Apun aik ishtory sunaenga:

[BM]

Apun aik ishtory sunaenga:

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log bolay tou mutlab kee judrwaan. Lekin dono main farq bolay tou ik dum solid. Julie ik dum Smart, jhakaas aur Sulie ik dum halki re. To kya hota hai maloom? Sulie tou bachpan say, woh kya boltay hain usko.. Stubborn ..bolay to ik dam ziddi.... rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang ta-ich hai.

Julie ko gudriya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.

Aisa kartay kartay bees saal guzar gaya baap.

Tou na kia hoowa maloom? Julie ka shaadi ik dum karodr-pati ladrka kay saath hota hai. Aur Sulie ik phateechar puntoosh say shaadi banata hai.

Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.Pati bechara gharib. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waastay woh Fridge khareed leta hai. Abhi Julie agle maheenay Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap. Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi. Pati bechara aur paisay udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.

Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi zidd karti hai. Pati ka dimaagh satak-ta hei lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pita-ji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadri khareedta hai. Thodray dinon ke baad Julie gaadri bech ke Bus khareedti hai. Sulie Zidd karti hai Bus chaeye merey ko bhee Abhee pati solid bhadrakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Aye item, ab dimaagh ki dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak kia Abhi apun tera ik nahin sunenga. Apun jaa rahela hai"

Tou Sulie ko chodrke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadri bech kar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.

Tou Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.

Bus ko park kar kay woh log ghoomnay phirnay ko jaata hai. Wapas aakay dekhta hai tou saala dono bus main steering wheel ghaib, seat ghaib, gear ghaib...sab kuch ghaib!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch tou bolti hai.

Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??




* * * Yeh too bol-na * * * * *






* * * Abay soch shuntt...... * * *







* * *lay dimagh kaam nahi kar rela hai? * * *







* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *








* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *










"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."






aye bidru, apun ko gaali mat day, aur apun ke upar bhadraknay ka naee kiaa!!

[CtrlAltDel]

[Akalbandh]

Eeeee, itta fatichar, ghatiya story khidhar se uthaya re baap? Apna to tune saara time ka kabada banadiya

[Portuguese Man-Of-War]

I've sent this to a billion friends - I hope they don't all put out a fatwa on me!

[Fiddler]

Bhaimiya, I have this to say:



If the story was supposed to be in 'Bambaiya', well tried. But if it was supposed to be in 'Hyderabadi', it was really baaaaad!!



Have seen this before, so I didn't get as worked up about it as Ctrl

[CtrlAltDel]

...Have seen this before, so I didn't get as worked up about it as Ctrl

it was as bad a KLPD story

[Imran]

" Ek Dum mast hain Baap "

[BM]

" Ek Dum mast hain Baap "

[azazel]

OK, here's another story for ya'll:





Mungerilal, who was very thin and short, was standing at the bus

stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves her hand

calling him by his name and asking him to sit in her car.

Mungerilal was surprised but recognized her.She was Jasmine, an old

batch-mate but he didn't know why she was calling him because she

never gave him any "lift" in the college. Anyhow he sat in the car

and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome (kaise ho, kya kar rahe ho

etc).



Then she said "Why don't we have coffee together". By now

Mungerilal was even more surprised.He thought "Coffee with Jasmine?

(an old dream...coming true) WOW !!"and he gave his consent. At the

cafe, all of a sudden Jasmine says "Lets go to my house, there are

a lot of people here". Mungerilal is on cloud nine "Ab to mazaa aa

jayega". When they reach home she asks him "Why don't we sit in my

bedroom, you can turn on the AC". Mungerilal was thinking to

himself 'Jasmine phas gai hai' and he starts dreaming about

when he enters the bedroom, Jasmine says "Why don't you

take off your shirt, you are sweating". Mungerilal is now 100% sure

of the outcome of this meeting and again starts dreaming. Jasmine

says "Be comfortable and I will be back in a minute".Mungerilal is

alone in the room with his bare match-stick like body and thinking

about Jasmine. After five minutes Jasmine enters the

room...........



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with 2 children and says "Dekho bacchon, agar Horlicks nahin

piyoge, to body iske jaise ho jayegi"

[Ramya]

[azazel]

Atleast someone laughed!!

mebbe i should've posted that as a new post..

[Mayavi Morphues]

Thats because the joke has already been posted on thisforum recently.

[azazel]

Oops..im new here, someone should tell me these frikkkin things!!! hehe

consolation laugh mebbe..

[azazel]

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnappedyour kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground".Signed, "A Sardarji".The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!"