies?



Oh, ok. Men have something else to keep themselves warm?

[Happy Hyderabadi]

with Warm Water from the Hot Water System, for use by the Ladies in Cold Climates ...)

Beats me mate, why just the ladies?

Oh, ok. Men have something else to keep themselves warm?

Because 1or 2, "THEY" Squat ... For 1 "M" can Stand & Release; for 2 "M" can be "Outgoing", also, if needed! ...

[azazel]

bottom-line, ,

wash n wash well

one more for Ctrl's haiku:

wise man dont spit in strong wind, wise man dont fart in still wind

[black wizard]

and now I am tired of doing it one way... maybe we should get an ass brush or something.. then apply paste to it and clean our ass that way.

~Badmash~[/quote]





an ass brush?!?!

dude!!! do want to get a nasty rash on ur ass???

[CtrlAltDel]

an ass brush?!?!
dude!!! do want to get a nasty rash on ur ass???

rash...? rather it'll look like he's been groped by a gay tiger!

[akhilis2cool]

an ass brush?!?!
dude!!! do want to get a nasty rash on ur ass???

rash...? rather it'll look like he's been groped by a gay tiger!

[azazel]

Ctrl bhai , aap jangal gaye the, yaa sher ghar aaya tha



kidding , obviously.. nice one tho

[BM]

I was laughing by the time I finished reading all the posts!!!!!!!!

How on earth do u guys come up with such crap! (pun unintended)

same case with me dude

[Happy Hyderabadi]

I

same case with me dude

BM Sahab did you mean "dudette" to match "Bimbette"!

[azazel]

Bimbette is a dudette na??

[MCH]

I wonder what have u been doing all these days..

I had phases...

Age 0-3 : Parents washed my ass and then wiped it. happy times

Did you guys ever had to use leaves or grass to wipe... I want to find out if there are alternate methods of wiping ass other than paper ?

~Badmash~

WHY DON'T YOU TRY OUT SAND PAPER. WE'll GET RID OF YOUR MESS

[Prince]

WHY DON'T YOU TRY OUT SAND PAPER. WE'll GET RID OF YOUR MESS

MCH is into personalised services these days?

[azazel]

WHY DON'T YOU TRY OUT SAND PAPER. WE'll GET RID OF YOUR MESS

MCH is into personalised services these days?

now, thats news