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popesmokesdope wrote:OK CHILLUNS! HERE IS THE REAL FRIGGING DEAL. The Wachowski Bros have finally indubitably beyond the shaodow of doubt shown us something that the fanboys knew all along. REloaded was a masterpiece! It had an interesting beginning some gripping before they got tired fight sequences and an end that left you wondering what was coming next. It also had a LOAD of banal dialogues but chances are after you see Revolutions even lines that you cringed at will seem not entirely devoid of merit. What the Wachowskis did on this, the grand culmination of the Matrix trilogy is they probably commissioned their research agencies and found what people DIDN'T like about reloaded was the tons of pedantic dialogue. Chagrined that their beautiful thought provoking words were dismissed so cavalierly the Wachowskis went totally over the goddamn top. This movie has more dialogue than both the last movies combined and squared. You can throw in the complete works of Shakespeare, _, James Hadley Chase and PG Wodehouse and you still won't get a fraction of the amount of dialogue this movie has. Sadly, it doesn't even PRETEND to be profound and meaningful anymore. It's just the same "I lurve you/ All you need is lurve/Naan onna kadalickarain" stuff we've heard for as many years as we've been exposed to banal stupid cinema. Neo meets a little Indian girl called Sati (!!!) whose dad speaks in an Indian accent but calls his wife "Kamaala." This was the only part in the movie I was genuinely moved by as I went all misty-eyed reflecting on the years I spent watching the 'Ugandan giant' squaring off against the UNDERTAKER. The rest of the movie was utter and complete tedium. I'm kind of glad I had company who felt the same way cause it would have been insufferable sitting though this shit alone.
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<br> Highlights: Somehwere in the middle of the movie, someone from the studio interrupted the Wachowskis attempts to write Jane Austen using the Matrix as a backdrop and prodded them into a few action sequences. Though these begin after a shit-load of false starts, they are quite incredible, but again, the fight sequences overstayed their welcome, and like the solo on Free Bird were based on the premise that length is an adequate substitute for quality. As for Neo, he gets Saibaba-eyetis. Voluntary sightgain to compensate for lame scripting. First seen in all its technicolour glory in Amar Akbar Anthony where Nirupa Roy, after escaping from snakes and villians regains her sight. Here's another theory for the Matrix fanboys: Maybe Keanu Reeves character Neo's full name is Neorupa Roy, a reincarnation of the doughty old bag from Amar Akbar Anthony. Neo visists Cirith Gorgor from LOTR. Agent Smith realises he's a gay elf in that other movie and is unable to take the strain of acting in two trilogies simultaneously. The Oracle and The Architect are still annoying . There are a 1000 loose ends left hanging because the Wachowski's chose to do an Everly Brother imitations instead of focusing on plot/action etc. Expect another dozen sequels; If they get the budget sanctions that is. After this debacle they'd be lucky if they got to do the end credits on Everybody Loves Raymond. This movie will shake the faith of the most dedicated fanboy. Like Holden Caulfield, I wish I could save you people from this but know I cannot. A few of you will stray into a theatre to watch this. Some will even pay to see it. I pity you. But the people I pity THE most are the fanboys who've let the movie define their entire identity. Who have nicks like Neo, Morpheus, Trinity etc. Who will strain their necks to see all the alphabets pasted on the Oracle's refrigerator and try to crack the Bible Code using these. Who will take as a personal affront any comment directed against this film. Who'll love it percisely befcuase so many people don't - who will embarass themselves for years on end defending it as one of the great masterpieces of cinema, even after they've stopped believing it themselves. SOmewhere down the line, life, maturity and an aprpeciation of quality might dawn on them at which point, they'll wish they'd saved up enough for a plastic surgery or could go someplace where no one knows them and start life afresh. Save yourselves from this. Especially if you were fanboy enough to LIKE Reloaded. If you go see ANY movie with a mind open enough to enjoy revolutions chances are you wont find any bad films. Revolutions is a truly bad film with very little aesthetic or entertainment value attached to it. The end.
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...now where did i hear this quote before....*racks his grey matter*Jaszalcatraz wrote:Throw all that hate for the movie outta the window Dorothy cause Kansas is going bye-bye.

CtrlAltDel wrote:...now where did i hear this quote before....*racks his grey matter*Jaszalcatraz wrote:Throw all that hate for the movie outta the window Dorothy cause Kansas is going bye-bye.


yes! i remember. thanX!Stingrae wrote:dude...Matrix....!!!
Cypher says that!!


i watch movies for fun. i dont think they are so important that i have to remember which actor said what line on which scene...black wizard wrote:do u watch movies just for the heck of it,CAD?

CtrlAltDel wrote:i watch movies for fun. i dont think they are so important that i have to remember which actor said what line on which scene...black wizard wrote:do u watch movies just for the heck of it,CAD?
get a life guys!


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