Some positive news...

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Okay, enough of mud slinging, lets hear some good news from the knowledge centre of India - Bihar.
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<br>Salary advance: Muslims say give it to all or none
<br>Giridhar Jha
<br>Patna, November 14
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<br>Bihar is setting another example in communal amity and brotherhood. Ahead of the Id-ul-Fitr festival, Muslim employees have turned down the salary advance offer by the state government. The reason: Hindus and other community members are being deprived of it.
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<br>Chief Minister Rabri Devi and chief secretary KAH Subramanian have received several representations from Muslim employees. The employees said they would not accept the November salary before Id unless the entire staff had this privilege. They said they could not accept such a discriminatory offer during Id when Muslims were not denied a salary advance on religious grounds before Diwali and Chhath last month.
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<br>The government had paid the October salary in advance to all its staff since Diwali and Chhath were to be celebrated in the last week of the month.
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<br>From Hindustan Times.
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<br>*Enters Matrika as Lallu parishad yadav*
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<br>Kah re neeraja, anti lallu, aur Fiddler tauhre ko ab bhi kauno doubtva hai ki mere pirime minishter hone se desh ki unnati nahi hogi?
<br>Dekho, dekho mere desh mein sab log kaise mil jul ke rah rahe hai.
<br>socho, socho agar my pirime minishter ban gaya aur meri pyaari jalebi, rabri devi, home minishter banegi to desh ka kitna unnati hogi. Seekho, kuch to seekho bihaar se, aur kaho tumhare pyaare Nautanki mantri chandra babu naidu se ki yeah tumhare computer vamputer se kuch naahi hone vaala. Hara bara desh, bhai bhai jaisan log se hi bharat ki unnati hogi
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<br>*asks Totti for an exit and escapes before agents arrive*

[Fiddler]

(Arriving on the scene just as Lallu makes good his escape, dashing and deadly in his black suit, shades and rabbit slippers) Lallu, kahe ko bhaagat hai? Tumhre se abhi kaam khatam nahi hua! Thumhre Pirime Minishter banne se desh ki unnati nahi nahi ho sakti! Kahe ko? Kyon ki tumhri badbu \'virus\' jaisi hai!! (Cackles insanely, and then wanders off to find the oracle and bug her a bit.)

[Shri Lallu Parishad Yadav]

ka babua, bahut uchal rahe ho, rabri se bol kar tumpe POTA lagva dunga.
<br>waisan bhi har cheez jo shuru hota hai, woh Katam bhi hota hai, rabri ko kah diya humne, woh aan raahi apni \'Ducati\' pe, kaala leahther paint aur shirt pahane ke aur andho ke chashme laga ke, tauh re ko andar karne ke liye aaan rahi hai.
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